DreaminDemon Podcast

[swivel]

Our first podcast is uploading. No telling when it will be available, since we are shelling out the big bucks for a free hosting service. So, what can you expect from the DreaminDemon podcast? Intelligent banter. Side-splitting humor. Sexy voices. The latest front-page news analysis from the authors themselves. Questions from you, our beloved forum denizens. And the best part of all: Hate-mail!

All of this in a mere 30-50 minutes. How do we do it? Chipmunk voices.

So, look up at our main nav-bar and check out the new "Podcast" link. It will take you to our weekly podcast entry, where you can comment on the awesomeness that is our verbosity. Click here to check it out. (http://www.dreamindemon.com/podcast)

So, if we have this kick-ass Podcast page, what the hell is this thread for? World domination, baby. We need to spread the message, so leave comments on the Podcast page, and also discuss the episodes here. Ask some questions and you may be featured in future shows. Do some stupid shit in Drunk Chat and you certainly will be. And finally, keep being your abrasive, callous selves so the Hate-Mail segment never misses a week.

[AnalBreeze]

That was great! Just what we needed! You guys are naturals! Thanks! :D

[AnalBreeze]

What's with the breaks though? Pee breaks or what?

[Morbid]

What's with the breaks though? Pee breaks or what?

No, we did 10 minute breaks just to keep the sizes manageable. Also, in the future we hope we can use those breaks to place other types of content.

[impqueen]

Oh sweet baby Hudge. I will never, ever be able to listen to these afterwards ever again.

I do, in fact, sound like Juno. I should get knocked up and flirt with Jason Bateman. Right NOW.

I say "yeah" more often than you say "uh".

[swivel]

I say "yeah" more often than you say "uh".

You won't believe how hard I have to fight to not have every third word "cock".

[impqueen]

You won't believe how hard I have to fight to not have every third word "cock".

I noticed we lost a lot of that in the editing. Just sayin'. :D

[swivel]

I noticed we lost a lot of that in the editing. Just sayin'. :D

Yeah, the hour-long show went to 40 minutes. It's as if I utter "cock" while I am trying to think of what I'll say next.

I have some brand of homo-specific tourette's.


Edit: The Hate-Mail giggle-fest was off the hizzy fo' shizzle, yo. My wife heard the podcast while she was getting dressed, and she was laughing her ass off. I was crying. The best part is the precedent being set. Next time we get to Hate-Mail, you are going to be perfectly in control, but as SOON as you start reading your response, you are going to lose your shit. Actually, if we alternate with the Hate-Mail response, whoever is reading is going to have a hard time getting through it. Because we are all going to be thinking about it, and we will all be AWARE that the other two people are thinking about it.

I can't wait.

[Morbid]

Sorry for some of the technical glitches as well. Imp may have been a half-sec out of sync in portions, there were some echo moments and such, but hey...it was our first. We learned a lot from it so the upcoming podcasts should get better technically....I cannot promise anything about the content. :)

But we have broken the ice...and I am notorious for not shutting the fuck up once the ice has been broken.

[swivel]

But we have broken the ice...and I am notorious for not shutting the fuck up once the ice has been broken.

Yeah, pretty soon you won't even need Imp and I. You could totally do that by yourself.

I thought you sounded like a pro. Like you do this every morning.

[impqueen]

The Hate-Mail giggle-fest was off the hizzy fo' shizzle, yo. My wife heard the podcast while she was getting dressed, and she was laughing her ass off. I was crying. The best part is the precedent being set. Next time we get to Hate-Mail, you are going to be perfectly in control, but as SOON as you start reading your response, you are going to lose your shit. Actually, if we alternate with the Hate-Mail response, whoever is reading is going to have a hard time getting through it. Because we are all going to be thinking about it, and we will all be AWARE that the other two people are thinking about it.

I can't wait.

I know, I was thinking the same thing. Every single hate mail segment forever will have to live up to the hype of the gigglefest.

And where the hell are we gonna get hate mail writers that consistently set the bar for that kind of stupidity?

Oh, wait. Heh.

[Kathy]

I think you guys did great.

If you'd like, on slow weeks, I will write you some hate mail. I promise it will be ultra stupid...I'll write them after a Double Vodka Martini Drunk Chat night.

I promise, people won't even know the difference. ;)

[Mom of 4]

Sorry for some of the technical glitches as well. Imp may have been a half-sec out of sync in portions, there were some echo moments and such, but hey...it was our first. We learned a lot from it so the upcoming podcasts should get better technically....I cannot promise anything about the content. :)

But we have broken the ice...and I am notorious for not shutting the fuck up once the ice has been broken.


Awwwww you are to critical of yourself. The echo's sounded like kids in the background and Imp out of sync? Never heard it, it can't be true.:D

I thought it was absolutely fanfuckintastic! I love having a voice in my head for you all now. Best of all I have a voice to go with the ass pictures of all of you!!!


Is this where we post our suggestions and questions for future podcasts?? Well I'm doing it here so hope thats cool!

I would love to get a little history about how the 3 of you met and became friends. I also think it would be awesome to know who some of the other's that look after things around her (Kathy, Athena, Hippiepoet..and anyone I have forgotten) came to be involved in the site with you guys. In other words some DD history would be awesome!:)

[Morbid]

I would love to get a little history about how the 3 of you met and became friends. I also think it would be awesome to know who some of the other's that look after things around her (Kathy, Athena, Hippiepoet..and anyone I have forgotten) came to be involved in the site with you guys. In other words some DD history would be awesome!:)

If Imp and swivel have no issues with it, we can include all of that information in the next one.

[skeptical]

I think you guys did an awesome job with the first podcast. Imp sounds like one of the radio personalities that I listen to of a morning. Keep up the good work. A history would be great.

[Lizard]

Morbid, will you post the artists/songs that were used in the podcast?

Too bad Angel isn't around. I bet she would get a kick out of being referred to as "dearly departed."

Of course, if she were around, she wouldn't have been referred to that way.

I've confused myself again. Crap.

[Morbid]

Morbid, will you post the artists/songs that were used in the podcast?

Sure. I am working on it, actually. We will be making a separate post for every podcast. It will have a summary, tools we used and song listing (if any were used).

[Athena]

Damnit...I'm going to have to suck it up and get broadband, huh. Oh well, it was bound to happen eventually...

I'm excited. If Imp sounds like Juno, I won't have to see the film. Mostly because, if I couldn't hear Imp, I'd have to rent the movie to hear what she sounded like. I don't want to have to do that.

[Morbid]

I don't want to have to do that.

Why? The movie is good. Check it out.

[crimenthusiast]

Awesome! You guys sounded great.

[Mr_Vindictive]

I also loved the podcast. I can honestly say that none of you sounded anything like I expected. Each of you sounded professional, especially Morbid and I'm sure the next few podcasts will have a much better flow to them.

I'm looking forward to more of them. Are you guys planning on hosting them on iTunes by any chance? If I'm not mistaken, they'll distribute your podcast for free and it might help get some more traffic to the site and will keep your own bandwidth down.

[CPL CHUD]

Sounded really professional. I'm looking forward to hearing the next one.

[KillBill20]

Needs more cowbell, bitches.

Otherwise I loved it.

~Kyle

[TheMorningStar]

I thought the podcast was very cool and I loved hearing your voices. The content was excellent. :great:

Thank you so much for not editing Imp's laughter. The whole package really reminded of something I would happily listen to on my morning commute. Next time I think I will. :D

I'm hoping suggestions are welcome here.

If you guys were morning zoo (you are aready better), I would like to hear:
1 - "He said, She said", Athena battles Swivel
2 - "What the fuck are you doing here?", featuring a random member. (Suprise recorded call? I bet most members would give permission and numbers backchannel.)
3 - Hippiepoet's poem of the week with trippy background music

[AnalBreeze]

Oh sweet baby Hudge. I will never, ever be able to listen to these afterwards ever again.

I do, in fact, sound like Juno. I should get knocked up and flirt with Jason Bateman. Right NOW.

I say "yeah" more often than you say "uh".

Great job all of you! I'm proud to be a Demon!

Imp, You sounded fine, I just thought of Juno when you spoke...
Oh, and Morgan Freeman too! :D

[Lizard]

It would be a hoot if you could get Hippiepoet on one of your podcasts. And I mean a relaxed HP, because I know when I talked to her, she used "fuck" and "shitfire" in conversation just as much as she does when she writes. (And she has a nice voice, too.)

[TheMorningStar]

It would be a hoot if you could get Hippiepoet on one of your podcasts. And I mean a relaxed HP, because I know when I talked to her, she used "fuck" and "shitfire" in conversation just as much as she does when she writes. (And she has a nice voice, too.)

I want to hear her say "fuck" and "shitfire" and whatever else she "fucking" wants !!!:bad:

[swivel]

Needs more cowbell, bitches.

