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Unamused Cat
April 16th, 2008, 12:11 AM
He isn't very bright either.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg107/snarkyphotos/gator.jpg

BRAZORIA, TX (KTRK) -- A state trooper found a six foot alligator found in the back seat of a burglary suspect's car early Saturday morning.

The trooper told Eyewitness News that William Johnson found the gator in the road near Angleton and loaded it up into his Buick Regal, then broke into a house in Brazoria.

DPS Trooper Steve Stanfield explained, "From my understanding, he tried to get a big screen TV out of the house. He couldn't get it in the car by himself, so he recruited a neighbor, who, when he saw the alligator, dropped the TV and said, 'Alright, I ain't got nothing to do with it.'"

Officers arrested Johnson and a game warden took the alligator.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6083338

swivel
April 16th, 2008, 07:31 AM
Now this shit just doesn't make any sense. The gator just got in the car? What the fuck was he going to do with it? Where was the TV going? The guy wasn't afraid of driving with the gator in the back?

There is more to this than meets the eye...

GoldenChild20k
April 16th, 2008, 09:42 AM
Methinks he may have been a bit of a reptile fan...he'd been caught the day before with a water moccasin which had bitten him.

What Would Satan Do
April 17th, 2008, 12:27 PM
Now this shit just doesn't make any sense. The gator just got in the car? What the fuck was he going to do with it? Where was the TV going? The guy wasn't afraid of driving with the gator in the back?

There is more to this than meets the eye...

'Gator goes on the shelf above the back seat, TV goes on the seat...No Problem! :D