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Tazzzz
May 24th, 2009, 04:45 AM
Gerhard Franz Gebert, age 52
http://www.flashalertnewswire.net/images/news/Gerhard%20Franz%20Gebert%2004041957.jpg


Duhhh, it dont get any dumber than this.



On Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:08 a.m. a witness reported to the Clackamas County Sheriff's Office, observing a male subject ‘discarding a soiled mattress' onto the highway overpass located on SW 65th, above Highway 1-205 (20590 SW 65th / propped against a guard rail).

This watchful witness provided a suspect and suspect vehicle description; which included the suspect vehicle license plate number. Most disturbing was what the witness reported to be emblazoned with spray paint on this discarded mattress – "Mexican Swine Flu Mattress".

A Clackamas County Sheriff's Patrol Deputy soon met with a Washington County Sheriff's Deputy, with respect to the close jurisdictional boundaries and verified the crime actually occurred in Clackamas County. In addition, it was also discovered the registered owner of the suspect vehicle address was identified to possess a Washington County address - located within close proximity to the crime scene.

Sheriff's Deputies responded to the address of the registered owner of the witness described suspect vehicle. This suspect vehicle was soon discovered at the residence and determined to be a: 1981, Toyota, Pick-up truck, yellow in color.

The registered owner of this vehicle is the suspect; who is identified as: Gerhard Franz Gebert, age 52; who resides at 7170 SW Robbins Road, in Tualatin (Washington County).

The investigating Clackamas County Sheriff's Deputy interviewed Gerhard Franz Gebert, who admitted to inscribing "Mexican Swine Flu Mattress" and discarding this soiled mattress onto the overpass location.

Gebert indicated that this particular mattress had been discarded on his neighbor's property for over a month, and felt it would be funny to inscribe "Mexican Swine Flu Mattress" while discarding the mattress along the roadway. Gebert indicated he feels the Hispanic Community is partially responsible for littering in the area and wanted to bring this to their attention.

Gebert has been cited for the misdemeanor charges of Offensive Littering and Disorderly Conduct; with an appearance date scheduled in the Clackamas County Circuit Court, on June 12th, 2009 at 3:00 p.m.

http://www.flashalert.net/news.html?id=624

Peeperann
May 24th, 2009, 09:23 AM
Ok, so apparently an aging stupid bigoted child. Yeah, Tazzz, doesn't get any dumber than him.

And dude, you are way to old to have long hair pulled back in a pony tail. Cut your hair, get a job, grow up.....

PinkiGreen
May 24th, 2009, 09:31 AM
How many cases of Natty Light does it take to come up with such a genius idea? Idiot.

Kitty
May 24th, 2009, 09:49 AM
I wonder if he can be charged with something like a hate crime (for naming it Mexican) or some sort of endangerment threat -- like those guys in Boston(?) that incited panic when they pranked electronic traffic signs last year.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13772_3-10149229-52.html?part=rss

dougxthexwookie
May 24th, 2009, 11:11 AM
...I'm sorry guys.. I totally laughed at this one.... I actually think it's pretty hilarious... Like writing "HIV toilet" on toilet the seat when you're super smashed at the bar-I mean I've never done anything like that. That's childish and stoopid!:crazy:

akika666
May 24th, 2009, 03:55 PM
...I'm sorry guys.. I totally laughed at this one.... I actually think it's pretty hilarious... Like writing "HIV toilet" on toilet the seat when you're super smashed at the bar-I mean I've never done anything like that. That's childish and stoopid!:crazy:

I have to say, admire you people that think ahead and bring a big sharpie with you when you go out drinking. Kudos!

dougxthexwookie
May 24th, 2009, 05:35 PM
I pretty much always have a sharpie...its one of those things you never know when you might need..

petrina
May 24th, 2009, 05:38 PM
i was a chaperone of 6th graders at camp one year and realized too late that someone wrote "boogar bed" on the bed i was using. it made me a lil squeamish.

Dakota Valkyrie
May 24th, 2009, 05:39 PM
I pretty much always have a sharpie...its one of those things you never know when you might need..
like when you burn your eyebrows off while improperly downing a flaming shot....

Not that I would know :lollypop:

dougxthexwookie
May 24th, 2009, 05:46 PM
like when you burn your eyebrows off while improperly downing a flaming shot....

Not that I would know :lollypop:


Funny story about that... I totally set the front of my hair on fire last night... Well, okay, not a story so much as a sentence...