Otherwise I loved it.

~Kyle

Funny you mention that. After one of our first segments, I pointed out that Impqueen's voice deserved to be heard more often. I joked that she is our "cowbell".

[HellbettieIX]

Something to listen to at the gym, sweet...I'm cheating and listening a little as I get ambition to actually go to the gym. :D

[What Would Satan Do]

Morbid's got that accent that, if he was a woman, would grab me by both horns.
Imp could totally get a job as the Hot-Chick Voice on any morning zoo!
Swivel sounds like H Jon Benjamin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0071304/).
I laughed, I cried, I might have pissed myself.

Now I've got to go fart and speak dirty to my mailman, he's been smiling too much at me.

[Lizard]

Another suggestion for a future podcast--pick the article/post/thread of your own or of each other's that's your favorite/funniest/most brilliant/most memorable/etc.

For example, if I were picking one of swivel's, I'd pick the one where he describes showing his dad D'D. I still go back and read that one when I need to laugh.

[Raq me darkly]

Very entertaining. Impqueen does indeed sound like a morning show chick, Morbid and Swivel could do voiceovers for NASCAR ;)

[Zora]

LOVED the podcast ... thanks to the three of you for doing it!

Edited to add: Imp, I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you.

[HellbettieIX]

Another suggestion for a future podcast--pick the article/post/thread of your own or of each other's that's your favorite/funniest/most brilliant/most memorable/etc.

For example, if I were picking one of swivel's, I'd pick the one where he describes showing his dad D'D. I still go back and read that one when I need to laugh.

Can you read some "readers mail" on the articles? Especially that Vasquez chick! I've never hated anybody moar on the interwebz:mad:

[impqueen]

Yeah, we would love to have all of you submit your comments or questions you might want us to read and answer on the air. Just PM them to me, swivel, or Morbid, and we'll pick a few to answer. :D

[Mr_Vindictive]

Morbid's got that accent that, if he was a woman, would grab me by both horns.
Imp could totally get a job as the Hot-Chick Voice on any morning zoo!
Swivel sounds like H Jon Benjamin (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0071304/).
I laughed, I cried, I might have pissed myself.

Now I've got to go fart and speak dirty to my mailman, he's been smiling too much at me.

Satan,

Holy shit, Swivel does sound like H. John Benjamin. I knew he sounded like someone I was familiar with, but just couldn't place it.

[swivel]

Very entertaining. Impqueen does indeed sound like a morning show chick, Morbid and Swivel could do voiceovers for NASCAR ;)

Do I have a Southern accent? Because people in the South think I have a fucking British accent.

[Mom of 4]

Do I have a Southern accent? Because people in the South think I have a fucking British accent.


Well this Canadian woman thinks you sound like a hawt southerner.:wink: For what that's worth to ya.:p

[Hippiepoet]

Do I have a Southern accent? Because people in the South think I have a fucking British accent.

I did not hear the Southern accent in you, Swivel. Just that deep and fantastically sure sound in your voice. Now Morbid on the other hand......so Southern and it was quite sexy. If I had a cock, I am sure I would have a huge hard on from listening to all three of you talking. Yeppers it was that damn good!:D

[What Would Satan Do]

Satan,
Holy shit, Swivel does sound like H. John Benjamin. I knew he sounded like someone I was familiar with, but just couldn't place it.

To be honest I only half heard most of the first segment because I was trying to place the voice.
Then I only half heard the rest because I kept waiting for Swivel to say:
"Brandon, never get a tattoo of a cheese cow on your arm."
But somehow it never came up.

Morbid's the only one I thought had an accent.
I vaguely remember thinking Imp had the slightest accent when I first talked to her, but I don't hear it anymore.
'Course I'm a New Yawwka' what da fook do I know? :whistle:

[impqueen]

Morbid's the only one I thought had an accent.
I vaguely remember thinking Imp had the slightest accent when I first talked to her, but I don't hear it anymore.
'Course I'm a New Yawwka' what da fook do I know? :whistle:

WhatEVER. I don't notice yours anymore either. That's what ten hours a week will do to ya.

Now call me up and say something funny.

[Morbid]

Have fun. The second one has been posted.
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2008/05/19/dreamin-demon-podcast-51808/

[swivel]

Woo-Hooo! I can't wait to hear it! What did we talk about?

[impqueen]

gawDAMN, i'm loud. I thought I had my output set better than that.

Sorry 'bout that, y'all. Next time, it's my turn to whisper!

