Hello all...

[Bulletproof]

Just wanted to introduce myself. I've stalked the DD for about a year now, and have finally made an account. I am a 27 year mother of one from sunny SW Florida. I've been a crime freak since I was about 12, to the point where I got in trouble for doing all of my school papers on serial killers and murder. I also seriously considered becoming a truecrime writer, but ended up being too lazy, so now I am an insurance agent. Just as grimy of a job, trust me :). I also want to mention that I am a pretty sarcastic person, and generally mean no harm (unless you piss me off, then I may) so if my comments offend you then I am truly sorry... and by truly sorry, I mean I totally dont give a shit.

[brokenandtwisted]

Can I test to see if you're bulletproof?

[Nell]

You sound like fun. Welcome.:hello:

[Obsolete]

If I had written an introduction when I started here it would have read exactly like yours(except the age)...are you my doppleganger?

[carolinablue]

Welcome! :hello: We're all a bunch of smart asses here, you'll feel right at home!

[cubby]

:hello:

[Pete Bondurant]

I will bet you're not tankproof.



http://www.army-technology.com/projects/olifant/images/olifant_tank1.jpg

[TACO]

Welcome to DD :hello:

[guillotinegirl]

Love the name! Welcome to the forums :hello:

[Bulletproof]

Can I test to see if you're bulletproof?

lol, sure thing. Just duck after fire, cause I can not be blamed for ricochet fatalities

[Bulletproof]

I will bet you're not tankproof.



http://www.army-technology.com/projects/olifant/images/olifant_tank1.jpg


Tank, shmank.. The only thing that scares me are teen and elderly drivers

[Bulletproof]

Love the name! Welcome to the forums :hello:

Love yours too! I gave myself mine after I tangled with a nine mil in 05 and won

[sheevaa]

I'm afraid I'm going to always have to associate you with this Bulletproof, now.

YouTube - La Roux Bulletproof OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO HD HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYVUWUySTSo)

Shut up, you know you all love it. I can't be all angry emo music:P Welcome! :-D

[Bulletproof]

Ahaahahaha, now I have a theme song! Suh-weeeet....Thanks Sheeva :)

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Welcome :sheep::sheep:!

Feel free to sarcastic all over the place.

[Bulletproof]

Welcome :sheep::sheep:!

Feel free to sarcastic all over the place.


Um, not sure if those little lambs mean "ewe" as in "Welcome you", or if your calling me a sheep. Either way, I'll take it. Baaaaaa...Your avatar is too friggin cool to split hairs :)

[Dakota Valkyrie]

It's my patented version of "Welcome 2 ewe". I would never call you a sheep unless you start following around some little bo peep chick.

[MC30]

:hello: