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Unamused Cat
August 18th, 2008, 01:33 PM
AU - A plea for lovelorn female "ugly ducklings" to move to a remote Australian mining town to reverse a shortage of eligible women has landed the local mayor in hot water.

Mount Isa Mayor John Molony was refusing to apologize on Monday for angering local women with a suggestion that "with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa," in north-west Queensland state.

"Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness," Molony told the Townsville Bulletin newspaper last week.

"Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa, where happiness awaits. Really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn't there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan?" Molony said.

The mayor said he was "telling it like it is" in a testosterone-laden town more famous for cowboys and mining lead, silver, copper and zinc than for match-making, sitting atop one of the world's biggest underground mines.

"I'm a bloke who respects women. I believe we should look after women. I'm told men outnumber women here by five to one. If that's the case, then perhaps it's an opportunity for some lonely women," Molony said.

Fellow council members and the local chamber of commerce said they had been swamped with phone calls from both women and men complaining about the mayor's remarks.

"It paints the women here as second rate and suggests the men will settle for anything. I think it's quite disgusting," Mount Isa domestic violence worker Shirley Slann told the Courier Mail newspaper Monday.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26257817/?GT1=43001

Pete Bondurant
August 18th, 2008, 04:42 PM
Roughly ninety percent of Australian women fit this criteria.

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:

impqueen
August 18th, 2008, 04:51 PM
i'm just thinking this could work in reverse. We could increase site traffic by roughly the male population of Mount Isa if some of you hot girls would just scour Myspace for guys from that area. Then just send them friend requests and invitations to the site and the forums. Mention the Red Light District. See what happens. Maybe some of them will be smart.

heh.

dop
August 18th, 2008, 06:48 PM
Dude, I like this mayor, he call em as he sees them.

Lizard
August 18th, 2008, 10:25 PM
i'm just thinking this could work in reverse. We could increase site traffic by roughly the male population of Mount Isa if some of you hot girls would just scour Myspace for guys from that area...

Let's see, Mitch is an electrician with a high school education; he likes the Weather Channel.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=208423798

Craig likes motocross and has a naked pic of himself in his photos.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=225231387

Stuart enjoys airbrushing, snowboarding, and rock music.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=333193709

There, that should be enough to get the hot girls started....
:D

dop
August 19th, 2008, 12:00 AM
Did you got nothing from the mayor's wise words, homley girls are good enuff for his desperate townsfolk. all women apply.

katyk
August 19th, 2008, 12:06 AM
Let's see, Mitch is an electrician with a high school education; he likes the Weather Channel.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=208423798

Craig likes motocross and has a naked pic of himself in his photos.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=225231387

Stuart enjoys airbrushing, snowboarding, and rock music.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=333193709

There, that should be enough to get the hot girls started....
:D

hhahhah! Oh man. It might be difficult to talk even the fugliest women in Australia into mating with these men. Jeez. That would be ok with Craig, he and he friends make up for it by dressing like chicks anyway.

prettyuglyish
August 19th, 2008, 08:21 AM
WooHoo! I know where I'm booking my next vacation destination.

andrea
August 22nd, 2008, 02:59 AM
Wait a minute! What if he made a call for only hot chicks to come to town? Wouldn't people be screaming how sexist and degrading it is? So I guess he's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't. Whatever! People just need to get over it. If I were ugly and alone I'd get myself there STAT.

Just as an aside, the comment about the girls walking around with a big smile made me think of Bob, the Enzyte man. Just sayin'.

Unamused Cat
August 22nd, 2008, 11:18 PM
Just as an aside, the comment about the girls walking around with a big smile made me think of Bob, the Enzyte man. Just sayin'.

:rofl: I just love those Enzyte commercials with Bob as hokey as they are.

andrea
August 22nd, 2008, 11:31 PM
I just love those Enzyte commercials with Bob as hokey as they are.

I thought they were funny at first, now I just think they're fucking annoying! There are only so many times you can see someone with a 5 mile wide dumbass grin and not want to beat them with a big honking stick! :boink:

Unamused Cat
October 10th, 2008, 02:26 PM
Update:


A plea for 'ugly ducklings' to move to a remote Australian mining town because of a woman shortage has paid off after some 'bloody attractive' girls made inquiries, its mayor said.

John Molony, of Mount Isa in New South Wales, made the appeal after figures showed the town's men outnumbered its women five to one.

He said: 'While the media were beating me over the head with a stick, girls were sending me emails from all around world. It's getting a bit embarrassing, because some of these girls are beautiful.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1075650/Ugly-Sheilas-flock-dusty-Australian-mining-town--actually-quite-beautiful-says-dazzled-mayor.html