Sex with cars (bonus video)

[TheMorningStar]

This past weekend, channel 5 in England aired a show called "My Car Is My Lover".
Here is the news story:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html

Here is the TV promo: EWEWEWEWEWEW
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A FAQ: http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wipi/index.php/How_to_make_love_to_a_car

There are 400+ members in this yahoo group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sexwithcars/

Here is a little news story that happened this past weekend in the US: http://www.sanluisobispo.com/breakingnews/story/369261.html

What the fuck???

[SoUncool]

That's just freakin' hilarious! Thanks for posting and thanks for the laugh! Watching him stroke and kiss that car was too funny...

From the news article:
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Wouldn't that be sacrilegious?? Heretic!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

A naked man was arrested on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab.

Cody Eugene Williams was found wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on the windshield of the cab.

The cabbie was still inside the taxi, investigators said.

That poor cabbie :rofl: As for the video - that is scandalous! The guy was getting friendly with the crew's vehicle. Isn't rape or at least uninvited fondling??

Learn something new everyday... not that I need to learn this one (or even wanted to).

[dop]

"You left a hair"

Hilarious, thanks.

[impqueen]

I was a little concerned that Video Guy called the car "Kiddo" as he was talking about making love to it. To me, that just smacks of automotive pedophilia. I mean, after that I just have to assume that he prefers subcompacts and will only do the SUVs to stave off the tension between even more deviate acts with the smaller tailpipes.

[Mom of 4]

I was a little concerned that Video Guy called the car "Kiddo" as he was talking about making love to it. To me, that just smacks of automotive pedophilia. I mean, after that I just have to assume that he prefers subcompacts and will only do the SUVs to stave off the tension between even more deviate acts with the smaller tailpipes.



automotive pedophilia


ROFLMAO There is a term I never thought I would hear! :car::baby::rofl:

[w8ng4msrgt]

Have you guys never seen the tailpipe guy?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/w8ng4msrgt/2008%20Pictures/crise/tailpipe.jpg

[Countess Olenska]

Thanks so much for adding that lovely mental image to my day. I had already seen it once but had blocked it out.

MY EYES!!!:decision:

[maryhaze]

yeah, someone sent me "tailpipe guy" & i immediately had to show my dh & employees. because they need to know why i am like i am.:madgrin:

[michelle]

The tail pipe guy. Yeah thats the guy who wrote an article on how to have sex with a car. HAHAHAAHA. LOL What a twisted shit. ROFLMAO.

[Death Angel]

http://www.car-sex-positions.com/masturbation.html


(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C%27having-sex%5C%27-with-1,000-cars.html)

[Heather]

I guess as long as they're not raping humans...but....wow.

Woman that looooves the Berlin Wall: http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/explan.html

[dop]

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7707/disneycarssallyig2.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Think for a minute....... Yea, you know it, at least one of this fuckers rubed one off in the theater.

[TheMorningStar]

I guess as long as they're not raping humans...but....wow.

Woman that looooves the Berlin Wall: http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/explan.html

Thanks! I bet she is not too happy about being a widow.

Here is another who is married to the Eiffel Tower.

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/sunday-review/living/i-married-the-eiffel-tower-832519.html