Tasha Attempts English

[Morbid]

I do not know if this is a joke or not, as I got a laugh at their attempt to spell "vultures", so if it is a joke email, kudos on that part.

Anyway, Tasha wrote:

tasha wrote:
you have notthing to do with the peoples lives that are on here and you voulteers judge off what you see on tv put your self in these ppl shoes do you know these ppl in realty or are you a couch patato who listens to all this he say she say stuff by all means the mistakes these ppl did were dumb stupid and carless but the website you created and these comments and the things you post you dont know anything that is why the world is how it is full of hate did honesty hyprocrites and stero-types these ppl some of them might really deserve their punishment but some might be really good people and what do you do if you judge them and post things you dont evn know how much better are you who are you to judge them are you god this is so uncalled for in some of these caeses and i dont think your website is good first off of advertising it with a hudge demon on our website and then you lie create profiles create news post blogs and comments how godly and nice you people are if you ask me every one is equal until proven wrong
-he who has not sinned throw the first stone

Yeah, I know. Tough read. If that is not a joke, someone needs to call 911 for Tasha so she can be saved from getting even dumber than she is already. Anyway, joke or not, I can speak the language quite fluently:

I desk car street lamp ocean kid you for nice sky is nothing I've eat apples horse to cave throw games up more something trashy eggs white my love tangible evidence sheered forth phone entrance rocking theater rode wet not scratchy as mean races travel fast morese than enduring chairs taking shorts in warm sordid speeches value yourself over all bloated mice just in time to paper that frown upside clown wondering away the fray for days while wallowing in the clay you play space is not time if distance is not covered shooting before leap doors will slide back with the force of millions

-fuck off and never come back

Morbid

[Miss. Hill]

LMAO, and boy did I need that, Thanks :D

[dop]

Fantastic, "stero-types" is my favorite because in a humongous blob of text witought a single point or coma she decided it was important to put a hyphen where it didn’t belong, you know, for grammar’s sake.

[Lizard]

I dunno, I like the bit about "every one is equal until proven wrong."

[impqueen]

Yay! I'm a voulteer!

I should write her and tell her that yes, I do know these people in realty. I'm a slumlord.

Also, I do throw stones. It's in my job description. Fortunately I'm totally sin-free.

[dop]

Maybe she ment we are "Volunteers", as we often volunteer to trow rocks at the dipshits featured in the front page.

[w8ng4msrgt]

Maybe it is another neighbor of Crise

[carol13]

LMAO....so what story do we think Tasha is so upset about....I know a story that has a Tasha closely related to it....any other guesses?

[nurseronda]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeell Helloooooooooooooooo Tyson's sister!!!:D

[impqueen]

I suspect she's either on the Tyson story or maybe even on the Mercado/Garcia left-the-baby-in-the-car story, given the timing. I love how the tards in our mail never want to tell us who they are. It's like we do one story a year on their person, and that's it, so we should automatically know. :whip:

[Ruby]

Loving "were dumb stupid and carless" Describes my adolescence perfectly. :)

No clue who Tasha is. But clearly she has no aspirations of high school graduation.

[Raq me darkly]

She really does need to check her spelling. Did she not learn from the learned Mr. Quayle that it is "couch patatoe".

[nurseronda]

I suspect she's either on the Tyson story or maybe even on the Mercado/Garcia left-the-baby-in-the-car story, given the timing. I love how the tards in our mail never want to tell us who they are. It's like we do one story a year on their person, and that's it, so we should automatically know. :whip:
My guess come from her spelling on the freetyson.com site and her My Space page....:D

[Ruby]

Ah. FREE TYSON!!! Oh, wait. That movement kind of died didn't it? Never mind.:p

[carol13]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeell Helloooooooooooooooo Tyson's sister!!!:D

bingo nurse....as soon as I saw the headline, I thought, oh please let it be.

[Countess Olenska]

Could you dumb it down for me please?

[impqueen]

gimme five minutes and i'll find out. :

[impqueen]

Nope, this tasha is from Sacramento, and part of an AOL profile under her email addy reads:

NeVer TaKe Ur Fam FoR GraNted I LoVe U DooDie Mama Comin FoR U!! yoU NeveR KnO How GuD U reaLLy HaVe iT TiL iTs GoNe<br/> <br/>fuck the press dam leave us alone!!!we don't want no interview no stories!!

So i think Tasha is either Mauriel Mercado herself, or a friend or relative of hers.

[aspartame]

reading that made my head feel like it was going to explode!

i wonder if that is what it feels like to be crazy!

[nurseronda]

I was wrong, darn!!!....:D

[carol13]

you and me both nurse

[carol13]

I love imp for posting that letter on the page with the story, something that funny should be shared by all.

[impqueen]

I had to get my questions in too, though, so I wrote Tasha back myself:

So.. are you Mauriel Mercado, or just a friend of hers? I'm curious. And I'm nicer than
Morbid, but he's sick today and he doesn't like reading giant walls of misspelled words.
And is your email account a reference to 2 Girls 1 cup? Is that why the baby's nickname
is Doodie?

impqueen

[tjangel]

LMAO - Morbid - thanks so much for that I really needed the laugh! The only thing wrong with your reply was that you spelled everything correctly!

[TheLittleFriend]

Nope, this tasha is from Sacramento, and part of an AOL profile under her email addy reads:

NeVer TaKe Ur Fam FoR GraNted I LoVe U DooDie Mama Comin FoR U!! yoU NeveR KnO How GuD U reaLLy HaVe iT TiL iTs GoNe<br/> <br/>fuck the press dam leave us alone!!!we don't want no interview no stories!!

So i think Tasha is either Mauriel Mercado herself, or a friend or relative of hers.

I hAtE PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS. HoW aNnOyInG iS tHiS??

Seriously.

[dop]

I hAtE PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS. HoW aNnOyInG iS tHiS??

Seriously.

I know, Its fucking irritating and it actually takes em a bigger efort.

I get not capitalising, I get the stuck on caps lock but I just cant get why the fuck do that? to put so much effort on looking like a retard...

[Einley]

I immediately thought one of the posters that is posting on the Ivette Davila thread, "PersonalOpinion", because of the abbreviation "ppl" for people is the same. I don't know how common that is, but I don't think I see it too often.

[Dakota Valkyrie]

I'm not so sure she should get the baby back... she nicknamed her "Doo Die"

[TheLittleFriend]

I'm not so sure she should get the baby back... she nicknamed her "Doo Die"

I didn't notice that.

[Jaded]

Thanks Morbid....I'm gonna be laughing about this one for days!!!! :D
Your response was fuckin classic!!!

[Angel]

I now have a brain bleed, and will be away from my computer for a few months, while I recuperate. That is assuming my eyes uncross and I get my sight back.

Love it. Morbid and Imp, y'all rock!

Somebody needs to tell Tasha, however, that if the two frickin' idiots in that story had indeed been "carless", they would have had nowhere to leave the child, and probably would not have been arrested. Just sayin'....:intello:

[thepooh5]

I know, Its fucking irritating and it actually takes em a bigger efort.

I get not capitalising, I get the stuck on caps lock but I just cant get why the fuck do that? to put so much effort on looking like a retard...

Why put effort into looking like a retard, when that fact is apparent to everyone? And, not to be mean, but this isn't "looking like a retard" it is a shining, indisputable, unquestionable truth that these people ARE retards. :slap:

[funnymommy]

Does this 'Tasha' by chance wear a tiara and hail from South Carolina?

Seriously, is she drunk, illiterate, or both?

[theskyisfalling]

I couldn't finish it. I hurt my brain.

[evervigilant]

So , do you know these people in realty ? Bad business to be in at the minute lol !

[jenthgr8]

So, this may be several months old, but it's new to me. Morbid, as always, your response was perfect. I bow to you and submit to an awesomeness far greater than even my own prodigious awesomeness.

[Jaded]

This is my favorite thread in the Den. Period. I still laugh my ass off when I read it. :hello:

[Abroad]

William Burroughs would be so pleased, Morbid.

[brandi]

I know this is dead, and sorry for bringing it back, but I've copied your response, and am now going to paste on Facebook just for shits and giggles.. thank you, I cried laughing...

[Iron Kaiser]

I know this is dead, and sorry for bringing it back, but I've copied your response, and am now going to paste on Facebook just for shits and giggles.. thank you, I cried laughing...

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