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Tazzzz
June 19th, 2009, 06:28 PM
Shaun Justin Sneider, 25
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Whizzinator
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Sold in different dick colors
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FORT PIERCE — A man accused of using the “Wizzer” — a device connected to a bag of room-temperature urine — in a bid to beat a urine analysis faces two felony charges, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Shaun Justin Sneider, 25, is on felony probation and a probation officer scheduled an appointment for Sneider Tuesday to test his urine for “illegal substances.”

Authorities said such devices pose a challenge to drug testing. Onterrio Smith, a Former Minnesota Vikings running back, was caught with a device called the Whizzinator, which resulted in his suspension. Actor Tom Sizemore also was caught with one attempting to evade drug tests.

A male probation officer searched Sneider before he used the rest room. Discovered was a “white jockstrap along his waist and attached to it was a fake penis which was connected to a bag of urine,” the affidavit states.

The affidavit states the apparatus is called a “Wizzer,” and allows users to provide a fake urine sample to testers.

“The ‘Wizzer’ keeps the urine warmed at room temperature and it attaches to the waist so it can remain concealed if pants are over it,” the affidavit states.

Probation officers took the device and called police, who arrested Sneider on felony charges of tampering with evidence and violation of probation.

While police took him to jail, Sneider said he used the “Wizzer” because of an addiction to “Roxy” pills, the affidavit states. He said he used them that morning, and that he doesn’t want to lose his family and wants help, the affidavit states.

Investigators seized the “Wizzer” and placed it into evidence.

Sneider, of the 1300 block of Southeast Oakmont Lane, was held Thursday in the St. Lucie County jail on no bond, a jail official said.
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jun/18/fort-pierce-man-faces-two-felonies-using-wizzer-tr/

Amazon
June 19th, 2009, 06:43 PM
Well, that IS pretty brilliant. Just don't be stupid enough to get caught.
In fact, don't do illegal drugs. Period.

Just my luck sucks
June 19th, 2009, 06:47 PM
Just goes to show what drugs do to your brain. Drugs make you think it's a brilliant idea to run around with a fake tallerwacker and someone else's piss.

I wonder how many of these the company sells.

Can they arrest the person that provided the clean pee?

Amazon
June 19th, 2009, 06:50 PM
Not sure. Depends on state, i think.
I recall a story where a man provided urine... and his pregnancy test came back positive.
I have no idea what happened to the girlfriend who provided the urine.

Unamused Cat
June 20th, 2009, 12:54 AM
Tom Sizemore got caught using one of those gizmos.

Jaded
June 20th, 2009, 12:55 AM
This is, perhaps, the funniest fucking thing I have read all day. Thank you, Tazzzz.

Dakota Valkyrie
June 20th, 2009, 01:29 AM
Investigators seized the “Wizzer”
That's probably how they figured out the hoax. :lollypop: