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Unamused Cat
April 17th, 2008, 12:32 AM
Medical staff from the Philippines may be fired for allegedly taping the removal of a perfume canister from a man's anus and then posting it on YouTube, it is reported by Reuters.

The video showed medics pointing cell phones at the man during the operation.

"We have to investigate first to determine the facts. If true, the staff concerned should of course be made answerable to (the) full extent for violating the patient's right to privacy and confidentiality," Health Undersecretary Alexander Padilla told Reuters.

The clip has been removed from YouTube and Padilla said the staff also risk having their licenses revoked.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351458,00.html

Jaded
April 17th, 2008, 12:35 AM
:eek::rofl::beurk:
Damn....wish I would have read that BEFORE I ate.
I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.:confused:

Unamused Cat
April 17th, 2008, 12:41 AM
:eek::rofl::beurk:
Damn....wish I would have read that BEFORE I ate.
I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.:confused:

:lol: They sat on it accidently.

Jaded
April 17th, 2008, 12:44 AM
I was in the ER with one of my kiddos one night and a guy came in with a frozen bratwurst stuck up his ass. My kid overheard the nurses talking about it and wondered why I was upset about him (my son) putting yarn up his nose. :D

What Would Satan Do
April 17th, 2008, 12:44 PM
I have always wondered exactly what excuses people come up with when they come into the emergency room with something stuck up their ass.:confused:

It was a perfume canister so....
He was trying to make his farts smell like roses?

TheMorningStar
April 17th, 2008, 01:28 PM
It was a million to one shot doc!
p5ncsjMVzcc

Jaded
April 17th, 2008, 05:15 PM
I watched a show on Discovery awhile back about things that have been removed from a human body. This one guy had a MAYO JAR UP HIS ASS!!!!!
These kind of stories never cease to amuse me. It's disgusting and hilarious at the same time...

impqueen
April 17th, 2008, 05:16 PM
um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?

Not of ME.

Jaded
April 17th, 2008, 05:18 PM
um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?

Not of ME.

Got some?? :D

What Would Satan Do
April 19th, 2008, 03:12 PM
um, i don't suppose y'all wanna see X-rays, do ya?

Hell yeah!!

impqueen
April 19th, 2008, 08:08 PM
a live artillery shell....

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4966/liveammofo5.jpg

a ketchup bottle....

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7765/smketchupxraynf2.jpg

a small-caliber handgun:

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/9061/smgunxrayxo0.jpg

and there are bazillions more. somewhere i've got a light bulb, a pineapple, and a great blowjob on x-ray film.

Totemic
April 19th, 2008, 08:47 PM
How the fuck you get a gun up your ass? Holy shit

KillBill20
April 19th, 2008, 09:25 PM
How does one get a handgun up their ass?

~Kyle

Unamused Cat
April 19th, 2008, 10:58 PM
How the fuck you get a gun up your ass? Holy shit

Very carefully. ;)

What Would Satan Do
April 20th, 2008, 10:47 PM
Very carefully. ;)


My thoughts exactly! LOL!

I wouldn't want to have to draw it in a hurry either.
What happens if you get the back of the hammer or a sight blade caught on something on the way out?

"Whoops! Hang on a second will ya? I've got to tuck this back up inside real quick."

Your attacker would probably still be ROFL his MFAO when the cops arrived....Bet it'd make the evening news!

Lizard
April 20th, 2008, 10:48 PM
Bet it'd make the evening news!

Followed shortly by the front page of D'D!

What Would Satan Do
April 20th, 2008, 10:59 PM
Followed shortly by the front page of D'D!

Let's hope so...with video...and x-rays! :D

Countess Olenska
April 20th, 2008, 11:52 PM
man, that makes my pucker hurt thinking about it.