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Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 12:15 AM
What am I doing here, and who is going to welcome me?

Envy
September 27th, 2008, 12:19 AM
Welcome!

sweetlulu
September 27th, 2008, 12:19 AM
I'm new here, too. But I'll still welcome you.:cheers:

Mikey B
September 27th, 2008, 12:20 AM
What am I doing here, and who is going to welcome me?

Well...


Welcome!


I'm new here, too. But I'll still welcome you.:cheers:

These guys...

See? We're already better than BD. Now, get on the friggin' game...I sent you an invite.

Envy
September 27th, 2008, 12:26 AM
BTW, how the hell do you know my name?

i hope thats a good thing... *picks up hammer and trusty nail gun*

Nell
September 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
BTW, how the hell do you know my name?

i hope thats a good thing... *picks up hammer and trusty nail gun*

Oh I loves you Envy! You are so paranoid.

Welcome to you!

Gilbrit
September 27th, 2008, 12:34 AM
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k349/Gilbrit/Welcome/WELCOMEaddiction.jpg
Put up your feet and stay awhile.

Envy
September 27th, 2008, 12:39 AM
Oh I loves you Envy! You are so paranoid.

Welcome to you!

Loves ya too Nell... i hope my fiance never sees this post :spy2:

i'm not paranoid, just because you don't think they aren't out to get you doesn't mean they aren't.

:spy2: i was never here:spy2: BUNNIES!:crazy:

Lizard
September 27th, 2008, 12:39 AM
What am I doing here, and who is going to welcome me?

Do we need to know why you are here, and does it really matter if I welcome you?

brokenandtwisted
September 27th, 2008, 12:45 AM
You are here because, of course, I am here. Being a malignant self-loving narcissist, I know you came here because you saw me online. Right? Right.

...just kidding. But isn't the white amazing? Awesome on the eyes...I think I burnt my left cornea from looking at the darkness of B-D for so long...and discussing films can only last for so long. Here, at DD, there is an endless amount of pedophiles, murderers, drunken dumbass mothers and penises who kill children. Isn't that awesome? There's always something to discuss.

Ash Williams
September 27th, 2008, 01:04 AM
Hey Mena...welcome!

Unamused Cat
September 27th, 2008, 01:20 AM
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg107/snarkyphotos/dreamindemon.jpg

=^.^=

zapp
September 27th, 2008, 01:27 AM
I remember when I bought my first new car it had that "NEW CAR SMELL" and I had high hopes that it would grant me three wishes - all of which dealt with 12 blonde girls and their bewbers.

This I hope for you Menasyng!

katyk
September 27th, 2008, 01:28 AM
Seems like you're going to fit in here just fine!

Welcome!:cheers:

zapp
September 27th, 2008, 01:30 AM
If you find that you have extra's, for the love of all that's right please throw some to the rest of here in DD!

Den'ingly Yours,
Zapp

Mikey B
September 27th, 2008, 02:36 AM
Do we need to know why you are here, and does it really matter if I welcome you?

Yeah. Lizard. It's best to mess with his head. ;)


You are here because, of course, I am here. Being a malignant self-loving narcissist, I know you came here because you saw me online. Right? Right.

...just kidding. But isn't the white amazing? Awesome on the eyes...I think I burnt my left cornea from looking at the darkness of B-D for so long...and discussing films can only last for so long. Here, at DD, there is an endless amount of pedophiles, murderers, drunken dumbass mothers and penises who kill children. Isn't that awesome? There's always something to discuss.

AND THEN WE STILL HAVE SCREAMIN' DEMON...man all you DDers forget about that.


Hey Mena...welcome!

You're being shady. :p

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 02:39 AM
Mike, Ash, Ms. Twisted, thanks for the welcome.


Right now, I am just wondering if I should tone it down before people get to know me here, or hit it full throttle.

Lizard
September 27th, 2008, 02:57 AM
Mike, Ash, Ms. Twisted, thanks for the welcome.

Right now, I am just wondering if I should tone it down before people get to know me here, or hit it full throttle.

Considering your rather limp first post, I'd opt for full throttle.

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 03:07 AM
Considering your rather limp first post, I'd opt for full throttle.

