Gnome stalks streets of Argentina town.

[Unamused Cat]

Be afraid... be very afraid.

Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video 'Stalking' Streets of Argentina Town

A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.

The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez — who filmed the gnome — yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. Suddenly we heard something — a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones."

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Alvarez added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out — just like everyone else in the neighborhood now."

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital,” Alvarez said.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

[RaVen Blackehart]

YouTube - Gnome sighting in Argentina

[Peeperann]

They are afraid of a dwarf dressed up like a gnome???

Ahhahahahahahahahaha!!! :cheers: Damn that's funny!!

[sanityslipping]

There was a kid I went to school with who walked like that. Not that creepy to me, but then again, I saw the walk everyday for years.

I didn't realize gnomes were something to be afraid of. A lot of those mythical creatures get a bad rap, but I'm pretty sure if you don't throw things at em, and call them freaks, you might be nicely rewarded lol

[Valasca]

For some reason I immediately thought of YouTube - Leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama

[Death Bed]

I knew a stupid bitch one time who is terrified of midgets because she believes that they are made by the devil. No joke. Midgets are serious business to simple minded people.

[Manfred von Assenhammer]

I knew a stupid bitch one time who is terrified of midgets because she believes that they are made by the devil. No joke. Midgets are serious business to simple minded people.


nfw... as funny and fucked up as that is, it must be too good to be true. of course, i honestly heard someone say that they thought diet sodas were part of the plot to turn christian kids gay, or some such nonsense. and that person never joked about anything.

if this is true, i want the whole story. plz post all the details of this theory and how we can protect ourselves from demonic midgets, if necessary. either here, a blog or perhaps a book if you think this story is worth it... i think it might be.

[Death Bed]

Honestly, that's about the (pardon the pun) short and tall of it. She never really thought it much through other than to say "hey these people are deformed, they must be of satan, and if she ever saw one she would respond by kicking it. As I say, she wasn't smart, quite the opposite, and the majority of her opinions had no such thing as logical reasoning to them.

[Peeperann]

nfw... as funny and fucked up as that is, it must be too good to be true. of course, i honestly heard someone say that they thought diet sodas were part of the plot to turn christian kids gay, or some such nonsense. and that person never joked about anything.

Ahahahahaha!! Apparently I need to tell my Christian gay son to stop drinking diet soda! :cheers: LOL

[sanityslipping]

Ahahahahaha!! Apparently I need to tell my Christian gay son to stop drinking diet soda! :cheers: LOL

Well it's too late now!

How long has he been drinking diet soda, how long has he been out? Is there a connection hmmm. We may have just proved the theory true.

I must alert my brother in law ASAP, as he inhales diet coke like it's air.

[Valasca]

Ahahahahaha!! Apparently I need to tell my Christian gay son to stop drinking diet soda! :cheers: LOL


C'mon now, Peerann, you KNOW it was because someone slipped something in his drink. The Gay Drug, or something.

My best friend's mom says that my friend is gay because she wears flannel and keeps her hair short.

[Peeperann]

Well it's too late now!

How long has he been drinking diet soda, how long has he been out? Is there a connection hmmm. We may have just proved the theory true.

I must alert my brother in law ASAP, as he inhales diet coke like it's air.

Please do!! And post his reply.... *snortgiggle*

[Peeperann]

C'mon now, Peerann, you KNOW it was because someone slipped something in his drink. The Gay Drug, or something.

My best friend's mom says that my friend is gay because she wears flannel and keeps her hair short.

Ah, that may explain Corey's best friend Jordan, she's a lesbian and wear's flannel and keeps her hair very short! LOL I'll ask her.....

[sanityslipping]

C'mon now, Peerann, you KNOW it was because someone slipped something in his drink. The Gay Drug, or something.

My best friend's mom says that my friend is gay because she wears flannel and keeps her hair short.

So the flannel and short hair "turned" her gay?

Or is your mom wrongly assuming she's gay because of her fashion choices?

Tis early in the AM, and my brain is foggy