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jlt080405
August 23rd, 2008, 02:24 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,409061,00.html

A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it."

Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be reinstated after he was suspended along with another officer after it came to light that the men engaged in sex acts with prostitutes while on the job, the Beaumont Enterprise reports.

"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner reportedly said during testimony. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

Breiner admitted to being manually stimulated as well as engaging in oral and vaginal sex with two women at two spas during an undercover sting operation, the Enterprise said.

Police Chief Frank Coffin contends that Breiner and fellow officer Lt. David Kiker were suspended indefinitely after the sex acts came to light, the paper said. Breiner is trying to stop Beaumont from suspending him, saying that he was asked to have sex as part of the job.

Lizard
August 23rd, 2008, 05:32 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/2rm9s3a.jpg

Unamused Cat
August 23rd, 2008, 06:38 PM
He is a lying sack-o-crap. Bah!

michelle
August 23rd, 2008, 06:47 PM
Fringe benefits of being a cop? I laugh hysterically. Dumb ass.

Gilbrit
August 23rd, 2008, 09:12 PM
Breiner admitted to being manually stimulated as well as engaging in oral and vaginal sex with two women at two spas during an undercover sting operation, the Enterprise said.

It's was the "danger" of the job.

"I had to do it but I didn't like it."

Ha, he got caught with his dick somewhere it wasn't supposed to be.
He's not sly, he's stupid!

jlt080405
August 23rd, 2008, 10:25 PM
I must be a sick bitch b/c in the middle of laughing I seriously have a thought, "The real crime here is having a completely unpleasurable orgasm."

I am sorry that shit is funny, "Honestly, I did not enjoy that orgasm, this is really HARD work!" "I am not a hero, anyone in my position would have done the same thing" OK I should stop now.

Wonder if he is married or has children? "Honey, I had a really hard day on the job today." Or, "Honey, I only did it because it was part of my job, I had to"

Anyhow, whatever, dumbass!

And Liz, you rock thanks for the photo!

And P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

SocialGhost
August 23rd, 2008, 10:40 PM
"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner reportedly said during testimony. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."


For some reason this makes him sound like a guy doing a porno. :wink:

Just my luck sucks
August 23rd, 2008, 10:44 PM
Every time I see the title of this thread I only think of WryBread posting the broken penis pics.....
:)
I swear! I'm not demented but this shit just gives me the giggles.

jlt080405
August 23rd, 2008, 11:06 PM
Every time I see the title of this thread I only think of Gilbert posting the broken penis pics.....
:)
I swear! I'm not demented but this shit just gives me the giggles.


:rofl2:

I think we are all demented here at DD, ok, well at least I am ;)

prettyuglyish
August 24th, 2008, 04:38 AM
Yeah, I hate those pesky orgasms, too. Never trust a man with a mustache that big. It's just wrong.