CPL CHUD
June 3rd, 2008, 11:27 PM
Rocktober Blood
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What happends when Spinal Tap and b-movie collide at neck breaking speed? Rocktober Blood, that's fucking what. This flick defies all logic, all sense, all reality, and cuts its way straight to your heart. I've literally watched this movie twelve times in a four day timespan. It makes 80's glam metal way more funnier than what it ever was back then and now. It twists your balls off and has you screaming its soundtrack in as high of a pitch your voice will go, and you thank it for it. The soundtrack. Oh the soundtrack. It's so deliriously retarded that you end up loving every song for all the wrong reasons. If you watch it with your friends it's that magical movie that suddenly becomes everyone's inside joke.
I don't want to give much away, except for the fact that it revolves around an egotistical lunatic named Billy, he's the creative force behind an uber popular cock rock band, he thinks his backup vocalist has rainbow eyes, and he loves murder. It's got the classical makings of a true red blooded American slasher flick, plus so much more; so many awesomely quotable lines that'll have you hitting the repeat button throughout the experience.
Okay, just a taste........
"I want blood. I want your hot, steaming pussy blood all over my face."~Billy
It all accumilates in a blood soaked concert of epic rock proportions. Never since Gem has anything been so horrific about 80's metal. Fuck, even writing this makes me want to watch the movie again. If this movie was intentionally funny it wouldn't be half as fun. If the film makers were in on the joke, well, that makes them certified geniuses in my book.
Seriously, even the trailer is radically bodacious:
YouTube - Rocktober Blood (Vestron) Trailer
http://www.edwardfeldman.com/panama/products/cm_web_images/600_rocktober_blood.jpg
What happends when Spinal Tap and b-movie collide at neck breaking speed? Rocktober Blood, that's fucking what. This flick defies all logic, all sense, all reality, and cuts its way straight to your heart. I've literally watched this movie twelve times in a four day timespan. It makes 80's glam metal way more funnier than what it ever was back then and now. It twists your balls off and has you screaming its soundtrack in as high of a pitch your voice will go, and you thank it for it. The soundtrack. Oh the soundtrack. It's so deliriously retarded that you end up loving every song for all the wrong reasons. If you watch it with your friends it's that magical movie that suddenly becomes everyone's inside joke.
I don't want to give much away, except for the fact that it revolves around an egotistical lunatic named Billy, he's the creative force behind an uber popular cock rock band, he thinks his backup vocalist has rainbow eyes, and he loves murder. It's got the classical makings of a true red blooded American slasher flick, plus so much more; so many awesomely quotable lines that'll have you hitting the repeat button throughout the experience.
Okay, just a taste........
"I want blood. I want your hot, steaming pussy blood all over my face."~Billy
It all accumilates in a blood soaked concert of epic rock proportions. Never since Gem has anything been so horrific about 80's metal. Fuck, even writing this makes me want to watch the movie again. If this movie was intentionally funny it wouldn't be half as fun. If the film makers were in on the joke, well, that makes them certified geniuses in my book.
Seriously, even the trailer is radically bodacious:
YouTube - Rocktober Blood (Vestron) Trailer