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Tazzzz
May 10th, 2009, 05:26 PM
Angelo Dicks, 31
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WTF!!, imitating Jesus ???? I must have missed the nude testaments chapters in my bible. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to What would Jesus do. However his name Angelo does mean Angel or messanger, guess that makes him the Dick messanger, come to spread the good word about..... I guess the name could also be interpreted as " Hung like an Angel".


STRATFORD -- A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.

Police received complaints from several beachgoers enjoying the unseasonably warm temperatures that there was an unclothed man on the beach.

Angelo Dicks, 31, of Gregory Circle, was allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children, according to officers sent to the scene.

When Dicks was told nudity is not allowed on the public beach, he allegedly responded that he was imitating Jesus, adding that he did not want to have a bikini line.

After refusing to get dressed and leave the beach, Dicks was arrested after a brief struggle with officers.

He was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of peace, and interfering with police.

He was released after posting $5,000 bond.

http://www.newstimes.com/ci_12239671?source=most_viewed
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Angelo Dicks myspace page
http://www.myspace.com/433460949

Unamused Cat
May 10th, 2009, 05:45 PM
You're closer to God when nekkid, don't yah know?

thehesbomb
May 10th, 2009, 06:02 PM
Wow. His last name is "Dicks". Good times.

Death Bed
May 10th, 2009, 09:46 PM
It would have been hilarious if he told the police "Consider the lilies of the field". :rofl:

Horrible excuse he made anyways. There is nothing in the gospels about Jesus wanting to avoid tan lines, and even if there was, this guy is the wrong pigmentation to have them to begin with.

Wicked Doll
May 10th, 2009, 10:12 PM
Errr. . .I hope he used sunblock at least.

Jaded
May 12th, 2009, 04:10 AM
FlamingFox grabbed this one for the front page!

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/05/12/angelo-dicks-was-imitating-jesus/