Linda Weeks won't tolerate a cheating man.

[Unamused Cat]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg107/snarkyphotos/weeks.jpg
I'll get you, my pretty.

PALM HARBOR – A Palm Harbor woman was arrested and charged with second degree murder on May 12 in connection with the stabbing death of her estranged husband.

According to a report from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, Martin Week's body was discovered on June 13, 2007 just outside his residence in the Silk Oak Mobile Home in an unincorporated area of Clearwater.

Detectives obtained an arrest warrant for Linda Weeks, 61, on May 12 and she was subsequently arrested at about 3:06 p.m. on the same day at her Palm Harbor residence.

Detective said Linda Weeks allegedly stabbed her estranged husband 28 times in a rage of jealousy after she discovered he had had an affair with a 30 year-old woman. At the time of her arrest Linda Weeks denied any involvement in her estranged husband's death.

http://www.tbnweekly.com/content_articles/051208_cit-02.txt

[jlt080405]

this chick looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet...

[w8ng4msrgt]

Well after seeing that fugly mug all thoughts of sex have disappeared from my mind for another month.

[ashdavus]

WTF! Something has been eating her face!

[jlt080405]

WTF! Something has been eating her face!

Yeah lol thats funny!

[maryhaze]

my dogs wouldn't eat her face..

[carol13]

what is it that the evil queen says to Snow White as she gives her the apple? That's the scene that ran through my head when I saw that mugshot.

[Jaded]

Wherever he is....he's probably glad to be the fuck away from THAT!!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

In the end, he left her anyway. Now she's gonna be alone and without a man for a long time. She was probably mad because it was hard work getting him in the first place... DAMN she be a fugly witch... the gals in the hoosegow will probably reject her too.

[Unamused Cat]

She lived in the pre-sunblock era.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

She lived in the pre-sunblock era.
Nope... still fugly...

http://i29.tinypic.com/311mcyg.jpg

[ashdavus]

She lived in the pre-sunblock era.

Shit, even the sunblock is smart enough to stay away from THAT. I actually picture the old lady corpse in the bathtub in the original The Shining every time I see that picture. AHHGG...MY EYES.... MY EYES!!

[ashdavus]

Nope... still fugly...

http://i29.tinypic.com/311mcyg.jpg

Some things just can't be fixed with photoshop. LMAO!

[jlt080405]

omg you guys are killing me i am dying laughing

[ImmortalOne]

:lol:

wow, no wonder he found someone 1/2 his age! Maybe she was trying to suck his life essence from him, I bet that was what it was.

[TheLittleFriend]

Nope... still fugly...

http://i29.tinypic.com/311mcyg.jpg

Sweet jesus! She still look scary!

[Nell]

I was watching There Will Be Blood last night, which I HATED, and messing around on the internet when I came across this picture. My boyfriend was on the phone so I scrolled to her face and yelled "look at this!" He looked up and almost had a heart attack! I laughed so hard I peed a little! Then I showed him the photo shopped one. He said we are weird. I don't agree.

[ashdavus]

:lol:

wow, no wonder he found someone 1/2 his age! Maybe she was trying to suck his life essence from him, I bet that was what it was.

she failed

[TheLittleFriend]

I was watching There Will Be Blood last night, which I HATED, and messing around on the internet when I came across this picture. My boyfriend was on the phone so I scrolled to her face and yelled "look at this!" He looked up and almost had a heart attack! I laughed so hard I peed a little! Then I showed him the photo shopped one. He said we are weird. I don't agree.

*gasps* You hated the movie?

I thought it was good movie. Whatever.

[Lizard]

Well, it's not the hair.

http://i31.tinypic.com/i3cf1e.jpg

[TheLittleFriend]

Well, it's not the hair.http://i31.tinypic.com/i3cf1e.jpgEw, she look like a drag queen!

[Nell]

Oh my god Lizard! You made me fall over laughing and I couldn't get to the bathroom! Shame on you! And my man was sitting here again and he just shook his head like I was a loon!

[TheLittleFriend]

Oh my god Lizard! You made me fall over laughing and I couldn't get to the bathroom! Shame on you! And my man was sitting here again and he just shook his head like I was a loon!

Nell the Loon. Nell Loon. Nell Loon. Looooon.

*rofl*

Don't mind me, I ate too much twinkies today.

[Lizard]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2naic13.jpg

This makes her look a little cheerier.

[Nell]

Stoooop! I have no washer, I can't keep peeing my pants! Where is Death Angel? He needs to submit for my entertainment.

[Unamused Cat]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2naic13.jpg

This makes her look a little cheerier.

Now she looks like one of those frou frou dogs. :D

[michelle]

Lol

[Dakota Valkyrie]

I love the tiara!! I'm gonna keep one in my car in case a mug shot opportunity arises!!

No to the orange hair... UC is right, she looks like frou frou dog. Maybe a cross between a Chinese Crested and a Yorkie??

[Lizard]

I love the tiara!! I'm gonna keep one in my car in case a mug shot opportunity arises!!

No to the orange hair... UC is right, she looks like frou frou dog. Maybe a cross between a Chinese Crested and a Yorkie??

Anybody wanna see her in a beehive?

[TheLittleFriend]

Anybody wanna see her in a beehive?

Me, me me!

[Lizard]

Me, me me!

If you insist.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ilo3ye.jpg

[TheLittleFriend]

Oooooooh. That is one ugly she-male!

[Unamused Cat]

If you insist.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ilo3ye.jpg

OMG :rofl:

[ashdavus]

add a couple hairy black spiders to that beehive and you have a GREAT halloween costume!

[Nell]

Oh my god! Stop! I can't handle it! Ok, do a Jackie O flip!

[Lizard]

Oh my god! Stop! I can't handle it! Ok, do a Jackie O flip!

You're keeping me out of trouble, thanks!

http://i31.tinypic.com/bd5df.jpg

[TheLittleFriend]

Nell, get the adult diaper on....so you will not pee your pants this time! :D

[Nell]

I can't believe you did it! My boyfriend says we are all insane! You guys, my Mothers Day sucked and you have totally cheered me up.:D

[TheLittleFriend]

You guys, my Mothers Day sucked and you have totally cheered me up.:D


Yay!! :D

[jlt080405]

OMG seriously! Lizard you are killing me - fuck!

She looks like a dude to me a really fucking ugly one too

[ashdavus]

OMG seriously! Lizard you are killing me - fuck!

She looks like a dude to me a really fucking ugly one too

Well, I suppose if she looks like a dude, then she ought to have.......A BUZZ CUT!!!

[Lizard]

As much as I'd like to oblige you, a buzz cut is beyond my capabilities (considering there's so much skin displayed and so little hair). I can only offer you a poor alternative.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2j4xz88.jpg

[ashdavus]

[QUOTE=Lizard;34744]As much as I'd like to oblige you, a buzz cut is beyond my capabilities (considering there's so much skin displayed and so little hair). I can only offer you a poor alternative.

It'll do. I nearly woke up the kids snorting. What about a mullet?

[Nell]

OMG, I have used all my thanks on you! That was the best one yet! She seriously does look like a dude! I'm 2 sexy for my man, so I had to kill him, ya'll!

[jlt080405]

still butt fuckin ugly! But really she looks better as dude

[ashdavus]

I wonder what she'd look like with Don King's hair.

Incidentally, I think she ought to have her own beauty pageant with all these makeovers!!

[Unamused Cat]

That is great Lizard.

[Lizard]

Shit, you guys, I do have a full-time job!!!

But yeah, I might do a couple more....

[Lizard]

All right, this is all you're getting for now:

http://i30.tinypic.com/snl5k8.jpg
"Somebody bring me the bong!"

[ashdavus]

OMG. I think thihs is the best one!!

[~Absynthe~]

ROFLMAO!!!:rofl:

She is one FUGLY bitch!! I don't think if he double bagged that face it would of helped! I am also surprized that he didn't chew his arm off to get away from her!:rolleyes:

[Nell]

Oh Lizard, I love you. I think I have a huge girl crush on you. I usually save all my love and fawning for Swivel but I think I will fantasize about you now.

[Death Angel]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6049/wickedwitchaaaasy9.jpg




http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6351/buffalobillum8.jpg

[Jaded]

PERFECT! Abso-fuckin-tively perfect Death Angel!!!

[Nell]

Thank you, thank you! That was freakin awesome!

[Totemic]

When I first saw the picture, the old couple from The Princess Bride flashed through my mind... But I won't let that stop me from enjoying the movie

[Lizard]

Jesus Christ, I feel so inferior now!!!

(those are GREAT)

[Unamused Cat]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6049/wickedwitchaaaasy9.jpg




http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6351/buffalobillum8.jpg

Omg... These are so great. :rofl:

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Jeez Louise!! I wish someone was home so I could run out and say "LOOK LOOK". Although running is hard to do when you are laughing hysterically and have to pee too.

Got a Phylis Diller in your bag-o-tricks? Wonder if they look alike??