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Trav
May 26th, 2008, 06:09 PM
Just saying... Umm Hi.

ASL

Glad you asked, 35, male, nearish Pittsburgh.

Do you pick up chicks on myspace.

Umm not yet, but I'm looking!

Single, married? Kids?

Umm marriedish (long term gfriend) 1 kid.

Why are you here?

My girlfriend surfs the site daily and in an evil plot decided to destroy all hope I have for humanity by forcing me to read the site. (Chains, ballgag and creepy Clockwork Orange eyeclamps were involved.)

Buttplug?

Thankfully, no.
Mom of 4
May 26th, 2008, 06:12 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA Welcome Trav. So is your g/f also a member? :grouphug:
Countess Olenska
May 26th, 2008, 06:22 PM
Bwahahahahaha!!! If you change your mind on the butt plug make it a pony play one.

Welcome!!
Trav
May 26th, 2008, 06:28 PM
She's a slacker, she has an account. But I don't know what it is, and she usually doesn't log in.

I think she wont tell me her username because she's having an affair with swivel (it's the hat I think)

That or she has so many usernames everywhere that she has to try a bunch till she finds the name she used here.
w8ng4msrgt
May 26th, 2008, 06:35 PM
Welcome, as long as her name isn't layla, poof, or one of the other winners.
Countess Olenska
May 26th, 2008, 06:44 PM
Welcome, as long as her name isn't layla, poof, or one of the other winners.


I've read the posts but I still think 80's big aquanet hair every time I see them.
jlt080405
May 26th, 2008, 07:02 PM
hah welcome travis love your sense of humor :)
swivel
May 26th, 2008, 07:10 PM
I think she wont tell me her username because she's having an affair with swivel (it's the hat I think)

She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".
Countess Olenska
May 26th, 2008, 07:23 PM
She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".

If you are smart you'll say no to his offer to share toys. :)
impqueen
May 26th, 2008, 07:26 PM
She knows I'm a butt-plug kinda guy.

Anyways, welcome to the site! Let me know if you need to borrow any of my "accessories".

Wash first, use latex anyway.

Welcome, Trav! :D
dop
May 26th, 2008, 07:38 PM
Heya man, welcome to the site. When you finally start picking up chicks on Myspcae just make sure its not Alisha Dean....
Becca
May 27th, 2008, 10:38 AM
Welcome Trav!