The first post was directed towards one of the people I thanked. Trust me, you don't want me full throttle.

katyk
September 27th, 2008, 03:10 AM
The first post was directed towards one of the people I thanked. Trust me, you don't want me full throttle.

Why not?

You guys talking about full throttle keeps reminding me Fast and Furious or something. I just keep imagining Paul Walker saying, "You don't want me full throttle" to like Ice Cube or whoever was in that movie.

Lizard
September 27th, 2008, 03:11 AM
The first post was directed towards one of the people I thanked. Trust me, you don't want me full throttle.

Please. It's been so quiet lately. Grace us!

brokenandtwisted
September 27th, 2008, 03:15 AM
AND THEN WE STILL HAVE SCREAMIN' DEMON...man all you DDers forget about that.

Screamin' what?! Link please.

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 03:33 AM
Please. It's been so quiet lately. Grace us!

Yes, let's treat us like the typical prison scenario. I try to stay on my best behavior, and someone wants me to to prove myself by way of my witty retorts and asshole-like behavior.

Just because certain parties would like the chance at an ego boost does not necessarily mean that every 'newb' is an easy target. Some of us are down right vicious if provoked. Lately I have been trying, for the benefit of others, to tone down just how bad I can get. So, in case you haven't noticed, this is my roundabout way of denying your request. If you're still curious, just ask broken, mike, morbid, and any other member of BD just how much of a bastard I am.

Now, in the off chance that you think this is me trying to paint myself to look like some Internet badass, look again. This is simply me saying as nicely as possible that if provoked, I can be rather despicable in the fact that I just don't care. It's the Internet.

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 03:34 AM
Screamin' what?! Link please.

You're crazy.

katyk
September 27th, 2008, 03:39 AM
Yes, let's treat us like the typical prison scenario. I try to stay on my best behavior, and someone wants me to to prove myself by way of my witty retorts and asshole-like behavior.

Just because certain parties would like the chance at an ego boost does not necessarily mean that every 'newb' is an easy target. Some of us are down right vicious if provoked. Lately I have been trying, for the benefit of others, to tone down just how bad I can get. So, in case you haven't noticed, this is my roundabout way of denying your request. If you're still curious, just ask broken, mike, morbid, and any other member of BD just how much of a bastard I am.

Now, in the off chance that you think this is me trying to paint myself to look like some Internet badass, look again. This is simply me saying as nicely as possible that if provoked, I can be rather despicable in the fact that I just don't care. It's the Internet.

I like you.

brokenandtwisted
September 27th, 2008, 03:41 AM
I like you.

He is the Jekyll to the Hyde. You know what I mean? As long as he stays away from Three Things and...a certain member, the server will remain stable, and will not implode.

katyk
September 27th, 2008, 03:43 AM
He is the Jekyll to the Hyde. You know what I mean? As long as he stays away from Three Things and...a certain member, the server will remain stable, and will not implode.

I dunno, I just saw his views on McCain over in Three Things. He's alright with me! Have at it! Oooohh...good times. :party:

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 03:45 AM
He is the Jekyll to the Hyde. You know what I mean? As long as he stays away from Three Things and...a certain member, the server will remain stable, and will not implode.

You know me too well. ;)

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 03:49 AM
I dunno, I just saw his views on McCain over in Three Things. He's alright with me! Have at it! Oooohh...good times. :party:

Those weren't my views on him per se, merely my thoughts on his hypocrisy at that particular juncture.

katyk
September 27th, 2008, 03:50 AM
Those weren't my views on him per se, merely my thoughts on his hypocrisy at that particular juncture.

Oh. Well, that's even better!!!

I'm drunk. Ignore me. :cheers:

Lizard
September 27th, 2008, 04:14 AM
Yes, let's treat us like the typical prison scenario. I try to stay on my best behavior, and someone wants me to to prove myself by way of my witty retorts and asshole-like behavior.

Just because certain parties would like the chance at an ego boost does not necessarily mean that every 'newb' is an easy target. Some of us are down right vicious if provoked. Lately I have been trying, for the benefit of others, to tone down just how bad I can get. So, in case you haven't noticed, this is my roundabout way of denying your request. If you're still curious, just ask broken, mike, morbid, and any other member of BD just how much of a bastard I am.

Now, in the off chance that you think this is me trying to paint myself to look like some Internet badass, look again. This is simply me saying as nicely as possible that if provoked, I can be rather despicable in the fact that I just don't care. It's the Internet.

Oh. You're an asshole. I just thought you were saying you're overwhelmingly entertaining and would immediately bewitch us with your wit and dazzling intellect. Never mind.

brokenandtwisted
September 27th, 2008, 04:17 AM
Oh. You're an asshole. I just thought you were saying you're overwhelmingly entertaining and would immediately bewitch us with your wit and dazzling intellect. Never mind.

Well that's a bit harsh. Overwhelmingly entertaining is truthful when you're debating with him, or better when you're reading it. :proud2:

Menasyng
September 27th, 2008, 04:20 AM
Oh. You're an asshole. I just thought you were saying you're overwhelmingly entertaining and would immediately bewitch us with your wit and dazzling intellect. Never mind.

An asshole by my choice of tactics. I just like to get my kicks by making fun of the intellectually challenged. It's fun to point out the stupidity of others, mainly because I have no patience for it. From what I have gathered from you in just these few posts, you're a bit pretentious and you find that a stern object lodged deeply in your lower abdomen makes you some sort of edgy elitist, correct? Never mind, I'm not really interested in your answer.



Stick around, I'm entertaining enough.

polis
September 27th, 2008, 06:24 AM
Mike, Ash, Ms. Twisted, thanks for the welcome.


Right now, I am just wondering if I should tone it down before people get to know me here, or hit it full throttle.

hit it full throttle, we got enough bitches in here.

pffft.

anyhow, i'd welcome you... but i'll let the bandwagon do their thing.

- polis

Ruby
September 27th, 2008, 08:13 AM
Holy crap! It is another asshole! We already have (at least) one of those.

Has anyone seen Mr. Lieman around lately...?

Ah, well, I guess a formidable Demon ought to have multiple assholes. Welcome. :five:

Morbid
September 27th, 2008, 08:30 AM
Don't let him fool ya', he really isn't an asshole. He only plays one on the internet. He's just a pussycat who looks cute when he bares his claws. ;)

Welcome to the site, Menasyng.

impqueen
September 27th, 2008, 10:21 AM
Oh, good. I've been anxiously awaiting someone who could delight me with pithy commentary and swivelesque behavior. I mean, besides Pete. ;)

Welcome to the site! I hope you have as much fun here as you do at BD.

crimenthusiast
September 27th, 2008, 10:38 AM
Welcome. Glad you decided to crossover to the "other" side. I come and go alot and post sometimes. I love it here, but the stories just really get to me.

Great people and I'm glad to be a part of this site. So again, welcome and enjoy your stay.

:reddy: :hello: :marchmellow: :thefinger: :elefant: :shakehands:

nurseronda
September 27th, 2008, 01:01 PM
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj205/latinawoman53/thWelcometotheGorup.jpg

Envy
September 27th, 2008, 01:01 PM
*puts down hammer and nail gun* we will get along just fine...

Rotten Apple
September 27th, 2008, 02:02 PM
He is the Jekyll to the Hyde. You know what I mean? As long as he stays away from Three Things and...a certain member, the server will remain stable, and will not implode.

What if i WANT it to implode?

Morbid
September 27th, 2008, 02:34 PM
What if i WANT it to implode?

No shit. And besides, since swivel has been converted into a WoWbie, I would love to see some debate between people in the Three Things. Let's see just some of these people put their money where their mouth is. :)

brokenandtwisted
September 27th, 2008, 05:12 PM
What if i WANT it to implode?

You don't...children will cry and we'll have no place to publicly shame criminals. And uh...I think Islamic fundamentalists might have a use for you, you know, if you're into the whole implosion thing. Or do they explode? We need a physicist. :hello:


No shit. And besides, since swivel has been converted into a WoWbie, I would love to see some debate between people in the Three Things. Let's see just some of these people put their money where their mouth is. :)

....what?! What server? I'm going to kick his ass so hard he'll quit the game. And return here. Tell me!

AnalBreeze
September 29th, 2008, 12:59 AM
Looks like I've missed out a bit here! Sorry for the late Welcome but Welcome Menasyng! :five: