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Dakota Valkyrie
May 22nd, 2009, 09:19 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/s46nx0.jpgA King County jury that heard the case against Brandon Lemar Brown over the past week apparently didn't buy his defense. He claimed that he couldn't have raped the 15-year-old girl he was pimping out because she couldn't accurately describe his penis in detail.

Brown, 25, testified in Superior Court that he was half-circumcised, that his penis was covered in some type of marks and that it was extremely small, authorities said. However, a police detective disagreed with his description.

To combat Brown's defense, King County Deputy Prosecutor Sean O'Donnell called a Seattle police detective, who photographed Brown's penis, to testify on its appearance. The photos were shown to jurors while they deliberated.

After just a few hours deliberating, jurors on Thursday found Brown guilty of third-degree child rape and promoting commercial abuse of a minor. Brown faces up to 12 years in prison, a sentencing date hasn't been set.

Brown is a convicted sex offender who has served jail time for communicating with a minor for immoral purposes.http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2009251889_accused_pimp_with_a_bizarre_de.html

I wonder if Bubba will give him a second opinion?
Thinkgoat
May 22nd, 2009, 09:24 PM
Brandon says "It's too small"
Police Detective says, "It's too big"
Bubba says, "It's just right"
Tazzzz
May 22nd, 2009, 10:07 PM
Damn, weres "MichaelJCheaney" when you need him, this storys right up his alley.
tricia381
May 22nd, 2009, 10:26 PM
hahaha busted!
Lizard
May 22nd, 2009, 11:04 PM
Brandon says "It's too small"
Police Detective says, "It's too big"
Bubba says, "It's just right"

WRONG.

Bubba says, "Who cares about his dick? Let's talk about how tight his ass is!"
MichaelJCheaney
May 22nd, 2009, 11:11 PM
Damn, weres "MichaelJCheaney" when you need him, this storys right up his alley.

Here I am....

Except unlike this jackass in the story, mine is wavy and bends in the middle...:nono:
Unamused Cat
May 23rd, 2009, 01:10 AM
Having a small penis won't get Brandon Brown off. Bah!
prettyuglyish
May 23rd, 2009, 01:26 AM
Brown, 25, testified in Superior Court that he was half-circumcised, that his penis was covered in some type of marks and that it was extremely small, authorities said.

Bwahahahaaa! That motherfucker is trying to steal my ex-boyfriend's identity!
MichaelJCheaney
May 23rd, 2009, 11:56 AM
Having a small penis won't get Brandon Brown off. Bah!

Or anyone else for that matter.....:pound: