So, hi

[SoUncool]

Yes, I'm addicted to this site...I admit it. My kid was home sick today and did I actually do anything productive since I had "the day off work?" Fuck no. Just read and read and read about all the sacks of shit that seem to be crawling out of the woodwork around the world. So my username is SoUncool because that's what my kiddo thinks...Mom is SoUncool. I really don't know why she thinks that. I don't wear nipple-high-waisted "mom jeans", I drive a Jeep, I don't sit around and eat bon-bons all day (well, I kinda polished off my small box of dark chocolate Ferrero chocolates that my sis gave me for Mother's Day so my bad, I'm a liar), I'm gainfully employed, I'm not a crack whore, I have a great sense of humor, I don't sit around and listen to Mariah Carey and Celine Dion (more of a Disturbed-Blakq Audio-Shitake Monkey-Trashmen-Powerman5000 kinda gal). I mean WTF? Maybe it's cuz I'm inkless and piercing-less? I even took her to see bad-ass chicks kicking ass a few weeks ago at the local roller derby...what more does she want? (The announcer said, "It's kinda like AssCar.") I'm just shitting ya... My kid is awesome and I read sites like this so I'm aware of who/what is out there in this crazy messed up world to better protect my daughter. Although, I realize from some of the posts that even the best informed, trusting parents are blind-sided by some of these fucking creeps. Totally awesome site! I look forward to the daily read/lurk and possible future comments if something remotely intelligent happens to pop in my head. Cheers...Dawn

[Mom of 4]

Welcome Dawn! If your kid thinks you are uncool that means you are doing something right! LOL Actually I bet she thinks you are cool but it is uncool to say so.:p

[SoUncool]

Thanks Momof4, I'm thinking you might be right. She thinks everybody else's mom is cool but wants ME to haul everyone around in the Jeep. Ha! Thanks for the warm welcome! I truly look forward to being an (eventual) part of this "community." You guys totally rock by just plain telling it like it is!

[Athena]

Dawn...When the abyss calls, you're not supposed to answer. If you do, you give 'em the ol' telemarketer slip - "Hello? Dawn? No, she's not here, I'm afraid...I'm not sure when a good time to call back would be. Maybe this time tomorrow?"

Morbid usually gets the hint, by then.

But, hey, since you're here...Welcome. :heart:

[dop]

Welcome to the board, Dawn.

[SoUncool]

Did the abyss call me? Maybe I was on the other line... Thanks for the welcome, um, I think? I might have missed somethin' - I'm blaming all the chocolate.

[impqueen]

Welcome to the site! :D

[Lizard]

Did the abyss call me? Maybe I was on the other line...

It was either the abyss or Shaun Glassey phoning from hell--but no worries, he was probably trying to reach Unamused Cat.

Welcome!

[Nell]

Welcome. You will get all their weirdness eventually. Watch out for gprime though, he will groan you!

Hidey ho gprime!

[ashdavus]

Welcome. You will get all their weirdness eventually. Watch out for gprime though, he will groan you!

Hidey ho gprime!

If you're REALLY lucky, all your groans will be from gprime. LMAO. Welcome!

[SoUncool]

Thanks to all...me like weirdness so it's perfect. Groan away gprime...I not a'scared...

[Ruby]

Welcome. You will get all their weirdness eventually. Watch out for gprime though, he will groan you!

Hidey ho gprime!


So true!! He groaned me awhile ago and I didn't even notice it until today! I can't even figure out why. Dayum.

Welcome, Dawn!!!

[Lizard]

Ha ha, fuck you gprime, I performed a pre-emptive groan strike!!!

[HellbettieIX]

Welcome! I understand the addiction, I'm all bout it.

I wonder when I'll begin literally dreamin' demon

[Lizard]

I wonder when I'll begin literally dreamin' demon

It won't take long, I promise--last night, I dreamed about aspartame, no shit!

[Unamused Cat]

Meow baby. Welcome to the site. =^.^=

[AnalBreeze]

Welcome to the site, SoUncool... But now that you're a member,
You're not that Uncool! From now on I will call you Socool! ;)

[Nell]

[QUOTE=Ruby;34151]So true!! He groaned me awhile ago and I didn't even notice it until today! I can't even figure out why. Dayum.

I looked and you actually mentioned gprime by name and dissed him. That was an easy groan. Go check out the randomness of mine.

