Pirelli Jones, the myth

[Pirelli Jones]

Well hell now we'll get all interested in each other's personal goings and less focused on their ta-ta's and pretty soon we'll all be swapping spit in the showers and there won't be anyone humiliating troglodytes as I believe God intends it on the front page. That's what happens when word gets out on a good thing I suppose.

In all seriousness though, thanks for having me you can expect more of the same. If one in five make you smile please don't hit me with the ban-stick, I'm addicted to getting Thanked by named avatars now.

Look for my book, The System Works, I have a huge pile of notes just waiting to be analysized through wordgames and then edited, marketed, etc, I've also ghost-written a series called The Myspace Murders and am willing to share credit with anyone who can help me beat Trench Reynolds to press.

* or I'm Pirelli Jones and I don't follow implied protocols well.

[Morbid]

I am here to help with the Myspace Murders!

[impqueen]

me too. i'm in. i'm all about beating people to things. or with things, you know, whichever.

wait, why should we not be focusing on the ta-tas?

[Pirelli Jones]

why should we not be focusing on the ta-tas?

See the whole joke is blown cuz of that dam Morbid (just playing to the Imp boss!) but this was originally a diatribe against introductions/community/etc as it would get us more into each other and less able to objectively appreciate the beauty we each offer, yous especially there Impy ;) as well as cut into our troglodyte humiliation routines which provides the release that is really my motivation for being here (again pandering M, you know I'm here to clean that couch, especially after Kathy's week is up!)

But shit I've friended some of you through MySpace which is so closely linked to my real-world jugaloo cover that I can't dare discuss anything but hypotheticals from here on out anyway.

Time for my meds....

[Morbid]

I fucked his post up. Royally. It was a joke against his joke. He made a comment to my original thread. As a joke, I made a thread out of his original comment. Then I went and deleted it by accident. Then you posted. The Pirelli tried to explain what his comment was for. Then I posted to explain even further. And here we are.

[Athena]

But shit I've friended some of you through MySpace which is so closely linked to my real-world jugaloo cover that I can't dare discuss anything but hypotheticals from here on out anyway.



*Gasp*...

You're on MySpace?

[TXChris]

Myspace? What's that? Oh, yeah. Hell, doesn't everyone have three?

[Becca]

Pirelli, you can stay focused on my ta-ta's all you want. Welcome!

[CPL CHUD]

Cool, another Mexican. Hola!

[TXChris]

We call 'em Mesicans down here. We don't have X's. It's kind of like Bexar County, where San Antonio is located. It's pronounced "bear." See? No X in the pronunciation.

[swivel]

I fucked his post up. Royally. It was a joke against his joke. He made a comment to my original thread. As a joke, I made a thread out of his original comment. Then I went and deleted it by accident. Then you posted. The Pirelli tried to explain what his comment was for. Then I posted to explain even further. And here we are.

You should write for "Lost".

[Pirelli Jones]

May God bless me by never allowing the denziens of the den to ever see this mug here again;

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/chris_doing/Cole/DSC01138.jpg

1534CST 030108 7 lbs 9 ozs. 36.8 Weeks Gestated

Mom is well, Baby is well but taking drugs to mature lungs further, not that you asked.

TTYL, Gotta go update my fubar :D

[Kathy]

Congratulations!! :D

[Morbid]

Congrats!!

[impqueen]

ahhhhh!!! babybabybabybabybabybabybaby!!!

I love babies. Don't throw this one or shake it or anything. If she's a girl, you can call her Imp, I will not mind at all. If he's a boy, well, you can still call him Imp. Just sayin'. Imp is kind of a gender neutral name.

[Becca]

Congratulations to you, and good job for the Mrs. What a beautiful baby!!

[Hippiepoet]

Baby!!!! I love babies....'specially other folk's. lol Seriously man, beautiful child.

*welcome to the world, baby Pirelli*:D

[Pirelli Jones]

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[Becca]

Too cute Pirelli! Thanks for sharing!

[~Absynthe~]

What a cutie!!!! Congrats!!!:)

[maryhaze]

beautiful baby,,,,,,,,do ya need any boy toys????? i've got two boys, they ain't right,,,,,,but i can sit for ya??????????