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Dakota Valkyrie
May 31st, 2008, 05:24 PM
In smaller markets, the newspaper prints the police activity. This is the actual Kalispell (MT) Police and Flathead County Sheriff’s reports posted May 20, 2008:

12:34 a.m. A bored kid knocked on the doors of a couple Spring Prairie Road homes and ran off.

2:46 a.m. Deputies were unable to find a man who was reportedly chasing a screaming woman in Evergreen.

3:22 a.m. A man’s bitter ex-wife smashed the windshield of his car.

8:12 a.m. The door at a Tamarack Lane residence was kicked in. However, nothing was missing from inside.

10:40 a.m. A woman and her daughter got into an argument about the young lady leaving the house without permission. Deputies counseled the pair.

11:29 a.m. Three potted flower baskets, a shovel and a barbecue were stolen from a home in Forest Acres.

11:32 a.m. There were some mysterious explosions in Whitefish.

11:37 a.m. An animal warden arrested a dog after it killed unarmed chickens on Rufenach Lane.

11:42 a.m. Many calls came in about pink graffiti that had been sprayed all over Evergreen.

11:58 a.m. A vehicle was damaged and a mailbox mercilessly smashed on Springcreek Road.

4:14 p.m. A miniature dumpster fire was put out.

4:36 p.m. Someone called in because they saw some kids in an SUV smoking drugs.

5:02 p.m. Someone called in from Wal-Mart because they said they saw a distressed dog. The dog was gone when the animal warden arrived.

5:36 p.m. Another call came in from Wal-Mart about a hot dog that was sitting in a vehicle with its windows rolled up. The dog and vehicle were also gone when an animal warden arrived.

6:48 p.m. A Columbia Falls woman was arrested on an outstanding warrant when she was caught trying to sneak into the back window of her old residence.

9:36 p.m. A woman called in because she heard 18 gunshots on her property. Deputies were unable to find anyone on the property.

9:55 p.m. A mom and dad called in because their 11-year-old son was being disrespectful. Deputies counseled the family.

10:12 p.m. Someone called in to report a woman pulling on the arms and legs of her children. Deputies were unable to find the woman.

http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/articles/article/police_blotter_dogs/3533/
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These are a hilarious read. The writer must have a fun time with all this.

The police blotter starts at: http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/policeblotter/

You can page through them if you are in need of a giggle. I'm sure there are some nuggets buried on other pages.

Unamused Cat
May 31st, 2008, 05:30 PM
LOL... Those are funny.

MISSanthropic
May 31st, 2008, 05:45 PM
oh man, they have some real felons in those parts. From today:

2:45 p.m. A man ate a doughnut in a Kalispell grocery store and didn’t pay for it.

MISSanthropic
May 31st, 2008, 05:49 PM
LOL!

9:40 p.m. A man called in to report that his wife was being verbally abusive. They decided to sleep in separate rooms for the night.

:lol2:

Lizard
May 31st, 2008, 05:59 PM
11:37 a.m. An animal warden arrested a dog after it killed unarmed chickens on Rufenach Lane.


I am staying the hell away from Kalispell! Apparently the chickens are normally armed!

w8ng4msrgt
May 31st, 2008, 06:10 PM
I did a little reading about the paper. Here is a tidbit.

The Flathead Beacon is funded by television personality and 10-year Flathead Valley resident Maury Povich. Jonathan Weber, founder and publisher of Missoula-based NewWest.net, is the managing partner in the project and together with Povich recruited a team of local media professionals in late 2006. Tom Donnelly, of Frenchtown, an 18-year veteran of the publishing market, and Kellyn Brown, city editor at the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, were recruited to create and launch the Flathead Beacon.

Link (http://www.flatheadbeacon.com/main/page/about_us/)