Dakota Valkyrie
May 31st, 2008, 05:24 PM
In smaller markets, the newspaper prints the police activity. This is the actual Kalispell (MT) Police and Flathead County Sheriff’s reports posted May 20, 2008:
12:34 a.m. A bored kid knocked on the doors of a couple Spring Prairie Road homes and ran off.
2:46 a.m. Deputies were unable to find a man who was reportedly chasing a screaming woman in Evergreen.
3:22 a.m. A man’s bitter ex-wife smashed the windshield of his car.
8:12 a.m. The door at a Tamarack Lane residence was kicked in. However, nothing was missing from inside.
10:40 a.m. A woman and her daughter got into an argument about the young lady leaving the house without permission. Deputies counseled the pair.
11:29 a.m. Three potted flower baskets, a shovel and a barbecue were stolen from a home in Forest Acres.
11:32 a.m. There were some mysterious explosions in Whitefish.
11:37 a.m. An animal warden arrested a dog after it killed unarmed chickens on Rufenach Lane.
11:42 a.m. Many calls came in about pink graffiti that had been sprayed all over Evergreen.
11:58 a.m. A vehicle was damaged and a mailbox mercilessly smashed on Springcreek Road.
4:14 p.m. A miniature dumpster fire was put out.
4:36 p.m. Someone called in because they saw some kids in an SUV smoking drugs.
5:02 p.m. Someone called in from Wal-Mart because they said they saw a distressed dog. The dog was gone when the animal warden arrived.
5:36 p.m. Another call came in from Wal-Mart about a hot dog that was sitting in a vehicle with its windows rolled up. The dog and vehicle were also gone when an animal warden arrived.
6:48 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman was arrested on an outstanding warrant when she was caught trying to sneak into the back window of her old residence.
9:36 p.m. A woman called in because she heard 18 gunshots on her property. Deputies were unable to find anyone on the property.
9:55 p.m. A mom and dad called in because their 11-year-old son was being disrespectful. Deputies counseled the family.
10:12 p.m. Someone called in to report a woman pulling on the arms and legs of her children. Deputies were unable to find the woman.
http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/police_blotter_dogs/3533/
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These are a hilarious read. The writer must have a fun time with all this.
The police blotter starts at: http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/policeblotter/
You can page through them if you are in need of a giggle. I'm sure there are some nuggets buried on other pages.
12:34 a.m. A bored kid knocked on the doors of a couple Spring Prairie Road homes and ran off.
2:46 a.m. Deputies were unable to find a man who was reportedly chasing a screaming woman in Evergreen.
3:22 a.m. A man’s bitter ex-wife smashed the windshield of his car.
8:12 a.m. The door at a Tamarack Lane residence was kicked in. However, nothing was missing from inside.
10:40 a.m. A woman and her daughter got into an argument about the young lady leaving the house without permission. Deputies counseled the pair.
11:29 a.m. Three potted flower baskets, a shovel and a barbecue were stolen from a home in Forest Acres.
11:32 a.m. There were some mysterious explosions in Whitefish.
11:37 a.m. An animal warden arrested a dog after it killed unarmed chickens on Rufenach Lane.
11:42 a.m. Many calls came in about pink graffiti that had been sprayed all over Evergreen.
11:58 a.m. A vehicle was damaged and a mailbox mercilessly smashed on Springcreek Road.
4:14 p.m. A miniature dumpster fire was put out.
4:36 p.m. Someone called in because they saw some kids in an SUV smoking drugs.
5:02 p.m. Someone called in from Wal-Mart because they said they saw a distressed dog. The dog was gone when the animal warden arrived.
5:36 p.m. Another call came in from Wal-Mart about a hot dog that was sitting in a vehicle with its windows rolled up. The dog and vehicle were also gone when an animal warden arrived.
6:48 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman was arrested on an outstanding warrant when she was caught trying to sneak into the back window of her old residence.
9:36 p.m. A woman called in because she heard 18 gunshots on her property. Deputies were unable to find anyone on the property.
9:55 p.m. A mom and dad called in because their 11-year-old son was being disrespectful. Deputies counseled the family.
10:12 p.m. Someone called in to report a woman pulling on the arms and legs of her children. Deputies were unable to find the woman.
http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/police_blotter_dogs/3533/
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These are a hilarious read. The writer must have a fun time with all this.
The police blotter starts at: http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/policeblotter/
You can page through them if you are in need of a giggle. I'm sure there are some nuggets buried on other pages.