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September 19th, 2008, 10:12 PM
My name is Najya. When I was a little girl, I stole my sister's Barbie dolls and cut their hair off. I even once witnessed a G.I. Joe figure impregnate Skipper. Outside of that, I'm some what kinda sorta a little bit normal.
I dreamed of becoming a female fighter pilot during my youth, but reality instead has brought me to the interesting career I have now as a webmistress. I'm a mom of an 11 yr old boy who knows everything about life and has discovered via his buddy that boobs are a cool thing. I now dread puberty.
I found this site via a bulletin one of my models posted on MySpace. I've been reading it via my RSS feeds in my google reader for a few months now and I only now realized that there was a whole community here.
Soooo, here I am. There you have it. I'll probably read more than I post simply because I don't have as much freetime as I'd like.
September 19th, 2008, 10:16 PM
I can relate. I once tried to make Gothic Barbie by coloring her hair with a black magic marker. Except the ink never dried well, and dyed her face, too.
September 19th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Ha! I like you already.
I did something similar to Strawberry Shortcake with a blue marker.
September 19th, 2008, 10:32 PM
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September 20th, 2008, 12:31 AM
My sister and I cut all the hair off our Skipper doll (cause she was flat chested) to make a boyfriend for Barbie. Her name was Brian. My mom wouldn't let us have a Ken doll. Maybe that is why I am Bi?
Oh yeah, welcome. We have lotsa fun here!
September 20th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Didn't cut off barbie's hair unless you count pubic hair!...ha! gotcha!
September 20th, 2008, 03:55 AM
WELCOME TO DD!
(Hmmmm . . . I colored the bottom of my Chatty Kathy Dolls feet black and also refused to use any other crayon 'cept black until 3rd grade. *moment of clarity* . . . *gone now* Tx for the memory najya! :))
September 20th, 2008, 06:59 AM
I also cut Barbie's hair and drew tattoos on her with magic marker. She had a mouth like a sailor and fought like a man.
I also scraped the "tan lines" off my Suntan Barbie with my fingernails. She had skin cancer.
September 20th, 2008, 07:47 AM
My Barbies solicited Kens for money. Skipper too; I billed her as "barely legal Skipper" and that bitch made huge bank. She drove a pink Vette. Whore.
September 20th, 2008, 08:09 AM
My Barbie hair styles are probably the reason I became a nurse. And, I dressed her in GI Joe outfits and found her a toy gun. But, you know, Ken DID find her REAL sexy with those massive ta-tas hanging out of that military outfit.
Well, she DID shoot at him a few times. But they ended up married, probably because they had such a dysfunctional relationship so, what else to do?
Did you know you can make hair extensions out of that stuff you get when you shuck corn? Looked great on Barbie.
O.K....off to get a little more Irish Cream
September 20th, 2008, 08:11 AM
September 20th, 2008, 08:46 AM
I hung out with my Jem doll, because all the barbies were busy recreating 'As the World Turns' & 'Guiding Light' and getting elmer's glue mohawks to be much fun.
September 20th, 2008, 02:08 PM
I made Ken cook Barbie all her meals in the Carousel Kitchen. But Barbie got to drive the camper. Ken was her bitch.
Welcome to the D'D...and thanks for the twisted walk back in time.
September 20th, 2008, 04:08 PM
I never mutalated my barbies. I actually prefered my Jem & The Misfit dolls. I did give my barbies matching funky hair cuts so they could fit in with Jem.
September 20th, 2008, 05:31 PM
For some reason, I kept losing my Barbie's heads. My mom kept buying me just the heads but no more bodies. So I had one Barbie body and like3-4 different heads. And LOTS of shoes. Lots of Barbie shoes.
My sister had the Midge part of that family, the ugly ones.
September 21st, 2008, 11:56 AM
I used to cut all my barbies hair off also but I didnt stop there every troll I ever owned had no hair at all b/c I butchered it! I thought I was the greatest stylist ever ,so know u are not alone I am sure there are many of us out there tortured by what we did to our dolls...lol we so should start a support group....:five:lol. enjoy the forums.I too am new here and have learned so much and I thought I wasnt sheltered.
September 21st, 2008, 08:50 PM
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