It's the new kid..... Jo !!!!!

[jo_momma_82]

OK, I've been lurking here for awhile and FINALLY registered ! I am a stay at home mom with 4 kids ranging in age from 1-9 y/o and I'm happily married to my baby-daddy, lol. My entire adult life has been spent raising kids so, I don't really have any amazing stories of my travels or any super-awesome hobbies to speak of and, I'm pretty sure that I would be classified as being kinda' boring. But, I can tell you that I'm a good mommy and a good wife and some of the shit on this site only furthers that belief.

I'm into true crime and I fancy myself a gamer... I'm mostly into survival horror but, since I've already blown through all of the 360 survival horror's that I can find (I even beat Silent Hill: Homecoming 3 days after it's release date), I've moved onto 1st person shooter's ... Dark Sector is a good horror/shooter. Oh, and Rule of Rose is my all time favorite game. I also LOVE music, I'm mostly stuck in the grunge era but, I can appreciate *some* of the current music.

I currently live in a semi-small town called La Junta, Colorado and I've been here for a little over a year. I'm originally from Shreveport, La. and I miss it terribly. Oh and if you picture me as talking like one of those douche-nozzle's from trublood... forget it ! I don't sound like a hick, I've never met a klan member, never met a sheep-fucker :sheep:, I never lived in a trailer, I'm white minus the trash and there aren't any kissin' cousins in my family that I'm aware of... lmao.

I know that this post is semi-retarded but, I'm glad to be here and that's my introduction.... :hello:

[Jaded]

Welcome to the forums Jo! :hello:

[Kitty]

Again-- Welcome =)

[jo_momma_82]

Thanks so much Kitty and Jaded !!! I'm glad to be here and have gotten the warmest welcome here than I've ever gotten on any other forum !:star:

[Owd Scrat]

Welcome to the forums Jo :welcome:

:marchmellow:

[Gilbrit]

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Welcome to D'D!
Glad you are here!

[Trish]

Welcome to the site Jo

[Envy]

welcome! i may need your help with silent hill in the future so i hope we get along just great!

[Ruby]

Welcome, Jo! I think you fit right in. See you around the joint!

[Unamused Cat]

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[Nell]

Welcome!:hello:

[zapp]

*gives jo mamma 82 a pumpkin*


http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/186/Avatars/pumputan1.jpg

WELCOME!

[nurseronda]

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[Sister Iroz]

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[jo_momma_82]

welcome! i may need your help with silent hill in the future so i hope we get along just great!

I definitely will... have you started playing it yet ? It's not quite as scary as SH2 but, some of the monsters are hard as hell... there are some bosses that can kill you with one hit ! Thanks for the welcome !!!

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome to the forums Jo :welcome:

:marchmellow:

Thanks so much Owd ! I'm very happy to be here, this is my kinda' place.

[jo_momma_82]

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k349/Gilbrit/Welcome/WelcomeSunflower.gif
Welcome to D'D!
Glad you are here!

Thanks again Gilbrit ! You must tell me about your avatar... I'm sure I'm not the first to ask, lol.

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome, Jo! I think you fit right in. See you around the joint!

Thanks Ruby, I look forward to getting to know you and yes, I definitely feel like this is my kind' place ! I've been reading here for awhile and I just love it, I've also read alot of your posts on here (hmmm... something about that sounds creepy and stalkerish) and enjoy them very much.

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome to the site Jo

Thanks so much for the welcome Trish !!!

[jo_momma_82]

http://i33.tinypic.com/20gglkp.jpg

Thanks again Unamused !!! You know whats funny is, I have a red and black striped hoodie that has a red patch on the side with a furry black cats head that looks just like this picture... it's one of my favorite hoodies so, I'm pretty sure that technically makes you my favorite person on here now !

[jo_momma_82]

*gives jo mamma 82 a pumpkin*


http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/186/Avatars/pumputan1.jpg

WELCOME!

Thanks Zapp, your never gonna' believe this but, lastnight I prayed to the tooth fairy for a pumpkin, tweezers, and a tractor tire ! Wow, that tooth fairy sure works in mysterious ways ! Thankyou so much for the kind welcome and I plan to use your ouija services soon, lol.

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome!:hello:

Thankyou Nell ! I look forward to posting with you !

[jo_momma_82]

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Thankyou so much NurseRonda ! This is such a pretty fairy... I have a thing for fairies, expecially Amy Brown's !

[Nell]

Man I love this new girl. She is so damn polite!

[jo_momma_82]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo35/Special2bme/welcomebloem.jpg

Thankyou so much Special ... our avatar is awesome btw ! Everyone here has been so nice and welcoming and I really appreciate it !

[zapp]

Thanks Zapp, your never gonna' believe this but, lastnight I prayed to the tooth fairy for a pumpkin, tweezers, and a tractor tire ! Wow, that tooth fairy sure works in mysterious ways ! Thankyou so much for the kind welcome and I plan to use your ouija services soon, lol.

The Randomness is strong in this one... I may have met my match. If she drives a flouresent pink Jeep with ELO songs parting her hair I may be in love!


(hey a guy can dream!)

[jo_momma_82]

The Randomness is strong in this one... I may have met my match. If she drives a flouresent pink Jeep with ELO songs parting her hair I may be in love!


(hey a guy can dream!)

Your too fuckin' funny ! I think we're gonna' get along just fine.... what do you think about aqua teen hunger force ? If you like that show then your my new soul-mate, I'll kick my husband and kids out of the house and we'll live happily ever after !

[jo_momma_82]

Man I love this new girl. She is so damn polite!

Awe, thankyou Nell ! *blush* My mom is the typical southern lady and was extremely adamant about manners... seriously if I didn't say yes ma'am and no ma'am, she would slap me in the back of my head in front of God and everybody !

[Becca]

Welcome Jo! Two things:

That was the funniest damn intro I've read in a bit, so thank you.

Is your name "Jo" and you're a momma, or is it a play on "Yo Momma" - hey I'm sorry..that's the first thing I thought of but look at my avatar - I don't give a shit and am happy to make myself look stupid by asking!

Enough about me..again, welcome. :hello:

And don't worry, we'll work some of that politeness out of you. Maybe tweak it to "Thank you, you fucking cunt." That's polite, the DD way.

[blue_zombie]

Howdy! :hello:

[MISSanthropic]

Welcome jo! :hello:

This place is addictive even before you register. After you register, forget the concept of spare time.

[Kitty]

Welcome Jo! Two things:

That was the funniest damn intro I've read in a bit, so thank you.

Is your name "Jo" and you're a momma, or is it a play on "Yo Momma" - hey I'm sorry..that's the first thing I thought of but look at my avatar - I don't give a shit and am happy to make myself look stupid by asking!



At least you didn't think a friggin boat was posting Becca.. :confused2:

[Becca]

:shocked:
At least you didn't think a friggin boat was posting Becca..

I am not drunk enough to know what the hell this means, Kitty. Did I miss the boat?!? :confused2:

[Kitty]

:shocked:

I am not drunk enough to know what the hell this means, Kitty. Did I miss the boat?!? :confused2:

Whoops! that was over on the DD photo thread.. it was early in the am.. pre-coffee, and my father in law has a boat.. called the 'Jo-Momma 2' and I was just sleepy enough that my first thought was "WTF is Dad's boat doing here!"

[SoUncool]

Hey Jo and http://i35.tinypic.com/qqokk5.gif

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome Jo! Two things:

That was the funniest damn intro I've read in a bit, so thank you.

Is your name "Jo" and you're a momma, or is it a play on "Yo Momma" - hey I'm sorry..that's the first thing I thought of but look at my avatar - I don't give a shit and am happy to make myself look stupid by asking!

Enough about me..again, welcome. :hello:

And don't worry, we'll work some of that politeness out of you. Maybe tweak it to "Thank you, you fucking cunt." That's polite, the DD way.

Jo Momma is a play on yo momma, lol. I actually got it from a golden girls episode when I was a kid !

[jo_momma_82]

Welcome jo! :hello:

This place is addictive even before you register. After you register, forget the concept of spare time.

Your absolutely right... my dsl was screwed up over the weekend and I was going through D'D DT's ! This site has become my crack, lmao.

THANKS EVERYBODY FOR THE WARM WELCOME !!!

[Silvahalo]

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[jo_momma_82]

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Thanks Silvahalo... I'm diggin' your avatar !

[Lizard]

Shreveport, eh? Know anyone who went to Centenary?