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Tazzzz
May 22nd, 2009, 05:42 PM
http://media2.fox11online.com//photo/2009/05/21/Gorilla_nabs_Fond_du_L5a5aa8c8-4c18-4cd4-bd80-12bb3a436aa50000_20090521213036_320_240.JPG


I wonder how funny they are going to think it was , when there sorry ass is in jail for mulitble counts of petty theft.

FOND DU LAC, Wis. (WLUK) - Fond du Lac police are on the lookout for a gorilla. Or at least a person dressed in a gorilla suit. Police say someone is hitting local convenience stores, with their eyes on large styrofoam bananas.

"I laughed a little bit, I looked at our camera and watched it, had a few more laughs and I just let everyone know, hey, we have a gorilla on the loose," Kwik Trip Manager Marissa Erber said.

Call it unbelievable, but Fond du Lac police officers say they are indeed on the hunt for banana bandit, who first appeared Wednesday at a convenience store.

"Somebody dressed in a gorilla suit had entered the store and was apparently trying to take a large banana that they had as part of a banana display in the store," police Capt. Steve Klein said.

Klein says the costumed individual tried to steal the banana from the Kwik Trip on Park Avenue around 12:30am Wednesday, then moved on to another Kwik Trip on Johnson Street and attempted the same crime.

Employees say the the gorilla was after a $50 styrofoam banana. But, manager Marissa Erber says her Park Street store wasn't ready to give up its prize.

An employee tried to unmask the ape, and discovered the gorilla was a woman, but police still haven't ruled anyone out.

"She tried to grab it and leave the store with it, but the third shift worker kind of convinced her to lay it on the floor and she ran out," Erber said.

But police say the banana beckoned. Wednesday night the gorilla was caught on tape, returning for a third, more fruitful try.

"The person walked in with the gorilla suit, yanked the banana down from the display and went out the front door," Klein said. Though funny on the surface, police say masks and costumes in a convenience store are always a concern.

"You don't know what that person's intention is, what are they going to do, why are they there," Klein said. Or, if they'll be back. So, the Park Street store is planning to lay the banana bait. "We're going to hang it up again tomorrow, see what happens," Erber said. It's open season on gorilla.


Has a video with raw store footage.
http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/strange/offbeat_wluk_wis_police_hunt_for_banana_bandit_200 90522822_2438310

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Nell
May 22nd, 2009, 10:49 PM
Don't go back Banana Bandit! They got the cops waiting on your ass and if you are unmasked it won't be as cool of a prank.

Seriously, you shouldn't steal but this is funny. Makes me think of college.

brokenandtwisted
May 22nd, 2009, 10:55 PM
Don't go back Banana Bandit! They got the cops waiting on your ass and if you are unmasked it won't be as cool of a prank.

Seriously, you shouldn't steal but this is funny. Makes me think of college.

It would be hilarious if they ambush the 'thief' this time, and start to take the mask off...pulling out lumps of hair, only to discover it's a real ape. Then it would go Donkey Kong on their asses for pulling out its hair.

*sigh*

If only such things were of reality.

piXyNinjette
May 23rd, 2009, 12:05 AM
OMG hahaha this totally reminds me of the Movie Big Money Hustlas when Ape Boy robs the Donut Hut
go to the 4 min mark
YouTube - Big Money Hustlas Part 2 of 10 (HQ)

Unamused Cat
May 23rd, 2009, 01:01 AM
LOL... Was this some radio show stunt?

piXyNinjette
May 24th, 2009, 02:40 AM
Its a movie by ICP called Big Money Hustlas

http://www.bigmoneyhustlas.com/synop.html