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AnalBreeze
April 25th, 2008, 01:51 AM
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Product Details

Actors: Josh Pais, Lenny Von Dohlen, Vivienne Benesch, John Hensley, Jess Weixler

Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC

Language: English

Subtitles: Spanish

Number of discs: 1

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Studio: Weinstein Company :mad:

DVD Release Date: May 6, 2008

Run Time: 94 minutes



Amazon.com
A coming-of-age tale with a twist, Teeth takes a novel approach towards teen sexual angst. Sunny blonde Dawn (Jess Weixler, a Meryl Streep in the making) promotes abstinence at her high school. Her mother (Vivienne Benesch) is terminally ill, her half-brother (Nip/Tuck's John Hensley) is a tattooed sociopath, and her stepfather (Lenny von Dohlen) does what he can to keep the household together. When Dawn meets doe-eyed transfer student Tobey (Hale Appleman), her celibacy vow is put to the test. Simultaneously, she starts to realize her anatomy differs from other girls. Though Dawn's Austin environs recall the serene suburbs of Donnie Darko--except for the ominous smokestacks behind the family's ranch house--her secret power brings her closer in line with Carrie. It's a particularly feminine capability. When Carrie felt threatened, she used her mind as a weapon. In Dawn's case, a certain physical anomaly comes into play: the vagina dentata of ancient mythology (Camille Paglia, author of Sexual Personae, served as a consultant on the film). At first, Dawn has no control over the situation and, like De Palma's anti-heroine, she's horrified. But actor-turned-director Mitchell Lichtenstein (Ang Lee’s The Wedding Banquet), son of artist Roy Lichtenstein, ends his debut on a very different note. Along the way, there's satiric humor, squirm-inducing gore, and a star-making turn from Weixler, recipient of a special prize at Sundance for her "jaw-dropping performance." Teeth is neither anti-male nor anti-female--as some detractors have claimed--but it's definitely not for the squeamish or irony-impaired. --Kathleen C. Fennessy

Product Description
Dawn (Sundance award winner Jess Weixler) is a pretty but prim high school virgin who unknowingly has a set of mutant teeth between her legs. When a supposedly likeminded boyfriend forces himself upon her, Dawn's vagina dentata start chomping -- which is just the beginning of "the most twisted story of female empowerment ever told" (DreadCentral.com).

AnalBreeze
May 16th, 2008, 01:10 AM
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Has anyone seen this, yet? Is it worth finding?

Horrorholic
May 16th, 2008, 01:32 AM
Kinda spoiler-ish....

It's alright. I'd probably give it 3/5. My big thing with this movie was that it has an insane plot and but its actually a pretty docile movie. I expected a huge penis chomping rampage but that's not hinted at until right before the credits. I also really wanted to see the vagina but that never happened either. I wanted to see an angry prosthetic penis-chomping vagina monster... and it never came. I kept imaging the pit from outside Jabba's palace in between this girls legs... and how awesome it would have been to see it. It's one time I wish a movie hadn't left it up to my imagination.

KillBill20
May 16th, 2008, 01:51 AM
It looks like Dimension Extreme is finally starting to put better movies out on DVD... its a shame when a movie thats just AVERAGE made me say that...

However I think this sounds so stupid that I can't possibly not have it be apart of my DVD collection.

~Kyle

dop
May 19th, 2008, 03:53 PM
2/4

It was meeehhhhh..kay, good premise and great actors but shity overall plot. Too much stretches for "he deserved it" sakes and many inconsistencies...

Athena
May 19th, 2008, 04:01 PM
I found it to be entertaining. Not really the sort of film you think twice about, though. People are right, it was fairly tame. The element of sometimes not so ethical vigilantism was a little disturbing, though...

I'd agree with 2/4. It's worth watching, but nothing you should go out of your way for.

Heather
May 26th, 2008, 12:39 AM
Wow, I wish I read this thread before ordering the movie. It's my fault for loving the idea of a toothed cooze.

AnalBreeze
May 26th, 2008, 02:10 AM
Wow, I wish I read this thread before ordering the movie. It's my fault for loving the idea of a toothed cooze.


After you watch it, let us know what you thought! I'm still lookin' for it!

Heather
May 26th, 2008, 02:19 AM
After you watch it, let us know what you thought! I'm still lookin' for it!

Definitely will. I had to order it. I couldn't imagine anywhere around here having it for rental.

Morbid
May 26th, 2008, 02:31 AM
I liked it. A solid 6.5/10 for me.

swivel
May 26th, 2008, 08:30 AM
I LOVED it. I appreciated the social commentary, I thought the lead performances were gripping, and the director did a great job of building up your hope, and consistently crushing it.

I would give it a 7/10, easily.

AnalBreeze
June 23rd, 2008, 03:28 AM
I finally found one for sale at Blockbuster. 2 for $20 so I got this and The Orphanage!

Mikey B
June 23rd, 2008, 02:55 PM
I finally found one for sale at Blockbuster. 2 for $20 so I got this and The Orphanage!

The Orphanage ftw! Great film! I still need to see Teeth.

Barker
June 23rd, 2008, 10:37 PM
I LOVED it. I appreciated the social commentary, I thought the lead performances were gripping, and the director did a great job of building up your hope, and consistently crushing it.

I would give it a 7/10, easily.

Upon first reading the premise I just knew this was going to be terrible.... After watching the film, it was somewhat enjoyable...