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Jaded
August 23rd, 2008, 06:50 AM
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OCALA, Fla. - An Ocala man appears to have gone above and beyond the call of duty in his commitment to safe sex.

Police say 37-year-old John R. Herdmann repeatedly rammed his sport utility vehicle into the front door of a convenience store early Thursday morning, ran inside and then stole two packs of Trojan condoms.

Herdmann was gone by the time police arrived, but he was found a short time later hiding in some bushes. Police identified him as the man who broke into the store using surveillance footage.


Herdmann was arrested and charged with commercial burglary and petty theft. He was released on $5,250 bail.

http://jacksonville.com/apnews/stories/082208/D92ND0U01.shtml

Unamused Cat
August 23rd, 2008, 04:40 PM
:rofl: He must have been horny as hell.

Deety
August 23rd, 2008, 05:15 PM
You know, I'm gonna have to give him a pass on this one, because he did it for a good cause. Do you want this man reproducing? I didn't think so. This was a heroic burglary. Give the man a medal and a vasectomy, and send him on his way.

Concerned Citizen
August 23rd, 2008, 05:20 PM
Do you want this man reproducing? I didn't think so. This was a heroic burglary. Give the man a medal and a vasectomy, and send him on his way.

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