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Unamused Cat
April 28th, 2008, 01:02 AM
To eat... that is.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg107/snarkyphotos/penis.jpg
Yak penis on a bed of lettuce. :beurk:

Whole yak penis or sheep testicles on a bed of curry, anyone? A Beijing restaurant serves painstakingly decorated gourmet dishes for the fearless. They're supposed to increase male potency, but women should try a bite, too: Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently.

"Here, try it," says Zhaoran, a business student, as she places a beige-colored ox urethra onto her friend's plate. He's in the middle of wolfing down a piece of chewy dog penis.

A visit to the Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing is not for the faint-hearted. Here the menu consists almost entirely of penis and testicle dishes -- made from the private parts of deer, snakes, yaks, horses, seals and ducks, among others.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,549788,00.html

TheMorningStar
April 28th, 2008, 01:06 AM
Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently.

I've been using this line for years. Combined with the decreased risk of prostate cancer this is gold. Pure gold!:D

TheLittleFriend
April 28th, 2008, 01:11 AM
:eek:

nurseronda
April 28th, 2008, 01:13 AM
I've been using this line for years. Combined with the decreased risk of prostate cancer this is gold. Pure gold!:DUmmmm Morning, this one in the picture is not attached anymore.......:p

Becca
April 28th, 2008, 03:23 PM
women should try a bite, too: Eating penis is good for the skin, apparently.

If eating that is good for the skin, I'll take the wrinkles :beurk:.

Countess Olenska
April 28th, 2008, 03:25 PM
I was going to say I like my penis just the way he is. But, um, now I think I'll just back away slowly before that nice man in the green vest tries to make me eat a fried dog dong.

Raq me darkly
April 28th, 2008, 04:19 PM
It looks no worse than half the things eaten on Bizarre Foods (http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Bizarre_Foods).

How does it taste? That is the important question. ;)

Zora
April 28th, 2008, 04:23 PM
It looks like beef jerky.

Mmm.

Unamused Cat
April 28th, 2008, 07:44 PM
It looks no worse than half the things eaten on Bizarre Foods (http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Bizarre_Foods).

How does it taste? That is the important question. ;)

They say it is chewy like calamari. :p

w8ng4msrgt
April 28th, 2008, 08:19 PM
They sell the beef ones in the supermarket and call it pizzle.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a320/w8ng4msrgt/2008%20Pictures/offpics/beefpizzle.jpg

Lizard
April 28th, 2008, 08:59 PM
They sell the beef ones in the supermarket and call it pizzle.

Is that ONE penis?!?

Talk about pursuing the wrong species.

Ruby
April 28th, 2008, 09:06 PM
They sell the beef ones in the supermarket and call it pizzle.



Maybe in YOUR supermarket. Where the hell do you live, anyway? Thailand? No beef cock in my supermarket. I must not be living right.

Oh, and P.S. Pizzle? Pizzle?!?! Fo' shizzle?! Damn!

Countess Olenska
April 28th, 2008, 09:07 PM
They sell the beef ones in the supermarket and call it pizzle.

DAYUM!

Dakota Valkyrie
April 28th, 2008, 09:43 PM
They sell the beef ones in the supermarket and call it pizzle.

Did you get that out of your fridge?

swivel
April 28th, 2008, 09:52 PM
Unamused Cat, why did you put up a pic of an arm on a platter?

Jaded
April 28th, 2008, 10:03 PM
They say it is chewy like calamari. :p

Dry heaves have now set in.....:beurk:

Unamused Cat
April 28th, 2008, 10:07 PM
Unamused Cat, why did you put up a pic of an arm on a platter?

Um... cos it is a penis?

Becca
April 28th, 2008, 10:07 PM
They say it is chewy like calamari. :p

Well dayum, I like calamari so I guess that means I like thick long penis too??? Who knew.

Nell
April 28th, 2008, 10:41 PM
You don't like thick long penis? ;)Oh Becca, you knew that was coming.

Becca
April 29th, 2008, 02:56 PM
You don't like thick long penis?

Dunno..never had one :cry: