My name is Indrid Cold, and I'm about to lie to you

[IndridCold]

Morbid has already posted an intro and I have a first post up at the blog, but I thought I'd do a formal howdy post here.

The lie I refer to in the title line above is my name. It isn't Indrid Cold, that's for sure. Many people might know that I pulled that one out of John Keel's book, The Mothman Prophecies (Richard Gere was in a crappy movie based on the book a few years ago).

I'm a professional writer, though I don't know that it will always show when I post, here or at the blog. That's why we perfessional-types have us some editors what to fix our grammar n' spellin' and all.

So here's what I'll tell you:

-- I'm around the same age as Morbid. Maybe a little older.
-- I'm pasty and male. I'm 6'0" but that doesn't tell you much, because so are several million other pasty guys out there.
-- I live in a haunted house. That's neither here nor there, but it's pretty fucking cool.
-- I won't be able to post as often as Imp -- but then again, she does have "queen" in her name. Think about chess -- if Imp is the Impqueen of blogging at DD, I'm merely a rook, at best. Still, I'll try to keep it regular, like my grandpa after his prunejuice.
-- Unlike a lot of people who get paid to write, I won't pimp the day job here. I say this because I've noticed how writers will do that, and it just kind of pisses me off. Also, you'd know my real name, then.
-- I am about as voracious a reader as you will ever meet.
-- Everyone says it, I mean it; I like all kinds of music. Seriously. It's a little weird. I've got mp3s of everyone from Kanye West to Frank Zappa, Yo-Yo Ma to Imogene Heap. With Metallica, Van Halen (when they were good) and Led Zeppelin thrown in. I'll stop now, the list would get ridiculous.
-- While I read everything I can get my hands on, I have a preference for true crime, crime fiction, horror, suspense and history. I also read biographies and have a weird affinity for stories about pandemics and plagues. I've read a lot of books about the 1918 influenza pandemic and the Black Death.
-- I'm a bit of a movie buff. Some recent favorites include No Country for Old Men, Capote, Zodiac, The Grudge and The Ring. J-Horror can be awesome because the Japanese managed to turn the genre on its end and bring some original cinematography, original concepts to the horror movie. It was getting kinda stale.
-- I do watch more TV than I should. I'm embarrassed by how much I like South Park and Adult Swim.

That's all I can think of without giving away the farm. You got questions, ask 'em -- I reserve the right to not answer, of course.

IC

[nurseronda]

Welcome to the site.:D

[Morbid]

Aside from the first half of your music list, and going by your reading, movie and television tastes...we may be brothers. Did your dad happen to impregnate a young Spanish girl in Madrid? :)

[dop]

Welcome to the board.

[Dr. Salvador]

welcome

1. i would have left a space between the words Indrid and Cold, but other than that its a great name, and i wish i had thought of it first. so go fuck yourself.

2. personally, i liked the movie, even though i realize i am in the minority report on that one.

3. i got nothing.

[IndridCold]

Aside from the first half of your music list, and going by your reading, movie and television tastes...we may be brothers. Did your dad happen to impregnate a young Spanish girl in Madrid? :)

Dude, knowing my dad, I wouldn't freaking rule it out. He was a major pimp back in the day, has a thing for European and latino women, and has been to every continent save Antarctica. My mom is a saint for having stayed with his dog-ass.

[Kathy]

What a great intro.

As far as being pasty, this is the internet, it pretty much goes without saying that you are going to be pasty.

Admitting that you like Kanye West scores you big points with me. Around here that is akin to saying you wear adult diapers at night because you wet the bed. Unfortunately, some of the guys may demand that you turn in your man card. Just a warning. But don't worry I'll loan you a purse and some heels, you'll fit in with the ladies just fine.

However, your avatar frightens me. I will have to skip your forum posts in order to save myself from bad childhood memories and nightmares. If you do see some of my responses to your posts just be aware that it is probably drunk chat night and my bravery to look a psycho clown in the face is probably coming from a bottle of the truck. I can not be held responsible for any incoherent babbling and I reserve the right to deny any and all things said during those times. Deal? Cool.

Welcome.

[maryhaze]

ooooh, baby you tell me your haunted house stories & i'll tell you mine. this house is older than dirt & the dead outnumber the living here. & welcome!:)

[Lizard]

ooooh, baby you tell me your haunted house stories & i'll tell you mine.

I hope swivel doesn't read this. He probably would be jealous.

[Unamused Cat]

Welcome to the board IC. :)

[impqueen]

Indrid,

Welcome to the site! I've said it elsewhere, but I'm really glad you're here.

Things you should know:

I am handcuffed to the couch for hours a day or until my posting quota is met. Beware, or the same thing could happen to you. Especially if you look hot in Kathy's heels.

Speaking of the couch.. I'd avoid it unless you bring nonoxynol-9 and Clorox wipes. Even then, it's sketchy when Morbid gets lonely.

You have the awesome taste in music. Just noting.

If you are a panty collector, you can totally expand your collection here.

Perhaps most importantly, Drunken Chat is at random, but almost always on Thursday, Friday, and/or Saturday nights. We may call other nights depending on personal circumstances (drunk, or bored).

I am not as insane as Morbid said I was, and yes, I am who you think I am.

Welcome!

[swivel]

Welcome to the site.

If you can't get enough of reading, check in on our book club. We are doing our first book right now: "The Dark Side of Man" by Michael P. Ghiglieri

The books I have lined up are a non-fiction tour of what makes the human race capable of the crimes you guys write about on the front page. Some of the books upcoming: "Beyond Revenge", "Why We Lie", "The Myth of Monogamy", "The Natural History of Rape", and "Predictably Irrational".

Just don't let any of your reading take up time better spent writing for our esteemed site. And, when you get a little harem of DD chicks chasing after you with their panties swinging around their heads, throw a fella a bone, would ya?

[Lizard]

And, when you get a little harem of DD chicks chasing after you with their panties swinging around their heads, throw a fella a bone, would ya?

Don't listen to him, Indrid Cold. swivel has a fucking brilliant wife who used to be a guy, so DD chicks swinging panties doesn't mean shit to him. Probably would drive him away. He's just trying to be nice in that skewed swivel way.

[Mom of 4]

Welcome, so glad you joined us here in the forum too. Loved your first story on the front page too.

I love your taste in music, books, movies and even your avatar. Freaky ass clowns don't scare me though.:D

[Zora]

Oh, holy hell ... it's a really scary clown avatar.

It could only be creepier if the clown is also a midget.

Welcome, IndridCold, AllOneWord.

[What Would Satan Do]

Being the Father Of All Lies, I take being lied to as a compliment!
so...
Welcome IC!

Voracious reader?
Varied musical taste?
[as]?
Awesome!

(so long as you like the good [as] not the anime [as]...well except Big O, Big O kicks ass!)
So what are your favorite [as] shows?

[ashdavus]

:D

[ashdavus]

Welcome to DD! I am something of a come and go...drifting between lurking and posting as I presently am homeless and living at the mercy of my in-laws. See...I lie too. I'm not REALLY homeless...my house is in Ohio. Unfortunately I live in Colorado.
I like your music list. I was fearful that I was the only wierdo who did odd things like having both Pachelbell in Canon D and Sir Mix a Lot on the same ipod! I don't feel like such an oddball now.

[maryhaze]

I hope swivel doesn't read this. He probably would be jealous.

yeah, but Swivel hasn't seen my DD girls yet. hell, i'ma gonna share. but my hubby has to post the pix cuz i'm a computer moron.:p crap, Swivel prolly likes little tiny, girly girls. any takers on a big-boobed, long blonde haired really cranky bitch????

[Lizard]

yeah, but Swivel hasn't seen my DD girls yet. hell, i'ma gonna share. but my hubby has to post the pix cuz i'm a computer moron.:p crap, Swivel prolly likes little tiny, girly girls. any takers on a big-boobed, long blonde haired really cranky bitch????

Can't say I usually swing in the female direction, but I'm gonna have to be a taker on this one!!!

[AnalBreeze]

Welcome and I love your taste in movies! :D

[IndridCold]

What a great intro.

As far as being pasty, this is the internet, it pretty much goes without saying that you are going to be pasty.

Admitting that you like Kanye West scores you big points with me. Around here that is akin to saying you wear adult diapers at night because you wet the bed. Unfortunately, some of the guys may demand that you turn in your man card. Just a warning. But don't worry I'll loan you a purse and some heels, you'll fit in with the ladies just fine.

However, your avatar frightens me. I will have to skip your forum posts in order to save myself from bad childhood memories and nightmares. If you do see some of my responses to your posts just be aware that it is probably drunk chat night and my bravery to look a psycho clown in the face is probably coming from a bottle of the truck. I can not be held responsible for any incoherent babbling and I reserve the right to deny any and all things said during those times. Deal? Cool.

Welcome.

I'll beat the first sonofawhore who asks for my man card to death with this beautiful patent leather clutch I just got at Macy's. It will, at that time, contain a brick.

Just sayin. :D

And about the psycho clown -- I explain him thisaway: he's what I see whenever I see any clown, anywhere, no matter what the clown himself actually looks like.

Deal. Cool.

[maryhaze]

way cool, i can give you the name of a clown that i'd like to see beat to death. he's why i can't make hippie's patchouli soap.

[IndridCold]

Oh, holy hell ... it's a really scary clown avatar.

It could only be creepier if the clown is also a midget.

How do you know he's not?

Dude actually gets around using only his considerable maw o' teeth. He has a bit of an overbite, just juts that face out there and scoots.

He's not actually a dwarf, he's just missing his arms and legs. The folks at the circus tell me he lost them fondling one of the lions.

I could handle all that, I just find my clown avatar's taste in neoprene bodysuits with the arm and leg holes sewn shut even more disturbing than his toothy visage.

Hee. I used the word visage.

Maybe I need to go to bed now.

[IndridCold]

way cool, i can give you the name of a clown that i'd like to see beat to death. he's why i can't make hippie's patchouli soap.

Send that fucker my way. Gimme a minute to change into my flats, though. Indrid Cold can't bludgeon a bitch (in the non-gender specific sense of the word) with a brick-filled patent leather clutch unless Indrid has his flats on.

Indrid is going to quit talking in the 3rd person now. It's kinda clown-creepy, after a while.

You know, another reason I picked that avatar has to do with that old saying from Alice Cooper, "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." My avatar looks like the clown I useta imagine whenever I heard that line.

[IndridCold]

Being the Father Of All Lies, I take being lied to as a compliment!
so...
Welcome IC!

Voracious reader?
Varied musical taste?
[as]?
Awesome!

(so long as you like the good [as] not the anime [as]...well except Big O, Big O kicks ass!)
So what are your favorite [as] shows?

Howdy, O Bringer of Light.

I get queasy the moment anime hits the screen on AS. Even though my oldest son likes anime and draws it exceedingly well, it now only reminds me of a cannibal killer I once researched. Guy had a fetish for anime, manga, hentai.

My favorite AS shows are many and sometimes change -- ATHF, Tim & Eric (I do realize they are loathed by some), Metalocalypse... oh, I fucking LOVE Squidbillies. No one knows that Squidbillies is some of the most dead-on cultural satire ever put into a cartoon format. I like Moral Orel, Boondocks, the Oblongs, still like the Brak Show and Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I once worked with Eddie, the guy who did some of the music for some of these shows, and he was incredible. And pretty nucking futty.

In holy darkness,

IC

[maryhaze]

dude, flats or pumps i'll give you a complimentary blowjob!!!!!! one of my parrots is named Zorak. the lone locust of the apocolypse. & alice rocks the fuckin universe..........

[Angel]

Welcome! Be sure to write a story about a cussing Angel, and the evil people she smites with her flaming sword......er, tongue.....ummm, you know what I mean. Glad to have you here.

[IndridCold]

dude, flats or pumps i'll give you a complimentary blowjob!!!!!! one of my parrots is named Zorak. the lone locust of the apocolypse. & alice rocks the fuckin universe..........

ZOIKS, Raggie! And complimentary, no less. Tito, hand me a tissue, I think I'm coming down with a case of the vapors! :D

[IndridCold]

Welcome! Be sure to write a story about a cussing Angel, and the evil people she smites with her flaming sword......er, tongue.....ummm, you know what I mean. Glad to have you here.

All right now, how the hell did you know the plot of my first full-length work of fiction? A guy can't even write a novel anymore.. ;)

[Death Angel]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/DeathAngelOfLight/DDsig-1.png

[Becca]

Welcome Indrid! Unlike the other folks here, I have nothing witty and spectacular to say to welcome you, so .. ummm.. just go check out my boobs and imagine one nipple waving hello. Will that work?

[swivel]

Welcome Indrid! Unlike the other folks here, I have nothing witty and spectacular to say to welcome you, so .. ummm.. just go check out my boobs and imagine one nipple waving hello. Will that work?

You've got boob pics as well? Do we have any members that haven't shown their naked bods yet?

Damn, this is the best website on the Internets.

[Becca]

You've got boob pics as well?

Dayum dood, where you been? They've been up for like a month or so. Two sets actually :D

[Mom of 4]

Dayum dood, where you been? They've been up for like a month or so. Two sets actually :D

Christ I have admired them a few times Swivel! What the heck you been doing that you haven't seen Becca's lovely girls??:D

[Athena]

Um...Guys? I though we had established that, when we got cloning capability up and running, we were going to clone Imp, not Morbid...

This is just as well, I suppose. At least we know it works, now, and we can monitor for long-term side effects.

Welcome, IndridCold. Obviously, I missed this thread entirely.

[aspartame]

And, when you get a little harem of DD chicks chasing after you with their panties swinging around their heads, throw a fella a bone, would ya?

Just FYI my panties belong to Impy ONLY!

LOL!

[Nell]

Welcome! I haven't posted my boobs! No one has asked to see them.:( Boo Hoo (runs off crying).

[maryhaze]

Welcome! I haven't posted my boobs! No one has asked to see them.:( Boo Hoo (runs off crying).

i wanna see your boobies!!!!!!! tho no one has seen mine yet............(evil laugh).............:D

[swivel]

Dayum dood, where you been? They've been up for like a month or so. Two sets actually :D

I guess I spend most of my time in the "For the Ladies" thread...




(mostly looking at myself, to be honest)

[Zora]

How do you know he's not?

Dude actually gets around using only his considerable maw o' teeth. He has a bit of an overbite, just juts that face out there and scoots.

He's not actually a dwarf, he's just missing his arms and legs. The folks at the circus tell me he lost them fondling one of the lions.

So yeah, the idea of a creepy clown that scoots around with no arms and legs is so very disturbing. Shiver-inducing, it is.

But thank you, THANK YOU, for the whole "not a dwarf" thing.

Midgets are my worst nightmare. I am not ashamed.

[IndridCold]

Um...Guys? I though we had established that, when we got cloning capability up and running, we were going to clone Imp, not Morbid...

This is just as well, I suppose. At least we know it works, now, and we can monitor for long-term side effects.

Welcome, IndridCold. Obviously, I missed this thread entirely.

Actually, now that I've been reminded of Imp's hair, eye, & skin color, it is far more likely that I'd be a clone of her, with the chromosomes altered to make me male. Since she and I share the exact same hair, eye, and skin color.

No, we are not related. As far as I know. For some weird reason, people often assume redheads are related -- in a way they never seem to do with blonds and brunettes. I guess we could all one day in the fraternity of the grand order of the melanoma if we don't wear sunblock, but I digress :p

[IndridCold]

Dayum dood, where you been? They've been up for like a month or so. Two sets actually :D

Yep. That was my favorite message board thread in the entire history of message board threads, I do believe. I just now got tired of clicking the little "thanks" buttons.:D

[impqueen]

Yep. That was my favorite message board thread in the entire history of message board threads, I do believe. I just now got tired of clicking the little "thanks" buttons.:D

"clicking the thanks button" is my new favorite euphemism.

"No, honey, not now.. I just spent all afternoon clickin' the thanks button. Give me a minute."

[aspartame]

I do believe. I just now got tired of clicking the little "thanks" buttons.:D

I never ever get tired of clicking my "thanks" button!

im not sayin im just sayin!


HAHAHA

[IndridCold]

"clicking the thanks button" is my new favorite euphemism.

"No, honey, not now.. I just spent all afternoon clickin' the thanks button. Give me a minute."

"I'd click that 'thanks' button like the fist of an angry god."

[Becca]

I haven't posted my boobs! No one has asked to see them.:( Boo Hoo (runs off crying).

If you're breathing, rest assured we wanna see your boobs. We're equal opportunity oglers here. So hit drunken chat one night, then flash us. PUHLEEEZ :D

[IndridCold]

If you're breathing, rest assured we wanna see your boobs. We're equal opportunity oglers here. So hit drunken chat one night, then flash us. PUHLEEEZ :D

Let me note for the record, so other guys may get a clue -- I have discussed this with lovers and wives, and it seems almost universally true; wimminfolk don't like seein peckers near as much as menfolk like seein boobies.

There will always be exceptions. But this is the reason that even though I'm happy with what I have (he has served me and others well on many man-slutty adventures), I will never post a pecker pic on the Internetzages. Penises can be interesting, impressive, jealousy-inducing for some men -- but oft-times they're just funny.

On the face of it, this seems rather unfair to women. But I have now been told by several perfectly heterosexual women that even though they have no interest in sailing the sapphic seas themselves, they DO like to look at teh boobies. A few reactions to Becca's pics where she's posted them seem to support this. Lovin teh boobiez is universal.

Here endeth the homily, yo.

[Nell]

I love boobies so much my lesbian sisters ex girlfriend used to let me touch them when we were drunk. Sigh. I wish they hadn't broken up just for that reason.

[Zora]

wimminfolk don't like seein peckers near as much as menfolk like seein boobies.

On the face of it, this seems rather unfair to women. But I have now been told by several perfectly heterosexual women that even though they have no interest in sailing the sapphic seas themselves, they DO like to look at teh boobies.


IndridCold does speaketh the truth. So says Zora.

[Athena]

No, we are not related. As far as I know. For some weird reason, people often assume redheads are related -- in a way they never seem to do with blonds and brunettes. I guess we could all one day in the fraternity of the grand order of the melanoma if we don't wear sunblock, but I digress :p

My best friend, Jessica, is a redhead, and steeped in all that is redhead tradition. She was even a competitive Scottish dancer in high school. Anyhoo, we were at Trader Joe's buying some Three Buck Chuck last evening when she suddenly exclaims, "There he is!" Well, "he" happens to be a checker who was less than friendly with Jessica, most recently. She turns to me and says (with a smirk), "He's a redhead! I mean, doesn't he know? We all catch enough flak from everyone else that we are NOT supposed to be mean to each other."

We giggled. But, dude - if you start a frat, let me know. Jessica will totally want in. :p

[Mom of 4]

Oh I have always loved looking at the boobies. :D I quite frankly enjoy looking at naked women and my hubby loooooves that about me too!:p

I have always had a great appreciation for the male body too. Show me one standing at attention and I will admire it I am not going to lie. I can however get aroused looking at other parts of the male anatomy too. Love a nice ass, mouth, hands, chest and muscular abs very much too.:D

[mammasweets]

"I'd click that 'thanks' button like the fist of an angry god."

I have to get away from this place. It's doing my roaring libido no good today. Mighty vivid visual with this one. My Thank you button thanks you.

Let me note for the record, so other guys may get a clue -- I have discussed this with lovers and wives, and it seems almost universally true; wimminfolk don't like seein peckers near as much as menfolk like seein boobies.

There will always be exceptions. But this is the reason that even though I'm happy with what I have (he has served me and others well on many man-slutty adventures), I will never post a pecker pic on the Internetzages. Penises can be interesting, impressive, jealousy-inducing for some men -- but oft-times they're just funny.

On the face of it, this seems rather unfair to women. But I have now been told by several perfectly heterosexual women that even though they have no interest in sailing the sapphic seas themselves, they DO like to look at teh boobies. A few reactions to Becca's pics where she's posted them seem to support this. Lovin teh boobiez is universal.

Here endeth the homily, yo.

I like it all. I can appreciate attractiveness in whatever shape it takes. Minus the fruit bowl shot, of course.:eek: That does nothing for me. :D

[IndridCold]

My best friend, Jessica, is a redhead, and steeped in all that is redhead tradition. She was even a competitive Scottish dancer in high school. Anyhoo, we were at Trader Joe's buying some Three Buck Chuck last evening when she suddenly exclaims, "There he is!" Well, "he" happens to be a checker who was less than friendly with Jessica, most recently. She turns to me and says (with a smirk), "He's a redhead! I mean, doesn't he know? We all catch enough flak from everyone else that we are NOT supposed to be mean to each other."

We giggled. But, dude - if you start a frat, let me know. Jessica will totally want in. :p

My best friend for much of high school was a black dude. He was exceptionally good looking, and even though we were in a large Southern City and few folks were enlightened, he could have his pick of the fillies, white, black, latina, or Afghanistani. (He stole one of my girlfriends, in fact, so I made out with his ex.)

I noticed that when he'd pass another black dude in the hall, he'd do a quick nod or jut his chin. Even say hello. Then I noticed him doing it at the mall when we were hanging out one day. I asked him if he knew the guy, and he said no. So I wondered aloud why he nodded to someone he didn't know. He looked at me like I was an idiot. 'He's a brotha,' was the response, though I think it was more detailed.

Then it hit me that redheads sometimes did this too. I know it sounds weird, since we're the archetypal cracker (Cletus the Slack-jawed yokel on the Simpsons -- a redhead) and plain ole pasty white folk, but I've been doing it all my life. A sorta rueful look passes between carrot-tops, sometimes a smile.

And we rarely date each other, at least in my experience. I dated a STUNNING redhead when I was a junior in high school. On the one hand, it was an incredibly erotic relationship in a very vain sorta way, but we also had to deal with people saying things like, "I've never seen such an affectionate brother and sister."

Yeah. Ew. An old lady said that to me and my girlfriend while we were looking at clothes in a department store, and I immediately started making out with her. My girlfriend, not the old lady. I'll save my story about the woman who was 15 years my senior for another day (spoiler: I was already in my 20s, so it wouldn't be a good story for the front page of the blog :))

Jessica was telling you the truth. After all, in various European lore, we're always the vampires, witches, banshees, you name it. I think there was a legend in Ireland that if you met a redhead as you were beginning a journey, your journey would go badly.

So I say to everyone, recognize, bitchez. Especially if you see one of us in the airport as you're heading out to board a plane. Redheads rule. Our only weakness is the sun.

[Mom of 4]

Well this redheaded chick is thinking she is in great company with you and Imp. :D

[Athena]

I think there was a legend in Ireland that if you met a redhead as you were beginning a journey, your journey would go badly.

So I say to everyone, recognize, bitchez. Especially if you see one of us in the airport as you're heading out to board a plane.

That's AWESOME. Jessica's a flight attendant. :p

[Zora]

"Gingers are the chosen people!"

YouTube - Eric Cartman Ginger Power

[IndridCold]

Well this redheaded chick is thinking she is in great company with you and Imp. :D

Ditto :)

GREAT avatar.

[TheLittleFriend]

Oh I have always loved looking at the boobies. :D I quite frankly enjoy looking at naked women and my hubby loooooves that about me too!:p



I saved lesbian video tapes when I was in high school (hey, hey I was curious...be nice..) My husband was like, "GET IN THE BEDROOM!!!!" Ha ha... Boobies are nice to look at. :D



Oh, welcome IndridCold!

[KillBill20]

Welcome to the website... I'll be using this quote out of context at some point during your stay.

My best friend for much of high school was a black dude. He was exceptionally good looking.

~Kyle

[IndridCold]

Welcome to the website... I'll be using this quote out of context at some point during your stay.



~Kyle

Hey Kyle, let me add a couple of others you might like -- just random:

"reached around and grabbed his"

"took me to a cock-"

"acted like a jerk"

"we were standing in a circle"

Dude, you could do some damage with those, but I'm sure I'll provide more as we go along.

