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Jaded
July 13th, 2008, 08:53 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2wmj0vo.jpg

CAPE MAY, N.J. (CBS) ― Robert Martin is no Ken Doll, although it appears he wishes he was. The Atlantic City man was arrested by New Jersey State Police for allegedly displaying a variety of pornographic magazines and his collection of naked Barbie Dolls in his car, CBS station KYW-TV in Philadelphia reports.

The vehicle, which was parked at a rest stop along the Garden State Parkway, is said to have been filled with other x-rated material, including magazines, DVDs and other paraphernalia.

According to investigators the bizarre nature of the lewd material found in the car didn't stop at just the children dolls. Martin, 47, of the Cape May Court House, also had a serving platter filled with women's underwear resting on the dashboard of his car.

Authorities said Martin would park his car at the rest stop every morning, and then get a ride to his job working for a clam dredging company in Atlantic City.

http://wbztv.com/watercooler/lighterside/robert.martin.arrest.2.768199.html

You know I just posted this one because of the mug..... :D

Zora
July 13th, 2008, 09:10 PM
He has troll hair.

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk84/zora59_2008/black1.jpg

Eh, what a creep.

Carolina Girl
July 13th, 2008, 09:57 PM
WTF is wrong with his face. I would grab my children closer and walk to the other side of the road if I saw that face. It is really spooky

Unamused Cat
July 13th, 2008, 11:18 PM
That guy looks nine kinds of crazy. Did they find any sonagrams?

Lynntoast
July 13th, 2008, 11:56 PM
That guy looks nine kinda of crazy. Did they find any sonagrams?

Thanks Cat, I needed that laugh. :pound:

SoUncool
July 14th, 2008, 07:03 AM
Well, if you think about it...it's kinda ironic that he was employed digging clams...

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/me_and_em_too/giant_clams.gif
Giant Clams

impqueen
July 14th, 2008, 10:31 AM
The details of the stuff this dude had in his car is hilarious. I've front paged him. Thanks, Jaded! :)

hunibuni
July 14th, 2008, 12:10 PM
Well, if you think about it...it's kinda ironic that he was employed digging clams...

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/me_and_em_too/giant_clams.gif
Giant Clams

My thoughts exactly.

As far as his Coiffure is concerned..........
Perhaps he has had some "Something about Mary" moments?

:laugh: