alizardsbet
June 15th, 2007, 02:15 PM
Also known as Sciurus is wanted in several states and through out the modern world. “This nuisance has brought down the high-tech NASDAQ stock market twice and were responsible for a spate of power outages at the University of Alabama.” These animals will sneak into transformers or capacitors and sabatage circutry. They will also die often times from being electruited as they will not be able to afford addicuit tools to do the job like professionals so will bite into it with their teeth. Studies show that these suicide nut cases do it to feed their family, but don’t realize that by dieing their families will surely starve, not being able to survive off of peanuts alone. Sciurus is a bigger threat than even Al-Queda, their members number in the billions here in the america’s alone.
Even you, the every day person, may have come in contact with these oober clean vermin. They are often seen in parks sharpening their teeth on edible as well as inedible objects, in belief that their fangs are growing, and to repress their evil nature must file, file, file as penance. They are common thieves generally, peddling minor tricks in the hope of luring away unsuspecting victims. If lay wayed by one when you are in the outside world, there is hope, you can escape. One is no threat. Generally these suspected Satanists, and dog killers are very circumspect and corguial working independently, but watch out if a gang is roaming a park after dark. Three or more there is trouble in the air.
Shadow Tail is thought to be the mastermind behind this organized menace that is at best a pest and at worse a possible terrorist plot. Some claim he was just once like every other homeless nut driven crazy, other claim he is some sort of philosopher, some even idolize him as he may be some sort of immortal super mutant. Some accounts claim he is gray haired and old. However conflicting evidence reports that he could also be black eyed and red haired. One of the rare recorded interviews with Shadow Tail has him claiming out war against the evil people who have posioned his people and caused the plague of mal-nourished, weak boned disorderliness of the persecuted community at large. All sources agree Shadow Tail is connected with several cases of isolated terrorism and horrors you only think to read about in bad movie reviews. One thing is certain his sprees of vandalizm and riots in the streets have caused $1000s of dollar in property damage, and this nuisance isn’t likely going to subside anytime soon. He promises more.
Yet what can we do? Our way of life is under attack, but the teen idol driven population is in favor of this organized threat. Common people consider these despicable beasts to be “cute” and just love the “tail thing”. There is no current legislation to deal with this out cry, and the cases here if not supporting my rant as being anything but irrelevant should at least promote certain recipes for their untimely demise.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
http://www.local6.com/news/4872001/detail.html
http://www.chainreaction.com/squirrels.htm
http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060811_ap_squirrel_florida.html
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13786
http://bailey.aros.net/nature/images/Ground%20Squirrel.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel
When in Kenton Tennesse be sure to visit the albino colony.
Even you, the every day person, may have come in contact with these oober clean vermin. They are often seen in parks sharpening their teeth on edible as well as inedible objects, in belief that their fangs are growing, and to repress their evil nature must file, file, file as penance. They are common thieves generally, peddling minor tricks in the hope of luring away unsuspecting victims. If lay wayed by one when you are in the outside world, there is hope, you can escape. One is no threat. Generally these suspected Satanists, and dog killers are very circumspect and corguial working independently, but watch out if a gang is roaming a park after dark. Three or more there is trouble in the air.
Shadow Tail is thought to be the mastermind behind this organized menace that is at best a pest and at worse a possible terrorist plot. Some claim he was just once like every other homeless nut driven crazy, other claim he is some sort of philosopher, some even idolize him as he may be some sort of immortal super mutant. Some accounts claim he is gray haired and old. However conflicting evidence reports that he could also be black eyed and red haired. One of the rare recorded interviews with Shadow Tail has him claiming out war against the evil people who have posioned his people and caused the plague of mal-nourished, weak boned disorderliness of the persecuted community at large. All sources agree Shadow Tail is connected with several cases of isolated terrorism and horrors you only think to read about in bad movie reviews. One thing is certain his sprees of vandalizm and riots in the streets have caused $1000s of dollar in property damage, and this nuisance isn’t likely going to subside anytime soon. He promises more.
Yet what can we do? Our way of life is under attack, but the teen idol driven population is in favor of this organized threat. Common people consider these despicable beasts to be “cute” and just love the “tail thing”. There is no current legislation to deal with this out cry, and the cases here if not supporting my rant as being anything but irrelevant should at least promote certain recipes for their untimely demise.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
http://www.local6.com/news/4872001/detail.html
http://www.chainreaction.com/squirrels.htm
http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060811_ap_squirrel_florida.html
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=13786
http://bailey.aros.net/nature/images/Ground%20Squirrel.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel
When in Kenton Tennesse be sure to visit the albino colony.