[KillBill20]

Hey Kyle, let me add a couple of others you might like -- just random:

"reached around and grabbed his"

"took me to a cock-"

"acted like a jerk"

"we were standing in a circle"

Dude, you could do some damage with those, but I'm sure I'll provide more as we go along.

I can tell we'll get along just fine:cool:

~Kyle

[impqueen]

Hey, I'm just over here reading, innocently.

because I would never be imagining guy on guy sex for any reason. Nope, not me. :angel:

[crimenthusiast]

Welcome Indrid Cold....glad to have you here. I too unfortunately don't have a quick witted comment as the ohter almighty ones on this board. I am a mere follower.....LOL

I will admit this is the first and ONLY board I posted my boobies on. :o

Like Kathy, I enjoy Drunk Chat, and will preface most of my conversations with "I have been drinking - and am not responsible for anything I may say". :p

Anyway, thanks for joining our "family". I look forward to some wonderful written posts.

[swivel]

Hey, Indrid, can you check my signature and make sure I got it right?

[impqueen]

Swivel, you're not black. Stop playin'.

[Lizard]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2d11kq8.jpg

[IndridCold]

Hey, Indrid, can you check my signature and make sure I got it right?

Not the exact wording, but you've got the spirit, yeah :p

[IndridCold]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2d11kq8.jpg

Grandaddy was a lifelong cockfighter.

Interpret as you will.

[swivel]

Here was one of the cock fights I went to:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3912/provcock4qc0.jpg

[IndridCold]

Here was one of the cock fights I went to:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3912/provcock4qc0.jpg

Yeah, but what about the Donkey show?

:cool:

[swivel]

Yeah, but what about the Donkey show?

:cool:

How was I supposed to take pictures? My hands were full.

[skeptical]

Welcome IC! WE share alot of the same tastes in music and books. I too hope to be a writer one day. Your avatar reminds me of the clown from Stephen King's book IT. Pretty cool. I have not yet posted my tata's. I will one day soon. Be looking forward to reading your posts. ;)

[IndridCold]

I do have a minor confession to make. I know y'all will just be so surprised when I tell you that Indrid Cold is not my real fake name.

My real fake name is actually... Gaylord.

Gaylord Sundheim.

But I'll use only Indrid here.

I do know how vulnerable that particular fake name is to mocking, but here's where I got it from... hee-hee:

Wikipedia: Cleveland Torso Murderer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer).

IC

[Ruby]

Drop out of sight for a few days, and there's a new clown raking muck on the front page. Wowzers. :-)

Welcome to DD, Mr. Cold. I look forward to reading your posts. I don't post much, but when I do, well..... I do.

[Death Angel]

i want to see ALL of your boobs (guys and girls) :D

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

Trust me, you don't want to see mine... and if you don't trust me, do you want to see them folded or unfolded?

[Lizard]

Trust me, you don't want to see mine... and if you don't trust me, do you want to see them folded or unfolded?

I thought it was fashionable to roll them these days. I'm so antiquated.

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

I thought it was fashionable to roll them these days. I'm so antiquated.

I may be 50 but I do try to keep up with the trends.

[Lizard]

I may be 50 but I do try to keep up with the trends.

And I thought I was so cool insisting my Medic Alert bracelet include the words "Sperm Bucket."

[Hippiepoet]

OMFG I just read this entire thread and realized that I haven't said a fucking word in here. I am so sorry.

Welcome to the site, man. Your description of yourself has made me horny as hell. ;)

A comment on boobs and cocks. They're lovely to look at. I've seen very few ugly boobs or cocks. So please, please feel free to show some skin. Men seem very hesitant to do so. Why? (and yes I am in the Red Light darling so come have a looksy):D

I know you write poetry, because I've read your steamy little write and creamed myself.....I would love to see you post some more of your stuff in the Poetry and Prose section of the Literature thread. The Red Light even has an Erotic Poetry and Prose section, so go get your funk on man!

Again, sorry I haven't welcomed you sooner.....I thought I did. Damn I must have been stoned. (Who Me?:p)

Peace,
Hippie