Hello people

[mammasweets]

I give in....

After much stalling I am introducing myself. I am a 31yr old stay at home mom with 4 young boys, 2 dogs and a demonic cat who attacks strangers. I am a crime forum junkie who reads more than I find great stories to posts. I should work on that. I like long walks in the rain, candlelit dinners and being an all around ass. My hobbies include gawking at fat people in tight inappropriate clothes, writing short stories, reading anything I can get my hands on, going off on random tangents, being quirky and doing the running man to embarrass my nieces. I'm good like that. My favorite word is onomatopoeia cause it's fun to say and looked kick ass on Batman when I was little. What doesn't everyone have a favorite word?

[impqueen]

Mamma,

Welcome! I love you already. Hang out more, willya? :heart:

my favorite word is "sesquepedelian". So yeah. :D

[So Jaded]

My favorite word is 'fuck'.......because you can use it in almost every sentence. :D

[maryhaze]

hey, i'ma fat bitch that wears really inappropriate clothing. i do it to embarrass my kids. i have many demonic dogs. my fave phrase is "get the fuck away from me". do i qualify to be a friend????

[ashdavus]

spend a few days at any all inclusive mexican resort. Sit near the all you can eat buffet. That's where the fat people in inapproriate swimwear are. We're talking looks-like-a-stuffed-sausage inappropriate. NO offense to anyone...most of my family and in-laws are heavy.

[maryhaze]

i'm just built like a peasant, which is kind of where i come from. irish/german biiiig boobs, got hips. yeah i'm a peasant. & unless you abuse animals, you are never gonna offend me. want a german shepherd?????:D

[ashdavus]

can't have a dog right now, or a cat (boo hoo). But if you know of anywhere I can find some free biiiig boobs...we'll I might just go for that.

[maryhaze]

all i can do is show you mine. but dh is sleeping now & i don't know how to post pix.

[Angel]

My favorite word is 'fuck'.......because you can use it in almost every sentence. :D

I'm with SJ, I like the word fuck, and all of the other words that havr 'fuck' in them (-tard, -wad, -head, etc.). And I like the word cunt. And bullshit. And damn, hell, dick, shit, piss, and ass. And all of thee other really offensive words. Oh, and I also like the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Because my girls make me laugh when they try to say it. And because I get really strange looks when I walk up to random people and say that word to them for no reason at all. :D

Anyway, Welcome, Mammasweets. I really like you. I like talking to you in the chatroom. Angel hugs and kisses for mamma.....:angel:

[Lizard]

Angel, don't forget "fuckwit." Very useful, that one.

I live to serve the Angel....

[Death Angel]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/DeathAngelOfLight/DDsig-1.png

My hobbies include gawking at fat people in tight inappropriate clothes.
and heres a fat person to gawk at

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7737/fatwomentryingtogetpantwu4.jpg

[mammasweets]

hey, i'ma fat bitch that wears really inappropriate clothing. i do it to embarrass my kids. i have many demonic dogs. my fave phrase is "get the fuck away from me". do i qualify to be a friend????

Do you put out? AW, shucks you can be my friend.

My favorite word is 'fuck'.......because you can use it in almost every sentence. :D

It's fun to do/say and the thought makes me ask random people if they put out.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/DeathAngelOfLight/DDsig-1.png


and heres a fat person to gawk at

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7737/fatwomentryingtogetpantwu4.jpg

Just because I wanted to see her struggle again. I don't think a hanger or pliers is getting that gap to close.

Thank you for the warm welcome.

[mammasweets]

I just wanted to add a picture from my last vacation. I'm the one on the far left cuddling the apron of the girl next to me. Damn, homegurl has a front butt.

http://www.zanyvideos.com/uploads/fat_woman_in_bikinis.jpg

[swivel]

my favorite word is "sesquepedelian". So yeah. :D

Does that mean "loves to misspell long words"? :p

[Hippiepoet]

Mamma, you know I loves you sister....your name gets me every time.
I shall always picture you at a hippie fest with a basket of ganja goo balls. Mammasweets, yes indeed.

Favorite word....I gotta go with SoJaded here. Favorite word has always been FUCK. It says so much.

I also like Fuck you
Fuck off

and my great combo word jesusfuckingchrist.

I'm glad you found us.:p

[mammasweets]

Mamma, you know I loves you sister....your name gets me every time.
I shall always picture you at a hippie fest with a basket of ganja goo balls. Mammasweets, yes indeed.

Favorite word....I gotta go with SoJaded here. Favorite word has always been FUCK. It says so much.

