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Unamused Cat
March 10th, 2008, 03:34 AM
A monk has been arrested in Germany for stealing erotic movies from a sex shop.

49-year-old Benedictine monk Brother Niklaus was found to have stashed almost 40 rude films in his cell at the abbey.

He was only caught when an assistant at a sex-shop in Wuerzburg – 150 miles from the abbey – spotted him trying to hide a selection of movies under his habit. Among the films he was stealing were Ladyboys do Bangkok and Nuns in Heat.

He was regularly sent to the town on church business.

After the assistant spotted the pilfering holy man, he ended up being chased through the streets of Wuerzburg, during which time he tried to dump the stolen films in a rubbish bin. A scene which we can't imagine without the Benny Hill music playing in the background.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=112554&in_page_id=2

The are now saying his stash is up to 230. Odd... I didn't think they were supposed to have tv and dvd players in monasteries. :confused:

Angel
March 10th, 2008, 04:22 PM
Odd... I didn't think they were supposed to have tv and dvd players in monasteries.

Maybe he stole those, too, Unamused Cat. :p

So Jaded
March 11th, 2008, 06:42 AM
Ladyboys do Bangkok and Nuns in Heat

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.