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Unamused Cat
May 28th, 2008, 09:04 PM
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GALESBURG, Ill. -- Police in Galesburg say a homeless man is spending the holiday weekend in jail after allegedly attacking an 84-year-old man with a box of Moon Pies.

The elderly man told police he was on his way out of a dollar store on Friday when he felt something striking him repeatedly in the back. He said he turned around and saw that 53-year-old Michael Farquer was hitting him with something inside a yellow plastic bag.

The victim went back inside the store, and Farquer followed him, whereupon the staff called police. Officers determined that the weapon was a one-dollar box of Moon Pies, which they confiscated as evidence before taking Farquer to the Knox County Jail on a battery charge.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/970989,moonpie052608.article

ashdavus
May 28th, 2008, 09:16 PM
:fish:

dop
May 28th, 2008, 09:33 PM
I wish I had a moonpie. :(

Lizard
June 1st, 2008, 09:06 PM
WTF? Choice of weapon is odd enough, but what the hell was the motive? Was he worried the old guy was going to steal his Moon Pies?

petrina
June 1st, 2008, 09:10 PM
i've been attacked by moonpies before - its called mardi gras.

Ruby
June 1st, 2008, 09:11 PM
Mmmmmm. An RC Cola and a Moon Pie!! Yum

ashdavus
June 1st, 2008, 11:02 PM
Mmmmmm. An RC Cola and a Moon Pie!! Yum

Great...now I'm hungry!