[So Jaded]

OMFG!! The email theater....LMMFAO!!!!! :rofl:

[swivel]

gawDAMN, i'm loud. I thought I had my output set better than that.

Sorry 'bout that, y'all. Next time, it's my turn to whisper!

No problem. Most of us skip your bits...

[Death Angel]

Love The PodCast :great:

[Kathy]

My favorite lines from the e-mail theatre:

"they were not happy a-boot it"

"backwoods sister fucker"

"eh"

and

"Oooohhhhhh!!!" LMAO!

It was Awesome.

[impqueen]

No problem. Most of us skip your bits...

:(

yeah, that's probably true. sigh.

[Lizard]

:(

yeah, that's probably true. sigh.

I've always gotten the distinct impression that people were having a hard time tearing themselves away from your "bits."

[nurseronda]

:(

yeah, that's probably true. sigh.
That's not true Imp, I really enjoy listening to your bits in this podcast. Don't tell the boy's, but you outshine them both at times...:D

[impqueen]

Ah, no worries. But thank you :)

Swivel's just mean to me because he hopes I like it.

[Lizard]

Ah, no worries. But thank you :)

Swivel's just mean to me because he hopes I like it.

Do you? I won't tell him what you say, promise!

[Mom of 4]

Well I posted this on the front page but I thought I would post it here too.

LMAO Good job again guys. OK you had to know I was going to critique your “Canadian” accents in your skit right??

Swivel - Not to enlarge your helmet or anything but you could pass for a Canadian. Of the 3 of you I would say you have no accent, which I suppose coming from me means you talk like me.

Imp - LMAO at all the “eh’s”. What’s funny is I don’t know anyone here who says “eh”. Sort of a pop culture thing from the early eighties. You don’t really have an accent by my standards anyway. You have a radio voice though, it’s very clear and articulate….of and SEXY!!

Morbid - You my friend could never pass for a Canuck! LOL Your accent is very southern and reminds me of a cowboy, or a cowboy fantasy I have. It’s just masculine and sexy with a southern drawl.

[swivel]

Ah, no worries. But thank you :)

Swivel's just mean to me because he hopes I like it.

Am I right? Am I?

[Harley_Tech]

I'll admit that was the first time I've ever listen to any podcast from anyone. Now I think I'm hooked.

You had me talking back to the confuser as if you could hear me. :)

I'm interested in the equipment used and the technical side of doing it. Is there anything 'special" used to produce it?

Maybe for the future a place to host user submited pocasts? Say when a story envokes such emotion as to drive one to rant about it in a podcast? {wait, that could be out of control in a hurry}

Imp's input was a tad loud, and swivel's was a tad low. Morbid's was ok-slightly low. IMO Music was a touch loud, but then again I'm more of a country music kinda guy.

Keep in mind that since moving I have not hooked up the Bose and I'm using crappy speakers built into the monitor, so that could be my problem with the audio.

R

[Hippiepoet]

Again I loved the Podcast....it is the best thing evah!!!!

I did hear Imp pretty loud this time and Swivel was pretty low. Morbid...not to increase your already big fucking head size....but darling you sounded perrrrrrffffeeeecccttttt.

You guys are a fucking hell of a team. You work so well together on these things.

And the Email skit.....fucking original and highly hilarious. Damn, that was just farfuckingout!


Keep 'em coming folks.:)


Peace~
Hippie

[Lizard]

If you guys don't promise more Demon Podcast Theatre, I am going to shoot myself.

[CPL CHUD]

I really think you should of read the email backwards. It was code.

[Harley_Tech]

If you guys don't promise more Demon Podcast Theatre, I am going to shoot myself.

Yeah! If you guys don't promise more Demon Podcast Theatre, I am going to shoot Lizard. :D

R

[Lizard]

Yeah! If you guys don't promise more Demon Podcast Theatre, I am going to shoot Lizard. :D

R

See! I'll be shot TWICE! And maybe DEAD!

[Morbid]

The volume issue is mine. Since we all three use different equipment and hardware (not me and Imp, though) and we all are probably recording at different levels, when I get all the tracks, our levels are whacked. In actuality, Swivel is perfect aside from his mic picking up either air or rubbing against his face (or dick if you talk to him). Imp's is great as she has a great voice, but her mic picks up her headphones when she is not talking. Mine do the same thing, but just like in real life and on the phone, when I get going, I am hard to shut up and I start YELLING into whatever device is handy...a phone...a mic...your ear...

I have never done this before so we are all kinda learning as we go. The issue with this one was that it was recorded over three days. That's why our voices sound different in some spots.

For the next one, we have already learned a system that should keep the volumes better. In fact, I may replace the one we have right now with an updated one with the volumes corrected. We'll see.

Bare with us...we are kinda going into this like we do everything else with this site. Completely blind.

[Lizard]

Bare with us...we are kinda going into this like we do everything else with this site. Completely bind.

Let's save the bareness for RLD, shall we?

No comment on the "completely bind."

[Harley_Tech]

The volume issue is mine. Since we all three use different equipment and hardware (not me and Imp, though) and we all are probably recording at different levels, when I get all the tracks, our levels are whacked.
Bare with us...we are kinda going into this like we do everything else with this site. Completely blind.

Hope my comments were not taken as complaining. Simply providing feedback to assist with improving the product.

Well, that and I think everyone loves my opinion as much as I do. :D

R

[Lizard]

Well, that and I think everyone loves my opinion as much as I do. :D

I fucking hope so, or I'm going to wind up with two bullet wounds.

[AnalBreeze]

Guys, Great job again! :D

[swivel]

People can still hear me?

I'll try to be quieter next time...

[Morbid]

Hope my comments were not taken as complaining.

Hell no, Harley. Feedback is what we need. We know that it will take a handful of these before we get the hang of things, so we fully expected some rough work in the beginning. I appreciate you commenting at all and glad it pulled you back out of the woodwork.

[impqueen]

Yeah, i was cringing at my volume by the end, no lie. Between that and Gone Baby, Gone i was ready to slit my wrists and call it a night. (Great movie, by the way, just what I needed after a full day of Amber Alerts and babykillers.)

I would like to point out that Morbid added a lot of extra "eh"s I never said. But it was funny, eh? The entire of my Canadian imitation experience comes from Kids In The Hall.

I think i might be in love with Morbid's friend who played Venditta. Especially when the drawl comes through. I need pics and an IQ score on that guy.

And i respectfully decline to answer re: whether i like it when Swivel's mean to me, because if I say no, he gets meaner, and if I say yes, he gets meaner. ;)

Next time we do Email Theater, I wanna play the GIRL.

[What Would Satan Do]

My new occupation? Graphics Researcher!

[KillBill20]

Bare with us...we are kinda going into this like we do everything else with this site. Completely blind.

http://www.rhythm.com/~roberto/images/daredevil2.jpg

I find that statement to be completely offensive! Asshole!

~DD

[Kathy]

I LOVE the latest podcast.

Hippie's voice is sooo soothing, even when she is talking about some pretty heinous shit.

[impqueen]

I LOVE the latest podcast.

Hippie's voice is sooo soothing, even when she is talking about some pretty heinous shit.

I kind of liked it, even though I think there were parts where i was clearly dozing off while we were talking (it was late, y'all, really).

I do love Hippie's voice. Hippie and swivel could do a duet. Heh.

[Hippiepoet]

I do love Hippie's voice. Hippie and swivel could do a duet. Heh.

A duet with Swivel, what a thought......I think I just came:tongue1:



:hippie:

[Hippiepoet]

I LOVE the latest podcast.

Hippie's voice is sooo soothing, even when she is talking about some pretty heinous shit.

Thank you, Kathy. Really. I was so pleased to do it.
:hippie:

[So Jaded]

Hippie....you should record children's books. Such a beautiful, soothing and relaxing voice! Lovely poem as well. Great job!! :love2::thumb:

[swivel]

Hippie....you should record children's books. Such a beautiful, soothing and relaxing voice! Lovely poem as well. Great job!! :love2::thumb:

Yeah... I can hear it now...

"I won't eat fucking green eggs and ham. I won't eat them on the fucking bus, I won't eat them in the fucking tree, now get the fuck away from me...."

[Hippiepoet]

Yeah... I can hear it now...

"I won't eat fucking green eggs and ham. I won't eat them on the fucking bus, I won't eat them in the fucking tree, now get the fuck away from me...."


hahahahahahahhahahahahaa:pound:

[Sea Hag]

Little late to the party because I try to stay away from the front page due to it doing nothing but anger me but I just listened to the 3rd podcast. Kudos Morbid, Swiv & Imp. For an hour long show there were practically no awkward pauses. You guys flow really well with one another.

And Kudos to you too Hippie for reducing my manhood down to this:

YouTube - Mike Schmidt retires