Bob isn't smiling anymore

[Unamused Cat]

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CINCINNATI - Don't expect to see much of Smilin' Bob anytime in the near future.

You know Bob: He's the guy at the suburban pool party who loses his trunks, and when he climbs out, all the women point and stare at his (unseen) cock, while other men look vaguely fearful - or who looks supremely confident watering his lawn with a large hose, and all the neighbors whisper about how much he's changed recently ... since he started taking Enzyte, "the once-daily tablet for natural male enhancement."

Of course, the stuff doesn't work - none of these non-prescription "supplements" actually increase the length or girth of a penis beyond its normal erect state - and Steve Warshak, owner of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, which manufactures Enzyte, found out yesterday just how much his fraudulent advertising of the product is going to cost him.

Based on Warshak's conviction last February on 93 counts of mail fraud, bank fraud, conspiracy and money laundering, U.S. District Judge S. Arthur Spiegel sentenced him to 25 years in prison, fined him $93 million, and forfeited $459 million - that's nearly half a billion dollars - of his and his company's assets to the government.

http://www.avn.com/law/articles/32031.html

[Jaded]

Don't expect to see much of Smilin' Bob anytime in the near future.
Good. I hate those friggin commercials.

[Gilbrit]

Based on Warshak's conviction last February on 93 counts of mail fraud, bank fraud, conspiracy and money laundering, U.S. District Judge S. Arthur Spiegel sentenced him to 25 years in prison, fined him $93 million, and forfeited $459 million - that's nearly half a billion dollars - of his and his company's assets to the government.


Why can't pedophiles get convictions like that?

[brokenandtwisted]

Why can't pedophiles get convictions like that?

Because they are mentally ill, you silly goose. :he:

[lisaznola]

I so hate that creepy Bob! He always gave me the icks.
Now, if we could just get the Creepy Burger King off the air.
:rofl2:

[Unamused Cat]

Now, if we could just get the Creepy Burger King off the air.

Oh yah... that king gives me the heebie-jeebies. Not quite as bad as those Quizno sponge monkeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrks-BPeLQ

[Death Angel]

I so hate that creepy Bob! He always gave me the icks.
Now, if we could just get the Creepy Burger King off the air.
:rofl2:

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One Super Creepy Coming Right up

[lisaznola]

Oh My GoD!!!!!
*runs and hides under desk*

Thanks, now I'll never sleep.

:alien:

[Dakota Valkyrie]

We've always had fun with the inane "Here's Bob" ads. Of course, it helps that my hubby's go the same name. ;)
He doesn't need Enzyte because he has me.

[mjkforever]

I kind of knew that was coming. Anyone with half a brain could look at the ingredients of Enzyte and know nothing in it could make your weenie bigger. Same thing with those "miracle" diet pills. But just like fat people bought (and will continue to buy) bogus diet pills, well I can kinda see why men with small winkies would try anything.

But Bob always made me laugh, and I've missed seeing him during my all-night insomnia fests.

I do hate the super-creepy Burger King commercials, though.

[petrina]

who would you rather do - the burger king or ronald mcdonald. if you had to pick one.

[Owd Scrat]

Good lordy!! Come to think of it, I haven't seen these annoying lame ass commercials at all lately. Very nice to know we won't ever again. :cheer2:

25 years?! Dayam. I guess it took them a looooong time to make the case against him. Yet those guys kept buying and buying :p

[Unamused Cat]

who would you rather do - the burger king or ronald mcdonald. if you had to pick one.

Ugh.... Shoot myself. :p

[Envy]

You know whats scary? I had to explain to my stepmom (yes you read that right, step-mom) who's threes years older than me what those pills were for. She thought they were for baldness and hair growth.:doh:

[Gilbrit]

I had to explain to my stepmom (yes you read that right, step-mom) who's threes years older than me what those pills were for.

Oh Envy, to be a fly on a wall during that conversation...

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[Envy]

Oh Envy, to be a fly on a wall during that conversation...

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k349/Gilbrit/smiley/smilelol.gif

"umm...those are for hair growth, right?"

"No, its for penis growth." (me)

"Oh..."

:doh:

did any body catch the age difference? (hint my dad is in his late 40's)

[blue_zombie]

His accountant must have REALLY sucked!!! LOL

[Gidget]

did any body catch the age difference? (hint my dad is in his late 40's)
Of course. But we're too busy laughing at the thought of you explaining to your dad's wife what the weenie-enhancing pills are for, to bother with the age difference.

[~Absynthe~]

its about fuckingtime take your sack full of pride and hit the roadBOB

[moonlilly1981]

His wife is just a creepy :crazy: