'You Made My Penis Too Small!'

[Unamused Cat]

Here is a link to the picture, and it looks like the size of a peanut. I would deny it was mine... that is, if I had one.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/verdi1_900x561.jpg

Actor Juan Pablo di Pace is mad that his penis looks almost non-existent in a promotional photo poster for which he posed nude.

Juan Pablo Di Pace appeared in the West End production of Verdi's Rigoletto at the Royal Opera House in London for a small roll - but an even smaller hot dog role was revealed, if you know what I mean!

According to Sky News, a loyal friend of the actor says Pace's penis 'was downsized' with airbrush when the photo was taken and that his true penis' size is not nearly as small.

The friend claims: "It's disgraceful. It's hugely embarrassing for a 28-year-old actor for them to plaster his naked body across billboards and buses ... and doing to his image whatever they wish."

"They airbrushed his penis entirely to shrink it. They made it look like he barely had one at all."

The photo shoot was done several years ago/

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23448287-details/Royal+Opera+House+airbrushed+away+my+manhood,+clai ms+naked+actor/article.do

[swivel]

Cat, thanks for these threads you are starting. Great reads. Much appreciated.

I had the opposite experience once. I used to pose for a sculpter, and he had this huge opening in a posh gallery in Charleston. And my mother comes to the opening. So I am standing there, in front of this sculpture of me, on my knees, with my back arched in a graceful curve towards the sky, with one arm reaching behind me with the perfect hand of a ballet dancer, and a 12" cock snaking down my thigh towards the ground.

My mom was like... "Uhhh..."

And I was, "....."

[Unamused Cat]

You're welcome.

Cat, thanks for these threads you are starting. Great reads. Much appreciated.

I had the opposite experience once. I used to pose for a sculpter, and he had this huge opening in a posh gallery in Charleston. And my mother comes to the opening. So I am standing there, in front of this sculpture of me, on my knees, with my back arched in a graceful curve towards the sky, with one arm reaching behind me with the perfect hand of a ballet dancer, and a 12" cock snaking down my thigh towards the ground.

My mom was like... "Uhhh..."

And I was, "....."

LMAO

[kakihara]

Motherfucker just needs to register here and become an Elite Member. Problem solved.

[Unamused Cat]

You know... if Juan Pablo shaved, it would look bigger. :D

[swivel]

You know... if Juan Pablo shaved, it would look bigger. :D

Works for me!

My cock only looks 7 or 8 inches long unshaved. It really makes a huge difference.

[CPL CHUD]

GG Allin called. He wants his dick back.

[swivel]

GG Allin called. He wants his dick back.

Mphf mmph mmnm mfn!

[skeptical]

My husband shaves and I like it. It's much more sanitary and I don't get a mouth full of hair when I am blowing him.

[swivel]

My husband shaves and I like it. It's much more sanitary and I don't get a mouth full of hair when I am blowing him.

Full shave?

Got any pics?

[skeptical]

Full shave?

Got any pics?
Yes, it's a full shave, alas, I have no pics. I will try to get one though and post it.

[What Would Satan Do]

See now I think a full shave is too much, I had to wait into my teenage years to get that hair, I'm not shaving it all off now!

[skeptical]

But it's very sexy. And so NICE not to get a mouth full of hair when I blow him. I return the favor for him and do a full shave on myself too. We are very into the oral sex foreplay.

[ThreeOnAMeathook]

Lol, tons of the other actors are staring at it...Its human nature I guess.