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Jaded
April 8th, 2008, 02:05 AM
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MADISON, Wis. - Rather than rain or snow, or even dogs, postal workers in a West Side neighborhood near Owen Conservation Park are being pestered by wild turkeys this spring. Mara Wilhite, manager of the Hilldale Station Post Office, said she expected to deal with all manner of issues when she went to work for the U.S. Post Office. But that was not one of them.

About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.

Lobner said the behavior is clearly tied to the breeding season, which started recently and runs through about mid-May.

Color plays an important role in turkey breeding, he said, with the color of the male's head during mating season changes from gaudy blue to white to red. Lobner speculated that perhaps the turkeys are attracted to the red, white and blue postal trucks.

Postal workers were armed with water pistols. But Lober said that, while the squirts of water worked for a while, the turkeys now seem accustomed to it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080407/ap_on_fe_st/odd_postal_turkeys

Lizard
April 8th, 2008, 02:09 AM
All right, I'm dying for someone who knows something about turkeys to comment on this thread. One fall, my husband and I went camping, and a wild turkey took a real shine to our dark blue pick-up--we tried to shoo it away, but it merely kept circling the truck and wound up scrabbling its way up onto the hood. As we ended our camping trip and drove away, the turkey followed us quite a ways. I hope it got over the loss of its "mate."

Jaded
April 8th, 2008, 02:18 AM
Only Wild Turkey I ever got close to came out of a bottle....

maryhaze
April 8th, 2008, 02:38 PM
i don't know alot about their mating habits, but we have tons of them around here. we haven't had any problems with them other than them not wanting to get out of the way when we're going down the road. i'm betting putting a few drops of lemon juice in the squirt bottles would get their attention pretty damn quick though. it won't hurt them but they sure won't like the taste.

swivel
April 8th, 2008, 03:37 PM
All right, I'm dying for someone who knows something about turkeys to comment on this thread.

This is a recent phenomenon. It could be one of two things:

1. Global Warming.
2. Bush's fault.

Of course, since (2) is blamed for (1), it could be both.

Jaded
April 8th, 2008, 04:58 PM
This is a recent phenomenon. It could be one of two things:

1. Global Warming.
2. Bush's fault.

Of course, since (2) is blamed for (1), it could be both.

EVERYTHING is Bush's fault.
My toilet overflowed this morning....guess who I blamed it on?

swivel
April 8th, 2008, 05:10 PM
EVERYTHING is Bush's fault.
My toilet overflowed this morning....guess who I blamed it on?

Pubic hair?

From your Bush?

Jaded
April 8th, 2008, 05:23 PM
Pubic hair?

From your Bush?

Holy shit I opened myself up for that one! That'll teach me to think before I type....sheesh. :p

Lizard
April 8th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Holy shit I opened myself up for that one!

She said she opened herself up...heh heh heh.

swivel
April 8th, 2008, 06:40 PM
Holy shit I opened myself up for that one! That'll teach me to think before I type....sheesh. :p

She made a "sheesh" noise. Hehe

Jaded
April 8th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Hahahaaa...ok, I'm going to go hide now. :o