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Unamused Cat
March 29th, 2008, 09:47 PM
Solomon Islands - A freak accident in Honiara awes members of the public to have fear for God.

The deceased, a man reported to be 25 years old, was said to be asking mocking questions to a young preacher, Felix Robinson, when the incident occurred.

A citrus plant fell on the deceased at the NPF Plaza and was rushed to the National Referral Hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Reports of his death awed members of the public to have fear for God and those who preach His Word in public.

Reports said the deceased was teasing the preacher because he does not have the answer to a question he had asked.

Witnesses said the deceased had asked the preacher where Cain went after he killed his brother Abel, to which the preacher in response said that he did not know.

"I told the man that I did not want to lie because it would affect my ministry," Mr. Robinson said in an interview.

He said that following the question, the deceased went and sat under the citrus tree.

The preacher said that as soon as the man went to sit down, "the plant broke and fell on [the deceased]".

Mom of 4
March 29th, 2008, 09:49 PM
Dayim....thats some bad karma :bad:

Lizard
March 29th, 2008, 10:03 PM
All right, are we sure Felix didn't have a string tied to that plant just in case of hecklers? Cuz that would be pretty funny, too, murder by citrus.

Miss. Hill
March 29th, 2008, 10:11 PM
uhh ohh! I'm going to say 10 Hail Mary's and 20 Our Fathers just in case!

Lizard
March 29th, 2008, 10:14 PM
uhh ohh! I'm going to say 10 Hail Mary's and 20 Our Fathers just in case!

Yeah, we need TalkingJesus and WWSD to give us some guidance here.

What Would Satan Do
March 30th, 2008, 10:49 AM
It really had nothing to do with him heckling the preacher, I laughed at that.
All I really wanted was to see a piece of fruit fall on his head, it would have been funny!
I got carried away.
My bad.

swivel
March 30th, 2008, 12:16 PM
Fuck. This is bad for us atheists. This story is going to solidify the superstition of millions.

Angel
March 31st, 2008, 04:09 AM
Fuck. This is bad for us atheists. This story is going to solidify the superstition of millions.

Mine's already pretty solid, thanks, so don't worry about this story being the reason for my 'superstitious beliefs'. It has no effect at all, because I'm already firmly entrenched in my personal delusions concerning this subject. :rolleyes: Luvs anyway, though.....you still make me laugh frequently, so I won't hold your personal opinions against you. ;)

nurseronda
March 31st, 2008, 04:19 AM
A citrus plant fell on the deceased at the NPF Plaza and was rushed to the National Referral Hospital where he was pronounced dead.
This article really confused me at first...I was thinking, was he deceased before or after the branch fell.
I guess he either knows what happened to Cain or not now.