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Jaded
April 25th, 2009, 09:35 PM
Don’t bother knocking if the dumpster is rocking.
That’s what Saanich police found out early Friday, while following up on a call of “suspicious persons.”
A Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster.
The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence.
The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release.
The man was arrested on an unrelated matter and the woman was told to go home.
http://www.theprovince.com/news/Couple+caught+having+dumpster/1531547/story.html
sherrz
April 25th, 2009, 09:36 PM
The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release.
:rofl: How embarassing.
totallytoddler
April 25th, 2009, 09:43 PM
LOL...thats funny...though I am surprised the woman wasnt charged with indecent exposure or something!!! She got LUCKY....
twice that day apparantly!!!! :knuddel:
Dakota Valkyrie
April 25th, 2009, 09:44 PM
...and the woman was told to go home.
"Home" must be a real shit hole if a dumpster was chosen for their love nest. How romantic.
Wicked Doll
April 25th, 2009, 09:45 PM
I'm all for trying new and different places to have sex, but a dumpster? That's just nasty.
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm131/nocturnal_toxin/2008/december/newcam042.jpg
. . .or in. Ewwwww.
Jaded
April 25th, 2009, 09:45 PM
That's nasty. Just fucking nasty...
MichaelJCheaney
April 25th, 2009, 09:47 PM
What a "dumpy" place to have sex....
Tazzzz
April 25th, 2009, 09:47 PM
EEWwwwwwy, I can think if thousands and thousands of places to do it and a dumpster isnt on any of thoughs lists. The only time you would find me in one was if I was dead or hideing from the Po Po. They have to have been homeless , otherwise I cant think of a good reason for them to use a damn dirty dumpster.
Jaded
April 25th, 2009, 09:55 PM
EEWwwwwwy, I can think if thousands and thousands of places to do it and a dumpster isnt on any of thoughs lists. The only time you would find me in one was if I was dead or hideing from the Po Po. They have to have been homeless , otherwise I cant think of a good reason for them to use a damn dirty dumpster.
Alcohol may be another reason. Lots and lots of alcohol...
Wicked Doll
April 25th, 2009, 09:57 PM
Alcohol may be another reason. Lots and lots of alcohol...
I don't know about everyone else, but there aren't enough Long Island Iced Teas in the universe to make me think a dumpster would be hawt.
Kitty
April 25th, 2009, 10:01 PM
whole new spin on "doing the dirty" :lollypop:
Unamused Cat
April 26th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Were they homeless? The woman went back home to her dumpster. :tongue:
popeyeray
April 27th, 2009, 07:07 AM
Dag nab it that's [SIZE="5"]hawt[/SIZ:reddy:E] news!
Thinkgoat
April 27th, 2009, 10:11 AM
New meaning to dumpster diving....
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