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KillBill20
May 1st, 2008, 08:31 AM
Release Date: August 1, 2008
Studio: Universal Pictures
Director: Rob Cohen
Screenwriter: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Maria Bello, Jet Li, Luke Ford, Michelle Yeoh
Genre: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Thriller
Plot Summary: Jet Li plays a despotic Emperor in 50 B.C. whose evil is punished by a terrible curse laid on him by wizardress Michelle Yeoh: he and his army are turned into to terra cotta for all time; that is, unless he is re-awakened which, of course, is where the O'Connells come back into it.

The story moves to the year 1946. When we find them, Rick (Brendan Fraser) and Evelyn (Maria Bello) are retired to Oxfordshire, England, having been spies for the British during World War II. They are bored silly and welcome the offer of "one last mission" from the Foreign Office. Their assignment: courier a precious artifact back to the museum in Shanghai, China from which it was stolen.

Back to Asia: China is in turmoil but Jonathan (John Hannah) owns an Egyptian-themed bar in Shanghai. Unbeknownst to his parents, now grown-up Alex O'Connell (Luke Ford) is following in the family business as a young archaeologist on a dig in north-central China. He makes the discovery of a lifetime: the tomb of the Dragon Emperor, which has been buried for millennia. A beautiful assassin (Isabella Leong) tries to kill him to keep the location secret but Alex prevails. The Emperor's monument is transported back to Shanghai where another plot is in motion: military zealot Anthony Wong intends to awaken the Emperor and aid him in the re-conquest of China and the raising of his terra cotta army of ten thousand clay warriors.

The family is reunited and high adventure ensues: crash landings, treks thru the Himalayas, Yeti, avalanches, Shangri-la, three-headed dragons, pools of eternal life, epic battles, a shape-shifting Jet Li...

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/westman00/mummy-liposter.jpg

That poster is horrid. I've seen better shit from Asylum films!

~Kyle

Horrorholic
May 1st, 2008, 09:48 AM
This movie is going to be awful. And learn how to spell Kyle!:D

CPL CHUD
May 1st, 2008, 11:23 AM
I actually dug the first two as brainless action extravaganzas. They made the studios money, so of course they are going to continue. I'll give it a shot.

w8ng4msrgt
June 25th, 2008, 01:05 AM
Here is a trailer

The Mummy

AnalBreeze
June 25th, 2008, 02:51 AM
I'll go but not with high hopes! These were the first "scary" movies I took my son to! We had a blast!

dop
June 25th, 2008, 03:25 AM
I dont expect much from this one, at least its no The Scorpion King II, wich is actually not a real II, but a prequel to the Scorpion King, wich was a prequel to the Mummy series, so I guess that makes it "The Mummy: Negative Two"...

Heres the great Straigth to DVD artwork

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9256/2589650989d0905e2b1fodv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4046/2589651201e8b4bfc5e3ohb4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

They make Randy Couture with an axe look non thretening, Great job guys! :thumb:

maryhaze
June 25th, 2008, 04:18 PM
no Oded Fehr??????? fuck that, i ain't watching it. he's the only reason that i give in to the kids watching the first two over & over. i'd watch that man clean kennels!!!

Nerdzilla
July 24th, 2008, 08:54 PM
My nerdlings loved the first two Mummy movies, and want to go see this one. I suspect I'll be roped into it eventually.

AnalBreeze
July 25th, 2008, 01:35 AM
My nerdlings loved the first two Mummy movies, and want to go see this one. I suspect I'll be roped into it eventually.


Nerdlings... That's just funny! That would make my son an Analling! :fear:

Nerdzilla
July 25th, 2008, 12:37 PM
Nerdlings... That's just funny! That would make my son an Analling! :fear:

:pound: Heh, just need to hope that doesn't get out at his school.

brokenandtwisted
August 9th, 2008, 12:02 AM
This film was just terrible...saw it today.

It would have worked much, much, much better as a period piece. How he conquered most of the known world, felt incomplete, seeking the witch for immortality, she curses him at the end. The entire ten minutes of the movie would make a decent film by itself...but then they tossed in Fraser fly fishing (which was really unfunny) and it went downhill from there. :noidea:

I'll review it later.

EDIT: I meant period piece as in ancient...not the 1940s in the film. The movie was so self-aware that even then, in the '40s, it didn't work.