who the fuck do you think you are talking to me that way?!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Remember Mitchel Calkins? UnamusedCat posted "Mitchel Calkins is a porn dog (http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6727)" about the guy who got caught having 12-14yr old girls (7 so far) sending him nudie shots.

His girlfriend Whitney (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=11856442) (the Hardcore Butt Sex girl) hates me and sent this email via MySpace. My first true hate mail and she wants me to answer the tough question of who do I think I am:

who the fuck do you think you are talking to me that way?! you dont know me and you dont know mitchel.i started dating mitchel after all this shit happened and you guys make him out to be the bad guy and like everything is his fault...well i got news for ya,believe it or not ITS NOT ALL HIS FAULT.those dumb skanks should have kept their legs closed and clothes on and they wouldnt be where they are now.their getting nothing for this when their the ones who made the videos,took the pix and sent them to him.those skanks had it coming to them alright.anyone could have gotten a hold of them and if they didnt want mitchel harassing them or w.e they say he was doing then they should have smartened up and said no,deleted him,ignored him or blocked him but no they chose to make te videos and take the pix and send them.they shouldnt have done that and then we wouldnt be where we are.mitchel and i are very much in love and he has never cheated,lied,beat meused me or anything. he is perfect he may be young but he is very mature and he has smartened up. me being in his life has made him a better person and when he gets out were gonna live together soo dont bother me anymore or ill turn you and ur lil friends into the cops for harassing me. im sick of it ok so drop it. if you dont like the fact that im dating mitchel,i dont care i dont wana hear it so dont bother...PEACE
_________________________________

I invited her over to elaborate or whatever and then:

English is better understood when grammar and punctuation is used, but if I get the drift of what you said it's that you don't care if he is a pervert because he hasn't beaten you yet?

Not so good at snappy snarky replies when i am cross-eyed and laughing. 'scuse me while I go hide from those cops she's going to sic on me and my friends...

[Dark Star]

She is defending a guy who is interested in fucking 12-14 yr olds? Nasty bitch.

[Rotten Apple]

Dakota!

You rock.

Heeh look at her new blog


Mitchel,^_^
You are my everything.When we are together,nothing&&noone else matters to me in the world.I love it when you hold me,i love it when you kiss me,i even love it when you call me bitch when i call you.i love how i can be myself around you....no ends.were bestfriends&&boyfriend&&girlfriend.i love it we we fight over the stupidest things then 5 mins. later you turn to me&&say "i love you nignig".i love how we can be on the phone for hours not saying one word&&i know exactly what you are thinking.even when we hangout,you just stare at me&&i know what youre thinking..i love you i love you i love you!i dont care about our age difference because we act the same exact way when were together.i love how i dont have to say a single word&&you know when im upset&&you know exactly how to cheer me up.i love how i can try new things with you and you just take it,you dont judge me or anything,you always go along wit my ideas.You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...you are my EVERYTHING!!!i would write more to you baby,but there really arent words or enough time in the world for me to tell you exactly how much im in love with you&&how much you mean to me.


the "con to her dom, the dil to her do." RETCH!

Jesus, don't they teach literature and poetry in school anymore?

[Dark Star]

Quote:
"Mitchel,^_^
You are my everything.When we are together,nothing&&noone else matters to me in the world.I love it when you hold me,i love it when you kiss me,i even love it when you call me bitch when i call you.i love how i can be myself around you....no ends.were bestfriends&&boyfriend&&girlfriend.i love it we we fight over the stupidest things then 5 mins. later you turn to me&&say "i love you nignig".i love how we can be on the phone for hours not saying one word&&i know exactly what you are thinking.even when we hangout,you just stare at me&&i know what youre thinking..i love you i love you i love you!i dont care about our age difference because we act the same exact way when were together.i love how i dont have to say a single word&&you know when im upset&&you know exactly how to cheer me up.i love how i can try new things with you and you just take it,you dont judge me or anything,you always go along wit my ideas.You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...you are my EVERYTHING!!!i would write more to you baby,but there really arent words or enough time in the world for me to tell you exactly how much im in love with you&&how much you mean to me."


OMFG That is unbelievable....... :puke:

[MISSanthropic]

my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do...

the Kim to his Marshal?

[brokenandtwisted]

OMFG That is unbelievable....... :puke:

Anyone who says "You are my everything" at the beginning of anything is clearly...pathetic. Or maybe I just have high standards...

[Lizard]

And then we have the comment from the friend on one of her blogs:


These people need to shut their mouths, b/c honestly they don't know shit about Mitchel Calkins. He is my best friend in the entire world and they need to get their facts straight b/c the news doesn't even say that there was a 12 year old, they are just saying that to try and make it sound worse that it really is, b/c truth is, the girls were only 1-3years younger than him, I see worse than that, when 30 year olds are allowed to day 18 year olds, are you fucking kidding me. I, also like Whitney, stand by Mitchel's side through all of this. All you other people need to get lives and realize this has nothing to do with you, and don't go ranting on some poor girl whose love is sitting behind bars, it's not her fault what happened here, so stfu.

Yeah, poor Whitney. I think both these retards have been talking to Shaun too much.

[Lizard]

I left a comment on one of her blogs. What the hell, stir the pot and see what bubbles up.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

OMFG That is unbelievable....... :puke:
Sooooo, does that mean she won't be featured in the "Poetry & Prose" thread?

[Rotten Apple]

I just realized her birthday is on the same day as mine.

I am going to kill myself now.

[Gilbrit]

You are my niglet..

What?! This is an endearment for him?
Maybe she's posting some kind of code for the prosecutor.


Often used with the implication or under the assumption that those of Negro descent have large numbers of children out of wedlock and do not properly educate those children. Because of its racist connotation, the word is considered to be offensive.
Retrieved from "http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/niglet"


Nah, she's not that bright.

[Unamused Cat]

She tried to add me as a friend on MySpace. Probably so she could send me crap back. :)

[petrina]

just like Whitney - crack is whack!

seriously - is that letta for reals??? you couldn't have written a better one.

it gets the creamed corn award. http://i25.tinypic.com/2zhib6e.jpg

[katyk]

This is hilarious. I like how in her latest blog, she said she loves when he calls her bitch. I know it always makes my heart skip a beat.

If Butt Sex and Friend read this, please learn basic english skills. What is "&&" all over the place? That is not real. You Also Don't Have To Capitalize Every Word. That Is Not Necessary.

Teenagers like this make me afraid of the future.

I'm sad I've missed all the fun until now!

[Silvahalo]

O.K. I know I suck with the English language, (BTW, 2nd language as a child), but FUCK this stupid bitch is, well....STUPID! grow the fuck up!!

[SNOOKIE]

Dakota!

You rock.

Heeh look at her new blog



the "con to her dom, the dil to her do." RETCH!

Jesus, don't they teach literature and poetry in school anymore?

blah-what a stupid bitch==Dakota, you are my hero!!:whoo:

[WryBread]

"nignig?" "niglet?" I think he's the ass to her hole, no wait, she's butt sex girl, so she's the hole to his ass, no, I'm all confused.

[Morgana]

HOES ARE HYSTERICAL!!!! and Fucking Stupid!

[andrea]

She is defending a guy who is interested in fucking 12-14 yr olds? Nasty bitch.

Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.

He's an asshole piece of shit for exploiting those girls, but Whitney is the real pedo here!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.
I kinda gagged out on all that too. But despite her saying she's 20, she acts 14 so she's right down there in his age bracket.

[Lizard]

I kinda gagged out on all that too. But despite her saying she's 20, she acts 14 so she's right down there in his age bracket.

Yes, and it's only because I want to appear mature that I haven't told her on her blog that she's a heifer and her BF is a dog. Do you get points for faking it?

[2 boys mom in NC]

Sign of a doomed relationship: "We goin 2 live 2gether when he get out."

[Gilbrit]

Sign of a doomed relationship: "We goin 2 live 2gether when he get out."

She might learn how to speak and write while he's doing time.

My pessamistic side thinks she'll get knocked up by him before he goes to jail because she luuuvs her n**let and "don't know no better". :doh:

[petrina]

he is the pedo to her phile

[Dark Star]

Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.



Oh god, I was just thinking about that. I met my boyfriend, first husband, when I was 15 and he was 19. So yeah, at 16 I was fucking a 20 yr old and it did not seem fucked up. Hmmmmm I remember fighting with my mother a lot about this too. She thought him too old.

Now I have a daughter and shit fire, I am thinking no way in hell that's gonna happen. (My mom was dying of cancer in my teens, so.....tis the reason why she didn't stick her foot in my ass like she should have)

[Gilbrit]

Originally Posted by andrea
Why is that surprising? She is a 20 year old fucking a 16 year old. Personally, I don't see it being as big of a deal that 16 year olds and 14 year olds have sex as it is fucking gross and disgusting for a 20 year old and 16 year old.


In New York that constitutes as rape. They both live in New York.
They could also get her for endangering a minor and child abuse.
I'm suprised no one has hauled her "white trash" ass in.

[petrina]

yes, hippiepoet, but was he the dil to your do?

:rofl2:

[Dark Star]

yes, hippiepoet, but was he the dil to your do?

