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Unamused Cat
April 1st, 2008, 01:36 AM
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A prisoner from Georgia is demanding conjugal prison visits after discovering that other prisoners were receiving them.

Duffus Bryant, 33, who is serving a six year sentence for fraud at a County Jail in Kansas says that it seems that it is one rule for one prisoner and one rule for another.

The 300 pound felon told me "Why it just ain't right that some fellas get sex and some don't. I spoke to the Warder and he told me to that I was out of line - well no siree - I want my sex like the other fellas."

Bryant, who has rotting teeth and bad breath as well as questionable personal hygeine standards was last year voted most ugliest inmate at the prison. He is threatening to go on a hunger strike unless he receives his conjugal visit rights.

"I won't eat for three hours" said Duffus "unless the warder changes his mind."

Prison Warder Victor Gillespie told me "Bryant isn't even married, he's never had a girlfriend - in fact, apart from his mother I am not sure he knows any women."

I put this to Duffus who didn't deny it. "Surely though there is some of charity that provides these things, isn't there?"

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i32247

April Fools :D

mrbishop77
April 1st, 2008, 01:43 AM
Maybe he wants some conjugal visit time with Rosy Palm. Puts a dress on his fore arm and everything. Maybe even crack a bottle of Dom. I bet he'd like that...

ThreeOnAMeathook
April 1st, 2008, 01:49 AM
Lol, you had me clicking quote on the part "voted ugliest inmate last year."

Good one.

Angel
April 1st, 2008, 02:17 AM
You're funny, Cat! Good story, too - had me going for a minute.....:D

We could send Bubba "my girlfriend is this many" for his conjugal visit! April Fools, Bubba.....:eek:

Unamused Cat
April 1st, 2008, 12:21 PM
You're funny, Cat! Good story, too - had me going for a minute.....:D

We could send Bubba "my girlfriend is this many" for his conjugal visit! April Fools, Bubba.....:eek:

I can't take the credit for writing this. The Spoof is a real site. Y'all check it out.


http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...dline=s2i32247

What Would Satan Do
April 2nd, 2008, 11:28 AM
Shitfire....had this been true, and worked out...I would've gone down there and gotten myself arrested on purpose.
Three meals a day delivered, free tv, and sex?
Sounds like a dream vacation to me! :p