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skeptik
November 25th, 2009, 09:21 PM
LOCK UP YOUR BIRDS!


Jackson police are working to crack a case of fowl play. They're searching for a man who broke into an apartment about 11 p.m. Tuesday and stole a family's holiday turkey. Police Lt. Christopher Simpson told the Jackson Citizen Patriot the suspect ran into the kitchen and stole the turkey out of the freezer.

He said the 6-foot, 300-pound bald man "fled with turkey in hand."

Police said a woman and two children were home at the time, and no one was injured.

http://www.salon.com/wires/ap/2009/11/25/D9C6QQ200_us_odd_turkey_theft/index.html

Happy Thanksgiving, ya whores!
:proud2:

koochie
November 25th, 2009, 09:23 PM
im hungry y'all!.

TDH
November 25th, 2009, 11:40 PM
thats ONE way to get yer turkey fix
bwahahahahhaaa

Dneilz
November 25th, 2009, 11:43 PM
Well.... do we worry he will get the turk flu after he has sex with it? Or do we consider this just part of a bad economy...and a hungry fat fucker?

LOVES YA...gobble gobble :)