[TheLittleFriend]

Welcome, SoUncool! :)

[Becca]

You had me at "AssCar" (even if you were shittin' us) and I will totally ecrush on any chick who drives a Jeep or a truck (like me).

Welcome!

[Dark Star]

Welcome to this crazy fucking site.....the best one there is, dammit! ;)

You sound like you fit in just right and my daughter is 11 and thinks I suck so, ya know. Love 'em and kick 'em out to college as soon as ya can. I'm called "uncool", "mean", "weird" and "so outdated"....so what the fuck. Hahaha

Please stop by the Literature threads....some chick who calls herself a Hippie and a Poet throws a lot of shit in there. Check it out. (shameless whoring at it's best):p

Truly, welcome. Fasten your seat belt and have a safe fucking flight.

Peace~
Hippie:D

[Nell]

Hahahahaha! Little Friend, gprime got you again! But I get why he got you. He very touchy on the age of consent and what is considered porn. I still only have 1, boo-hoo!

What gprime, no love? You know I lovey you!

[SoUncool]

You suck Lizard... I'm sure I'll eventually understand getting the "first groan" over on gprime... damn, you guys are competitive - in a weird way... Still enjoying being here so I guess my new "groan shield" is working properly...

[SoUncool]

Thanks for the friend add AnalBreeze!

[SoUncool]

You had me at "AssCar" (even if you were shittin' us) and I will totally ecrush on any chick who drives a Jeep or a truck (like me).

Welcome!

The announcer really did say that. Weird thing is that my kid totally got it and said, "Yeah, I get it...look they're turning left...and turning left...and turning left." "Suicide seating" is on the floor right next to the rink..."Sometimes you get a faceful of "assets" sometimes, you get a faceful of skates..." Roller derby rocks! I love my Jeep..one of the cool new 4-door Wranglers... Super thanks for the welcome!

[SoUncool]

Welcome to this crazy fucking site.....the best one there is, dammit! ;)

You sound like you fit in just right and my daughter is 11 and thinks I suck so, ya know.

Please stop by the Literature threads....some chick who calls herself a Hippie and a Poet throws a lot of shit in there. Check it out. (shameless whoring at it's best):p

Truly, welcome. Fasten your seat belt and have a safe fucking flight.

Peace~
Hippie:D

Yep, my kiddo just turned 12...must be the age. You say "shameless whoring" like it's a bad thing. Thanks for the invite to check out the lit threads... I "minored" in English many moons ago...sigh... Thanks for the welcome, truly.

[Morbid]

Welcome to the site! Sorry we fucked up your day off, though.

[ashdavus]

Welcome to the site! Sorry we fucked up your day off, though.

Now THAT'S funny shit, right there!

[SoUncool]

Nah, my day was already fucked up having a sick kid. You guys just fucked it up even more. In a good way though. If that's possible.

[Lizard]

You suck Lizard... I'm sure I'll eventually understand getting the "first groan" over on gprime...

I'm telling my husband you said that. He's gonna laugh his ass off.

gprime groans people and doesn't explain why, so the reasons behind his groans are known only to him. I just wanted someone else to pop your groan cherry...so I did it!

[SoUncool]

Well, at least he will laugh...(or, will he...hmmm...) It was a long time since I had the other cherry popped so now I just feel "special" (and not short-bus "special" either so don't even go there...)

[ThatWasEasy]

It won't take long, I promise--last night, I dreamed about aspartame, no shit!


I feel like the lucky charms guy, "Ye always tryin to steal me Aspy!" :)

[SoUncool]

I feel like the lucky charms guy, "Ye always tryin to steal me Aspy!" :)

Are you guys all taking Chantix or what???

[Lizard]

Are you guys all taking Chantix or what???

Just wait. You'll be sounding like us before you know it.

[What Would Satan Do]

Well, at least he will laugh...(or, will he...hmmm...) It was a long time since I had the other cherry popped so now I just feel "special" (and not short-bus "special" either so don't even go there...)

Hey, don't be picking on the short bus...I'm so special they make me drive it!
:bigboulay:

(I have no idea what that smiley's supposed to be, but I always wanted to use it so...)

[SoUncool]

This is mean, I know but really...I just couldn't resist...really, I just couldn't...no, really...


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33370

[Zora]

'Welcome!' ... from one Dawn to another. :cool:

[Death Angel]

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