Tazzzz
May 26th, 2009, 02:55 PM
LoL, You just can't make this shit up!! What a TArd, it dont get any dumber than this.
OMAHA, NE – He apparently had emptied his case of beer. Now, he just needed some smokes. At 4:37 a.m. Monday, Lincoln police received a report of a robbery at the Kwik Shop near 44th and Cornhusker Highway.
The robber: A man wearing a Bud Light carton on his head.
He had something else — perhaps the plastic shrink wrap from the Bud Light case — wrapped around his hand. He claimed that was a weapon.
The man managed to steal several packs of cigarettes without bumping into anything, Lincoln police said. He was described as skinny, 5 feet, 6 inches tall and square-headed.
http://omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10641140
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LINCOLN, Neb. -- Police in Nebraska are looking a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head.
Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto said the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head as a mask.
Kawamoto said the man also had wrapped something around one of his hands, suggesting he was armed. But the man never showed a weapon.
Police said the bandit left with nine packs of smokes valued at nearly $50.
Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said Tuesday morning that the robbery was captured on video. She said the man also dropped the empty 12-pack box as he fled, and it will be checked for fingerprints.
http://www.ketv.com/irresistible/19565865/detail.html
OMAHA, NE – He apparently had emptied his case of beer. Now, he just needed some smokes. At 4:37 a.m. Monday, Lincoln police received a report of a robbery at the Kwik Shop near 44th and Cornhusker Highway.
The robber: A man wearing a Bud Light carton on his head.
He had something else — perhaps the plastic shrink wrap from the Bud Light case — wrapped around his hand. He claimed that was a weapon.
The man managed to steal several packs of cigarettes without bumping into anything, Lincoln police said. He was described as skinny, 5 feet, 6 inches tall and square-headed.
http://omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2798&u_sid=10641140
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LINCOLN, Neb. -- Police in Nebraska are looking a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head.
Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto said the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head as a mask.
Kawamoto said the man also had wrapped something around one of his hands, suggesting he was armed. But the man never showed a weapon.
Police said the bandit left with nine packs of smokes valued at nearly $50.
Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said Tuesday morning that the robbery was captured on video. She said the man also dropped the empty 12-pack box as he fled, and it will be checked for fingerprints.
http://www.ketv.com/irresistible/19565865/detail.html