:rofl2:

Hahahhahahahahahaha Ummmmmm NO!:biggrin1: lmfao

[Lizard]

His girlfriend Whitney (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=11856442) (the Hardcore Butt Sex girl) hates me and sent this email via MySpace.

Dammit, all that work we did, and she deleted all the blogs on which we'd commented.

P.S. Still one active....

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Dammit, all that work we did, and she deleted all the blogs on which we'd commented.

P.S. Still one active....
probably not for long

[Lizard]

probably not for long

thanks, you added a de to my light

[CorruptedMistress]

Love the new comment! :rofl2:

[CorruptedMistress]

haha, she even posts her phone number publicly? Is she retarded? No, wait, don't answer that but come on! She was just complaining about being harassed and then would throw her cell number up? She is just asking for it..

Now that I think about it though, it is probably because she can speak better then she can write. She is probably looking up some big words right now and is waiting for a call.

[TheMorningStar]

haha, she even posts her phone number publicly? Is she retarded? No, wait, don't answer that but come on! She was just complaining about being harassed and then would throw her cell number up? She is just asking for it..

She wants to talk to Shaun.

[TheLittleFriend]

My pessamistic side thinks she'll get knocked up by him before he goes to jail because she luuuvs her n**let and "don't know no better". :doh:

She will still luuuuuvs him when he ask for the naked pictures of their future children.......

nasty bitch.

[Just my luck sucks]

Her "boi" must be feel mighty special.

She notes on the front page of her myspace that she likes girls more than boys, and she's proud that she's had more girls than her brother.

The lack of any skill set in grammar or spelling definitely add to her allure. <gag>

[Aelwynn]

AIM: WhitneyHxCSayzz

I believe she is calling one of us a "cooch", though it is spelled wrong.

Her new blog: Titled Broken Heart

"Fuck Yo Couch{[him]}<3
Muh lyfe && tha ppl in it are puurfectly uhh-mazzing.I soo totally L.O.V.E everyone in my life right now.especially Mitchel Anthony Calkins,He Is Muh Lyfe Yo lol

<333 you niglet forever&&alwayzz

Also she's only been with him 3 months. Yet they are SOO in love, as of August 21st.


Aug 21 2008 4:43 PM

Yay we love each other. It did feel like forever it was horrible. Aw three months how cute me and my boyfriend are about to be 7 months. Well im very happy for you. You seem happy thats all that matters.
<3333

Apparently this spectacular form of "human" actually GRADUATED high school. Yeah, I was surprised too.

Her hero is Mitchell...

Mitchel-For being a good boyfriend but an even more uhh-mazzing friend,thanx for being there for me when it counts&&thanx for showing me what true love is♥♥I will never forget the memories we have together!!(06-08-08)


Status: Single

LOL...my fave comment of today...

August 5, 2008 11:15 AM
Isn't it Uh-mazing when you find the one who keeps you alive each day you wake up knowing that someone is out there waiting to love the shit out of you!!! Don't worry whit. He will be out soon and untill he does some bitches will get theres.

[RevAnne]

From Whitney's profile:


{♥}My cell # is (315)528-9094,call or txt netime,it is always on and i will always answer.

Wheeee! Someone needs to have fun with that one.

[TheLittleFriend]

"....Fuck Yo Couch{[him]}<3
Muh lyfe && tha ppl in it are puurfectly uhh-mazzing.I soo totally L.O.V.E everyone in my life right now.especially Mitchel Anthony Calkins,He Is Muh Lyfe Yo lol

<333 you niglet forever&&alwayzz ....."



Oh sweet jesus. I need to get People Who Speak Or Write Like Ganga Fuckard 101 class....to understand this stupid language.

[HijabiGirl]

Ahh I've always been a fan of chakesspear. :biggrin1: The complete lack of education and horrid grammar is so bad it's almost a work of art. I mean, could anyone here write so poorly even if they tried?? Art I tell ya!

[malq]

NIGLET!
LMAO

I thought I had heard it all.

[crickett]

Oh, she sounds sooooo scarey.....fer reel, ahd gut her azz and leave da guts out fer da vultures....'n fucking enjoy it too
She shouldn't play games with grown psychotic bitches

[RaVen Blackehart]

HOES ARE HYSTERICAL!!!! and Fucking Stupid!

Here is a quick course in Ho-ology 101:


The Undercover Ho" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her best friend.


"The Church Ho" - Her hair and nails is always done. This ho is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the Undercover Ho.


"High Class Ho" - (also known as the! "Glamour Ho") - This type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players, ballers, and hot callers. She is most often the cause of some fight in a club ( i.e. Source Awards).

She tries to act like she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She also has trouble with simple arithmetic.


"Old Ho" - The OLE Ho used to be tight "in her day," and thinks she still looks good for her age." She tries to wear all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any song, with any man, of any age.


"Nasty Ho" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be found working in a strip club.


"Sneaky Ho" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's home or with anyone's man! Money and other personal items "turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always "dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the coveted item of clothing.
The Sneaky Ho aspires to be
Undercover Ho but has already made too many enemies by stealing.


"Bourgeois Ho" - This type of ho is educated and professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. These women are perfect, however these Hos have multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men just like "Stupid Ho," obsessed with name brands and status like "High Class Ho," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks down on all the other Hos.


"Project Ho" - This Ho is living ghetto fabulous, squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her before you see her.


"Stupid Ho" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Ho keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her cable, and borrow her car and/or money.

She complains about them to her friends ( i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Ho) but never does anything about it.


"Crazy Ho" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid Ho. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the Stupid Ho, she seeks revenge.
Her areas of expertise include slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from
unlisted numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Hos) jobs, and appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned activities.


"The Stank Ho" - This is perhaps the most popular Ho of them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky Lake , Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap.

[bogustoo]

AIM: WhitneyHxCSayzz

I believe she is calling one of us a "cooch", though it is spelled wrong.

Her new blog: Titled Broken Heart

Nah, she's pissed off at Morbid's couch. :lollypop:

[Maggie Mae]

All mention of Mitchel has disappeared from her page. Although I could have missed it amongst all the OTHER useless crap she has up there. It looks like she is now in love with Ryan Michael Farrell. He's 17. Good God, should someone warn him?

[Unamused Cat]

Good God, should someone warn him?

Maybe I'll get around to that tomorrow. Mwahaha....

[Maggie Mae]

Maybe I'll get around to that tomorrow. Mwahaha....I would be GREATLY amused by that. I'll make sure to pay close attention in case you update. :D

[Unamused Cat]

Her new boyfriend updated his MySpace today. It was just Farrell. Now it is "farrell is going to jail see u in a bit". I guess that note is going to have to wait. lol... I wonder what he did.

[Gilbrit]

Her new boyfriend updated his MySpace today. It was just Farrell. Now it is "farrell is going to jail see u in a bit". I guess that note is going to have to wait. lol... I wonder what he did.

Given her taste in "men", we could start another post guessing...

Give another week and she'll have a "new man".
We could place bets on how long the "new man" will stay out of jail.

**Gilbrit's always looking for a new way to have good, clean fun!**

[Lizard]

Good heavens, she really picks some hotties, doesn't she?

[Peeperann]

he is the pedo to her phile

:lollypop: Now that's a good one!

Is this really the future of our world? Holy crow, we're in trouble..........

And why do they always think is so 'cute' to write like that? Is she just stupid or does she really think it's cute? :stupido3::bootyshake:

[Gilbrit]

:lollypop: Now that's a good one!

Is this really the future of our world? Holy crow, we're in trouble..........

And why do they always think is so 'cute' to write like that? Is she just stupid or does she really think it's cute? :stupido3::bootyshake:

I'd have to say stupid.
She also thought "niglet" was endearing as well.

[Maggie Mae]

Her new boyfriend updated his MySpace today. It was just Farrell. Now it is "farrell is going to jail see u in a bit". I guess that note is going to have to wait. lol... I wonder what he did.This saddens me. I was looking forward to finding out what he sees in her.

All right, so my sister suggested this chick may have a jailbird fetish ... you know, like a groupie. Pretty incomprehensible to me, but I guess there are all kinds of freaks out there.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Fickle bitch. Probably doesn't even hate me anymore. Damn.

She must not have much if these bozo's are her everything. I almost feel sorry for her. Hope she still has a "con" to her "dom"... hate for her to procreate.

[feisty76]

Man, I jumped on this thread waaaay too late.

"You are my niglet,my macaroni to my cheese,my con to my dom,my dil to my do."

Gawd, I said shit like this to my friends in high school, "You are the bean in my burrito, etc." and we fell over laughing THEN because it was so lame.

So, as far as "my macaroni to my cheese" is concerned, yeah, I'll buy that, ALL emphasis on the CHEESE.

Ah, well...looks like she's moved on to another pan of Stoufer's Mac n Cheese anyway.

[petrina]

awww i am saddened too. I really wanted to see the new romance blossom.

this is like a freaking reality show!!! haha. oh wait - it IS reality.

she needs to keep those thugs away from her conjugina.

someone PLEASE teach this girl some self-respect!