I also like Fuck you
Fuck off

and my great combo word jesusfuckingchrist.

I'm glad you found us.:p

My growing and baking days have wained. I do make a killer brownie though. Chocolate, Marshmellow and whipping creme. MMMMM! I just turned into Homer.

[maryhaze]

Do you put out? AW, shucks you can be my friend.

(snipped for space)

Thank you for the warm welcome.

actually i did use to put out very frequently in my former life as a groupie. now, not so much, but maybe i'll make an exception for you!:p oh yeah, & for lizard, & swivel cuz he wanted to marry me a couple days ago. oh fuck, i'm a whore!!!!

[swivel]

& swivel cuz he wanted to marry me a couple days ago. oh fuck, i'm a whore!!!!

I didn't know you were a whore. Can we skip the marriage bit, then?

[maryhaze]

i don't know where my 6" bright red, fuck-me pumps are anymore, will sneakers do??????

[swivel]

i don't know where my 6" bright red, fuck-me pumps are anymore, will sneakers do??????

Just dress up like Miley Cyrus for me.

[mammasweets]

Very fitting. My intro as been reduced to fuck me pumps and random sex. Rock on and take pictures. I am all for living in sin. er... I mean...10 hail Mary's and a whole lot of guilt for you two. tsk tsk

wink wink

[What Would Satan Do]

Very fitting. My intro as been reduced to fuck me pumps and random sex. ......

Yep, that's a Welcome in true DD style!!

[crimenthusiast]

Welcome mammasweets.......

Okay, I too am a fat bitch....but do not wear clothing that is too small for me....LOL I have a friend at work who yells at me if my clothes are too big. She is my "personal dresser"....she has taught me over the years that you can be "large" and still look nice.

I too like the word fuck! My favorite word to use around my last boyfriend was cocksucker...it just fit way too much....:D The other word I use alot now is Asshat...my older son used that word a long time ago, and I thought he had made it up. Then I saw people here using it so, I knew it was a "real" word.

I don't have fuck me pumps, but I have a pair of fuck me boots that I wore with a short black skirt I had...my ex really liked that outfit...LOL

So, again, welcome...hope to chat with you again sometime soon.

PS.....can I be your friend too...i'll pay ya......:p

[maryhaze]

come on Mamma, you wanna join in??? i know you do......

[maryhaze]

Welcome mammasweets.......

Okay, I too am a fat bitch....but do not wear clothing that is too small for me....LOL I have a friend at work who yells at me if my clothes are too big. She is my "personal dresser"....she has taught me over the years that you can be "large" and still look nice.

I too like the word fuck! My favorite word to use around my last boyfriend was cocksucker...it just fit way too much....:D The other word I use alot now is Asshat...my older son used that word a long time ago, and I thought he had made it up. Then I saw people here using it so, I knew it was a "real" word.

I don't have fuck me pumps, but I have a pair of fuck me boots that I wore with a short black skirt I had...my ex really liked that outfit...LOL

So, again, welcome...hope to chat with you again sometime soon.

PS.....can I be your friend too...i'll pay ya......:p

ooohhhhh baby, i'll buy you fishnets & garters. man, you fucking people so bring out my inner slut!

[mammasweets]

Welcome mammasweets.......

Okay, I too am a fat bitch....but do not wear clothing that is too small for me....LOL I have a friend at work who yells at me if my clothes are too big. She is my "personal dresser"....she has taught me over the years that you can be "large" and still look nice.

I too like the word fuck! My favorite word to use around my last boyfriend was cocksucker...it just fit way too much....:D The other word I use alot now is Asshat...my older son used that word a long time ago, and I thought he had made it up. Then I saw people here using it so, I knew it was a "real" word.

I don't have fuck me pumps, but I have a pair of fuck me boots that I wore with a short black skirt I had...my ex really liked that outfit...LOL

So, again, welcome...hope to chat with you again sometime soon.

PS.....can I be your friend too...i'll pay ya......:p

Please insert the money into the slot.

There is a certain store where I live that whenever you go into it no matter how you look you are the prom queen. I'm talking sweat pants, tube tops, half their teeth, side ponytails, chronic rot breath, emphysema coughing, dirty only in a diaper babies...I think you get the picture. THOSE are the ones I like to gwak at. I'm not saying Big girl who takes care of herself and doesn't have "the smell". I lost a toddler in baby weight this year so I completely understand. Also, my sister would rather wear a brown paper bag instead of something flattering but that was before she took over my clothes that were too big for me. She now looks like me and I would say she looks damn fine. She has also lost a toddler in weight but she's a couple inches taller so it's spread different.

[mammasweets]

come on Mamma, you wanna join in??? i know you do......

Why, i have no clue what you could be taking about.

*said while taking top off slowly and dropping a pencil on the ground*

[crimenthusiast]

Please insert the money into the slot.

There is a certain store where I live that whenever you go into it no matter how you look you are the prom queen. I'm talking sweat pants, tube tops, half their teeth, side ponytails, chronic rot breath, emphysema coughing, dirty only in a diaper babies...I think you get the picture. THOSE are the ones I like to gwak at. I'm not saying Big girl who takes care of herself and doesn't have "the smell". I lost a toddler in baby weight this year so I completely understand. Also, my sister would rather wear a brown paper bag instead of something flattering but that was before she took over my clothes that were too big for me. She now looks like me and I would say she looks damn fine. She has also lost a toddler in weight but she's a couple inches taller so it's spread different.


I totally understood what you meant...LOL I swear if I ever looked like that, I would kill myself. But unfortunately in today's world, if you don't look like a Baribe doll you are too fat. Glad I finally got over my complex.....didn't help much either that the guys I was meeting online were total assholes who really cared about how someone looked. I say there loss, not mine.....

[maryhaze]

Why, i have no clue what you could be taking about.

*said while taking top off slowly and dropping a pencil on the ground*

a pencil huh? i never have any writing utensils around here. just a thought.

[jlt080405]

have to agree with fuck -- so warm fucking welcome ;)

[nurseronda]

Welcome Mammasweets. Nice to have another person here, just makes coming here and reading the posts more interesting. :smile:

[Nell]

Welcome mama! I personally went from weighing 100lbs to 165lbs in the last year. But I love it! I actually have hips and ass now! So, everyone feel free to call me a big girl!:p

[lisaznola]

HI!
"I'm talking sweat pants, tube tops, half their teeth, side ponytails, chronic rot breath, emphysema coughing"
Bourbon Street on a summer Wednesday Night!
;)
And, they'll flash you there!
:eek:

My favorite word is cunt.
A female saying "Oh, she's a cunt", or "Dirty cunt-rag", or,, I guess you get the idea gets such a great reaction face! I love it and say it as often as I can.

[TheLittleFriend]

Welcome Mamma :D

[mammasweets]

Ahh, dirty cunt as such a nice ring to it.

I'm very glad we all talk like sailors. Makes me feel like I'm not alone. :D

[Becca]

Welcome Mamma!

My fave word is twatwaffle, though Lizard taught me cootercrepe the other night and I think that has a nice ring to it too :)

[mammasweets]

Welcome Mamma!

My fave word is twatwaffle, though Lizard taught me cootercrepe the other night and I think that has a nice ring to it too :)


Lizard is good at expanding your vocabulary.

[Zora]

Nice to meet you, Mammasweets. :smile:

Since we're listing, my favorite word is 'motherfucker'. Seems like I use it hourly these days.

(But you really haven't heard 'motherfucker' until you've heard Kathy say it.)

[What Would Satan Do]

Ahh, dirty cunt as such a nice ring to it.

I'm very glad we all talk like sailors. Makes me feel like I'm not alone. :D

I've got to agree with the others who chose Fuck as their favorite word.
It's just so fucking versatile!
I love driving down the road in my convertible with the top down (it's hard to find a car my giant head and horns fit in), when someone else on the road pisses me off, I stand up, flip them the double bird (with proper technique) and roar...
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!

[Mom of 4]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? Mamma, my soul sister! I think we were seperated at birth. We both seem to be dirty foul mouthed oversexed bitches. :666: So glad you are here!

[mammasweets]

How the fuck did I miss this thread? Mamma, my soul sister! I think we were seperated at birth. We both seem to be dirty foul mouthed oversexed bitches. :666: So glad you are here!


Yes my dear. We both a wonderful understanding of our THANK YOU buttons and how to work them. ;)

[mammasweets]

I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get
ridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fat
girl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'm
skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like
the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't
faze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my own
dance.

(chorus)
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do the
Humpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know what
were doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the Humpty
Hump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.

[Abroad]

What tune does that go to?

[Nell]

My favorite word is shenanigans. It makes me happy to say it. Shenanagins!

[silvahalo68]

:welcome: Hi ya sweets! you sound so not boring and real. Welcome to the site. My favorite word as of late is "HONEYPEPPERS". My 4yr. old says this when he talks about "Jalapenos", you know the good stuff in salsa. Anywho...good to have you at the D&D.

[mammasweets]

What tune does that go to?

Sorry I missed this...

YouTube - Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (1990)