Just an introduction

[sdhadg]

I just happened to be surfing and caught this site discussing someone I know who should be killed slowly. His name is Travis Dempsey and he injured his 5 week old baby boy. That being said, that was my introduction to the site.

About me: Published Author, stand up comedian/writer, and hate to hole the title of officially being the worse lay of all times. I'm 38, apparently fat from what the kid in front of me at the store told his mother, i am so lazy I haven't dyed my hair in over a year. I am a recluse, by choice, but more than that I hate most everyone who think they are my "friend". I am unable to get out due to all the new "relatives" I have acquired the past few years. I'm never in a great mood, or if I am I will never let on that I am. That is the short of me.

[Nell]

Awesome. Welcome.

[TwiztidAngel]

:hello: welcome

[Valasca]

I think you'll fit in nicely.
I'm a fatty, too! I have also been asked when the baby was due. What baby?
FATTIES UNITE!
From the back I often get mistaken for a man since I am 6ft and broad shouldered.

[Saffron]

Hello!

[cubby]

:hello:

:cheers:

:lollypop:

[claddaghgirl]

Ah God love ya...on top of all that you're short too...

Welcome.

[sdhadg]

I didn't mention that the kid *3* had his leg hiked up on the candy shelf and was scratching his asshole. Automatically, I assume his little fat ass has worms. You can't be 3 and have side titties and an itchy asshole without me giving the mother of said child a look of disgust to make her even more uncomfortable.

[thequeenofsorrow]

Welcome! Great intro.

[Pazuzu]

Did I write this while drinking and forget? :P

Welcome!

[AmyB80]

:hello:

[Alf]

:welcome:

--Al

[dmax]

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[TheMorningStar]

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[sheevaa]

Woo hoo! Go fatties! ...where the fuck did I leave my pompoms?

Welcome...um...sd, you mind if I call you sd? Good! :-D

[Jaded]

I think I fucking love you.

Welcome to the site - looking forward to hearing more from ya!

[DingDang]

Welcome!:cheers:

[jus shaking my head]

Welcome from a "wanna be" recluse!

[Dakota Valkyrie]

Welcome :sheep: :sheep:. Have your way with the place.

[penelopejo]

I am unable to get out due to all the new "relatives" I have acquired the past few years.

so....like....ummm....did you win the lottery or something?


How would you like to be my new pal?


lol

welcome.

[AngelFire]

Loved that intro...Welcome sdhagd :hello:

[runecire]

Welcome. Next time hand the kid a toilet brush and tell the him it's an ass scratcher. He'll love and appreciate you for it...I promise. *snort*

[Stella]

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Nice to meet you. BTW, I am not related to you nor am I one of your newly acquired friends. You should fit in just fine around here.

{S} :bebored:

[Silvahalo]

Hello sdhadg, and welcome to DD! :welcome:

[carolinablue]

hi! you'll love it here, some of the craziest people i've ever met. and i mean seriously deranged...like not oriented in time and place, multiple personalities...and there's a really wierd lady who can't write a short comment, always wanders off chasing rabbits. irritates the hell out of me. oh, i'm short too, and my muffin top is the best.:lollypop: