Can You, Haiku?

[Hippiepoet]

Heh. I am sure most of you intelligent folks know what a haiku is. A poem style brought to us from the Japanese, usually about nature, in a 5-7-5 syllabic style.

1st line consists of 5 syllables
2nd line consists of 7 syllables
3rd line consists of 5 syllables

Let me give you a couple examples

Breeze blows through my hair
Essence of Spring I detect
Thirsting for the warmth

or how about this one?

Tree roots grow deeply
Entwining with Mother Earth
A perfect marriage...

You can also change the tone and make it silly or evil or sexy, perverted whatever. But the game is played like this....You start your haiku's first line with the person's before you, last line.

Example....Last line of my haiku above was "a perfect marriage". I would start my new haiku with that line...

A perfect marriage
What a fucking joke these days
Divorce rate is high:p

Okay who wants to be the first to give poetry a go? Get your haiku freak on, my friends. I am so curious as to what kind of goodies you crazy ass folks will come up with. Again be funny, be serious, be whatever. Just remember your 5-7-5 pattern. ;) Your first line is my last line above....."Divorce rate is high" :)

[Morbid]

I have written one haiku in my life. It was my review for the horror film, The Hamiltons

ahem..

If you watch this film,
please try to keep yourself from
scratching your eyes out

[Morbid]

I have written one haiku in my life. It was my review for the horror film, The Hamiltons

ahem..

If you watch this film,
please try to keep yourself from
scratching your eyes out

It would help if I read your entire post as well...hold on here we go,

Divorce rate is high
If you are married right now
Hide all your money

[Hippiepoet]

Hippie loves the Morbid One :D hahahahhhaha


Hide all your money
Bury it deep in a hole
Under the birdbath :p

[Morbid]

Under the birdbath
Where all the greener grass grows
I buried my wife

[swivel]

Flicking their fingers,
readers check after my math.
They sense something wrong.

[Pirelli Jones]

They sense something wrong
Typhoons metaphorically
Nincompoops eat bread

[Unamused Cat]

Loving only you
Dancing blind on a high wire
and no safety net

[impqueen]

And no safety net
Can protect you from my push
I'll trip you, you'll fall

[Pirelli Jones]

I'll trip you, you'll fall
Mountains tumble beneath you
The world is your wire


*What nincompoops isn't playable?

[impqueen]

the world is your wire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOwStKiGOIA)
invented the internet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVcU3nhKcBU&feature=related)
Barack Obama (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xb3bDwE9jQ&feature=relate)

(note: it kind of works better if you click the links. I know Al Gore *really* invented the internet.)

[Hippiepoet]

Swiv and Unamused Cat great haiku's. Just remember in this game. Your FIRST line must be the person's before you, LAST line.


Barack Obama
He's running for president
Let's hope he don't fall :p

[Unamused Cat]

Oops :o

[Morbid]

Let's hope he don't fall
That great loving god above
But I'm sure he's dead

[Kathy]

But I'm sure he's dead
The woman thought to herself
as the body twitched

[Morbid]

As the body twitched
I smelled the freshly dug earth
as I held it close

[impqueen]

as i held it close
it twitched, so i got duct tape
damned gerbil, stay still!

[Kathy]

damned gerbil, stay still
I am all out of white mice
my python needs food

[TalkingJesus]

damned gerbil, stay still
I am all out of white mice
my python needs food

my python needs food
Imp drops gerbil into cage
Monty eats it raw

[Hippiepoet]

Monty eats it raw
Yeah, he likes it warm and moist
Pinker is better

[LadyValkyrie37]

Pinker is better
But rosy red is the best
Make it hurt so good

[Hippiepoet]

Make it hurt so good
Throw me over the bedside
Fuck me really hard:D

[impqueen]

"fuck me really hard,"
she said, right before her head
went through the drywall.

[Kathy]

went through the drywall
baby with fucktard mother
troglodytes be damned

[Pirelli Jones]

troglodytes be damned
humiliation dispensed
panties are lofty

[Morbid]

panties are lofty
when thrown to me by females
my arms wide open

[Hippiepoet]

My arms wide open
Ready to catch your klutz ass
When you fucking fall
:D

[impqueen]

When you fucking fall
Because you caught panties with
Your face, I will laugh.

[Hippiepoet]

Your face, I will laugh.
Your smile, I will fucking smack
Your ass, I will whip.

Muhahahahha

[Kathy]

Your ass, I will whip.
If you keep talking that shit.
Can you back it up?

[Kathy]

*bump* :D

[aspartame]

you all are to fast for me!

[impqueen]

"Can you back it up?"
She asked, smiling winningly
"No," he said, and cried.

[aspartame]

"No," he said, and cried.
you cant stick it in the butt
that would make me gay!

[Hippiepoet]

That would make me gay
He laughed all giddy and such
Fuck, you are funny!

[skeptical]

Fuck, you are funny!
She thought to herself
Looking at his smile

[Hippiepoet]

Looking at his smile
She knew she had to fuck him
She grasped his hard cock.

[skeptical]

She grasped his hard cock
Putting it into her mouth
She began to suck.

[michelle]

She began to suck
Up ran her hand and she felt
This dude had big tits

[impqueen]

This dude had big tits!
Gynecomastia sucks.
Ask that Fight Club guy.

[michelle]

Ask that Fight Club guy.
Bat out of Hell, he would sing.
Let me sleep on it.

[Hippiepoet]

Let me sleep on it
Please, your bed looks so comfy
With soft silken sheets

[lovestruckhippie]

With soft silken sheets
Your breath caresses my skin
Aching for your touch

Peace

~Shannon

[Hippiepoet]

Aching for your touch
Your strong hands grasping my breasts
Tongue exploring tongue

[impqueen]

tongue exploring tongue
that's not legal anymore
if she's a minor

[lovestruckhippie]

Tongue exploring tongue
Hands explore erotic depth
Pulls you inside me

Peace

~Shannon

[TalkingJesus]

If she's a minor
You can not sleep with her or
We will front page you

[Kathy]

we will front page you
and pull up your myspace page
filled with ghetto speak

[Miss. Hill]

filled with ghetto speak
your a ghetto superstar
and child abuser

[Hippiepoet]

And child abuser
Know this, we will shame your ass
Cause you deserve it!

[Miss. Hill]

cause you deserve it!
we will call you names, you hoe
put the penis down

[Hippiepoet]

Put the Penis down
A famous saying from Imp
My beautiful queen

[impqueen]

My beautiful Queen
Bohemian Rhapsody
Freddie died too young

[Hippiepoet]

Freddie died too young
He fucked some boys and got AIDS
Champion no more:p

[Hippiepoet]

It's been over a month so I am attempting to revive this thread....

Champion no more
I have been losing for years
I fucking give up!:out:

[Lizard]

I fucking give up!
Who are some of these retards?
Ban them all, Killroy!

[Kathy]

I fucking give up.
My "fat" jeans will not fasten.
I've gained too much weight.

:D

[Lizard]

I've gained too much weight
And I dreamed about swivel
Please, someone kill me

[Hippiepoet]

Please someone kill me
For I am a total fuck
I lost my ribbons:mad:



Muahahahhahahaa

[impqueen]

I lost my ribbons
They came loose from my hair when
The wind whipped through it

[Hippiepoet]

The wind whipped through it
Blowing dust and sand in swirls
Ribbons of brown... dance:)

[Lizard]

Ribbons of brown... dance
While the water swirls around
Diarrhea sucks.

[Hippiepoet]

Diarrhea sucks
It makes your intestines cramp
Imodium please!:D

[Kathy]

Imodium please
Vacation food makes me ill
I feel so wretched

[Hippiepoet]

I feel so wretched
My throat is so fucking sore
Who gave me this cold?:mad:

[impqueen]

Who gave me this cold
Wet, decomposing body?
I like my men live.

[Hippiepoet]

I like my men live
Necrophilia bores me
That is so last week!

muhahahahhahaha

[Lizard]

That is so last week!
And this is so tomorrow.
I'm in the present.

[Hippiepoet]

I'm in the present
Untie the bow, release me
I can't fucking breathe:p

[Lizard]

I can't fucking breathe
Roll over already, bum!
Fat fucking husband

[Hippiepoet]

Fat fucking husband
Needs to go on a diet
Eats too fucking much

[Hippiepoet]

Shit fire! you non haikuing... (it could be a word) fuckers. I've decided to revitalize this damn thread. We've so many new members. Come on try your skills at rhythm and rhyme. Again haiku is so fucking easy and can be quite fun. (Haiku was originally started by the Japanese and was tuned to a naturalistic theme). In here...anything goes. Only rule is 5/7/5. 5 syllables in the first line. 7 in the second line and 5 in the third. My last line becomes your first. Ready?????

Let's pick up from April *cough cough* the fucking dust is horrid, peeps. :crazy:

Eats too fucking much
Obese man at the diner
His heart will explode:proud2:

[Kitty]

Eats too fucking much
Obese man at the diner
His heart will explode

His heart will explode
When he catches his woman
In bed with a chick


Had I know about this sooner Hippie-- I'd have played!
Haiku's are ok-- but limericks are so much more fun!

[Hippiepoet]

His heart will explode
When he catches his woman
In bed with a chick


Had I know about this sooner Hippie-- I'd have played!
Haiku's are ok-- but limericks are so much more fun!

In bed with a chick
Sprawled out on red silken sheets
Ready to go down.:lollypop:

[SoUncool]

Ready to go down
Pants unzipped horny as hell
Where is this guy's dick?!

[Kitty]

Ready to go down
Pants unzipped horny as hell
Where is this guy's dick?!



Where is this guy's dick?!
Maybe he's also a chick?
No it's very cold...

[penelopejo]

No it's very cold
I need a big piece of wood
To start my fire

[Hippiepoet]

Where is this guy's dick?!
Maybe he's also a chick?
No it's very cold...

No it's very cold
Snow and cold winds are blowing
His dick is shrunken :dong:

[Kitty]

No it's very cold
I need a big piece of wood
To start my fire

No it's very cold
Snow and cold winds are blowing
His dick is shrunken

To start my fire
And make it warmer or else
His dick is shrunken..

since ya'll doubled-- i got creative

[penelopejo]

His dick is shrunken
I'll suck it or something
Nope, it's still too small :proud2:

[Kitty]

His dick is shrunken
I'll suck it or something
Nope, it's still too small :proud2:

Nope it's still too small
Send a pump or viagra
Plead with him to rise

[penelopejo]

Nope it's still too small
Send a pump or viagra
Plead with him to rise
Plead with him to rise
It's time for him to work-out
Stupid, lazy ass

[Kitty]

Plead with him to rise
It's time for him to work-out
Stupid, lazy ass

Stupid, lazy ass
If he really were a chick
We'd have no worries

[RaVen Blackehart]

Hot dog homicide.

Your knife has cut my best friend!

Am I to be next?

http://i34.tinypic.com/2005mh1.jpg

[penelopejo]

Stupid, lazy ass
If he really were a chick
We'd have no worries

We'd have no worries
if he were only truthful
He is a big dick

[Kitty]

We'd have no worries
if he were only truthful
He is a big dick

He is a big dick
Too bad he doesn't have one
Only a big liar

[feisty76]

He is a big dick
Too bad he doesn't have one
Only a big liar

Only a big liar
would utter i love you and
"lose" my cell number

[Rockin Ma]

only a liar
Lady Justice is not fair
We'll do it ourselves

[Rockin Ma]

Lose my cell number
Cause you are so damn ugly
I'm hot for young guys

[Hippiepoet]

Lose my cell number
Cause you are so damn ugly
I'm hot for young guys

I'm hot for young guys
Chiseled abs or pot bellies
I don't give a shit!

[penelopejo]

I'm hot for young guys
Chiseled abs or pot bellies
I don't give a shit!
I don't give a shit
You can suck my big fat dick
Whoops!! I don't have one.

[Hippiepoet]

I don't give a shit
You can suck my big fat dick
Whoops!! I don't have one.


Whoops!! I don't have one
And I've always wanted one
What was it again? :crazy:

[Kitty]

Whoops!! I don't have one
And I've always wanted one
What was it again? :crazy:

What was it again?
Big fat man, hot and handsome,
Hope he has a job!

[penelopejo]

What was it again?
Big fat man, hot and handsome,
Hope he has a job!
Hope he has a job
So that I can get knocked up
And mooch forever

[Kitty]

Hope he has a job
So that I can get knocked up
And mooch forever


And mooch forever
With my skilled magic cooter
If he strays he pays

[Rockin Ma]

If he strays he pays
I will use Envy's nail gun
and hurt him a lot

[penelopejo]

If he strays he pays
I will use Envy's nail gun
and hurt him a lot
and hurt him a lot
to the point of no return
Do you want to join?

[Rockin Ma]

Do you want to join
do you want to follow me
why don't you just lead

[penelopejo]

Do you want to join
do you want to follow me
why don't you just lead
Why don't you just lead
Lead me to the bed tonight
And let's get it on, ahhhhhhh:proud2:

[Rockin Ma]

Lets get in on ahhhhhh
been waiting for this too long
What? No Way! You're Done?

[penelopejo]

Lets get in on ahhhhhh
been waiting for this too long
What? No Way! You're Done?
What? No Way! You're Done?
Was it really that easy?
Damn, I lost my bet

[Hippiepoet]

What? No Way! You're Done?
Was it really that easy?
Damn, I lost my bet

Damn, I lost my bet
I thought for sure I would win
Seems I'm fucked again!

[Dakota_Valkyrie]

Damn, I lost my bet
I thought for sure I would win
Seems I'm fucked again!
Seems I'm fucked again!
Do not know my syllables
I can not Haiku

[penelopejo]

Seems I'm fucked again!
Do not know my syllables
I can not Haiku
I can not Haiku
Can you do it for me please?
Wait, I just did it!!!:five:

[Rockin Ma]

Seems I'm fucked again!
Do not know my syllables
I can not Haiku


I can not Haiku
I am not that creative
This is a cool thread

[penelopejo]

I can not Haiku
I am not that creative
This is a cool thread
This is a cool thread
See, the one right here right now
It tells the future

[Hippiepoet]

This is a cool thread
See, the one right here right now
It tells the future

It tells the future
This crystal ball that I have
I see dead people. :hello:

[penelopejo]

It tells the future
This crystal ball that I have
I see dead people. :hello:
I see dead people
I can see them all the time
They're going to kill me!

[RaVen Blackehart]

Here's Dreamin' Demon

My favorite place to be

Not counting Bingo

[Rockin Ma]

I see dead people
I can see them all the time
They're going to kill me!

Going to kill me
I left the lights on all night
I'm paying for it

[Maggie Mae]

I'm slow and I suck.

[RaVen Blackehart]

I'm slow and I suck.

That must be the new "abbreviated haiku". Very minimalist. http://i35.tinypic.com/2hdxqpy.gif

[Maggie Mae]

That must be the new "abbreviated haiku". Very minimalist. http://i35.tinypic.com/2hdxqpy.gifI had a haiku up but someone beat me to it and I panicked and deleted mine.

Everyone hold still. I'm gonna try again.

[Maggie Mae]

I'm paying for it
Which is ironic because
This season ain't cheap.

[Rockin Ma]

This season ain't cheap
I panicked also Maggie
did it yesterday

[feisty76]

I'm paying for it--
for every hot, slick word that
scarred your faith, your soul

[feisty76]

Sorry! I threw off the sequence! ):

[Maggie Mae]

Sorry! I threw off the sequence! ):It happens! Do another one. :)

[Maggie Mae]

This season ain't cheap
I panicked also Maggie
did it yesterdayDid it yesterday.
Bought some presents and hid them,
Away from nosies.

[Rockin Ma]

Did it yesterday.
Bought some presents and hid them,
Away from nosies.

Away from nosies
That's when I'm in my own hell
Then the voices speak

[Maggie Mae]

Away from nosies
That's when I'm in my own hell
Then the voices speak
Then the voices speak,
Say "GET ME THAT FOR CHRISTMAS!"
I realize I'm broke.

[Rockin Ma]

Then the voices speak,
Say "GET ME THAT FOR CHRISTMAS!"
I realize I'm broke.

I realize I'm broke
Christmas is just about here
Kids don't get I'm broke

[penelopejo]

I realize I'm broke
Christmas is just about here
Kids don't get I'm broke

Kids don't get I'm Broke
I want it all, I say ALL
I want something too:dong:

[Rockin Ma]

Kids don't get I'm Broke
I want it all, I say ALL
I want something too:dong:

I want something too
I never think of myself
The kids must come first

[penelopejo]

I want something too
I never think of myself
The kids must come first
The kids must come first
Or else I'll get frontpaged
"Mom cancels Christmas"

[Rockin Ma]

The kids must come first
Or else I'll get frontpaged
"Mom cancels Christmas"

Mom cancels Christmas
if those chillins keep fighting
Naw, would not do it!

[Hippiepoet]

Mom cancels Christmas
if those chillins keep fighting
Naw, would not do it!

Naw, would not do it!
Well, maybe if I'm pissed off
Then they'd be crying

[Pete Bondurant]

A bloated corpse rots
maggots squirm, feeding on flesh
most have severed limbs

[Rockin Ma]

A bloated corpse rots
maggots squirm, feeding on flesh
most have severed limbs

Most have severed limbs
Innocents who walk on mines
get rid of land mines

[penelopejo]

Most have severed limbs
Innocents who walk on mines
get rid of land mines

Get rid of land mines?!?!
You're just a crazy talking
This is war, not peace

[Rockin Ma]

Get rid of land mines?!?!
You're just a crazy talking
This is war, not peace


This is war not peace
I mean abandoned mines see
for years that just sit

[Hippiepoet]

This is war not peace
I mean abandoned mines see
for years that just sit


for years that just sit
these horrid weapons of war
waiting to eat flesh

[Rockin Ma]

for years that just sit
these horrid weapons of war
waiting to eat flesh

Waiting to eat flesh
that damn MRSA in the jails
Hope it gets pedos

[penelopejo]

Waiting to eat flesh
that damn MRSA in the jails
Hope it gets pedos
Hope it gets pedos
To stop abusing children
But that won't happen

[Rockin Ma]

Hope it gets pedos
To stop abusing children
But that won't happen

But that won't happen
Though it doesn't hurt to dream
Can't do anything

[Hippiepoet]

But that won't happen
Though it doesn't hurt to dream
Can't do anything

Can't do anything
Stuck inside this darkened cave
Fucking flashlight failed:hello:

[Rockin Ma]

Can't do anything
Stuck inside this darkened cave
Fucking flashlight failed:hello:

Fucking flashlight failed
I have a big blunt to light
Big toke... lots of light

[Hippiepoet]

Fucking flashlight failed
I have a big blunt to light
Big toke... lots of light:proud2:



Big toke...lots of light
Smoke fills the space around me
Fuck! Now I can't see!:cheers:

:crazy:

[DirtyLopez]

:proud2:



Big toke...lots of light
Smoke fills the space around me
Fuck! Now I can't see!:cheers:

:crazy:

Sorry to interupt your regularly responded haiku, but I forgot how to make'em. I'll be joining in the game soon, after research : ) Herro, Hipster: )

[penelopejo]

:proud2:



Big toke...lots of light
Smoke fills the space around me
Fuck! Now I can't see!:cheers:

:crazy:
Fuck! Now I can't see!
I can't believe I'm blind now..
Now I need a cane

[RaVen Blackehart]

Fuck! Now I can't see!

I just dropped my contact lens

down the God damned drain.


DISREGARD THIS ONE. PENELOPEJO POSTED RIGHT BEFORE ME.

[Hippiepoet]

Fuck! Now I can't see!
I can't believe I'm blind now..
Now I need a cane

Now I need a cane
Old feeble bitch that I am
Cranky and nasty!


:proud2:

[RaVen Blackehart]

Cranky and nasty
that describes me to a "T"

I need to get laid.

[penelopejo]

Cranky and nasty
that describes me to a "T"

I need to get laid.

I need to get laid
Cobwebs are in my cooter
Heh, I used cooter

[Hippiepoet]

I need to get laid
Cobwebs are in my cooter
Heh, I used cooter

Heh, I used cooter
Cunt, taco, sweet niblets too
I ain't no pussy. :crazy::lollypop:

:hello:

[Kitty]

Heh, I used cooter
Cunt, taco, sweet niblets too
I ain't no pussy. :crazy::lollypop:

:hello:

I ain't no pussy
I am the one and only
Come play demonites!

[penelopejo]

I ain't no pussy
I am the one and only
Come play demonites!
Come play demonites
Kitty, and Hippie and me
Are the only ones

[Rockin Ma]

Come play demonites
Kitty, and Hippie and me
Are the only ones

Are the only ones
penelope jo, not me?
aw man, I'm left out

[Alicatt]

Aw man, I'm left out
Marshmellows are all gone, and coco
Guess i'll settle for eggnog

[Rockin Ma]

Aw man, I'm left out
Marshmellows are all gone, and coco
Guess i'll settle for eggnog

I'll settle for 'nog
along with lots of liquor
It will get me drunk

[DamagedGoods]

it will get me drunk!!
therefore I will drink it all!!
but not eggnog, gross

[Rockin Ma]

it will get me drunk!!
therefore I will drink it all!!
but not eggnog, gross

Not eggnog, gross
I really do agree there
Just give me liquor

[Alicatt]

Not eggnog, gross
I really do agree there
Just give me liquor

Just give me liquor
it's a whole lot better
It keeps me warm :cheers:

[DamagedGoods]

Dog, it keeps me warm
So he's allowed on the bed...
Unless he does fart

[RaVen Blackehart]

Unless he does fart

I can't tell if he's alive

Big lazy fat man!!




gee, I wonder who I was thinking of when I wrote this

[Rockin Ma]

Unless he does fart

I can't tell if he's alive

Big lazy fat man!!




gee, I wonder who I was thinking of when I wrote this

Big lazy fat man
get up and get the fuck out
how did you get in?

[RaVen Blackehart]

Big lazy fat man
get up and get the fuck out
how did you get in?

HAHAHAHA...I'm out of thanks already but consider yourself thanked. I need unlimited "thanks" dammit!

[Hippiepoet]

Big lazy fat man
get up and get the fuck out
how did you get in?

How did you get in?
Did you climb in the window?
Sneaky little prick!:hello:

[Rockin Ma]

How did you get in?
Did you climb in the window?
Sneaky little prick!:hello:

Sneaky little prick
I told you i was tired
Take it out my ass

[penelopejo]

Sneaky little prick
I told you i was tired
Take it out my ass

Take it out my ass
Is this your first time or what?
The good hole is there

[Rockin Ma]

The good hole is here
Obviously you like men
What the fucking fuck

[Rockin Ma]

What the fucking fuck
the only one haiku-ing
come and play with me

[zapp]

When the dragon's
Grown too mighty too to slay
with pen or sword

[Hippiepoet]

When the dragon's
Grown too mighty too to slay
with pen or sword

Ummm Zapp wtf? :crazy:

With pen or a sword
Pick which one I should use to
poke your fucking eye.:lollypop:

[zapp]

I grow weary of
the battle and the storm
I walk toward

[zapp]

When all around
Is madness and there's no safe
port in view

[zapp]

Ummm Zapp wtf?



I long to turn
My path homeward to Stop
a while with you

[Rockin Ma]

I long to turn
My path homeward to Stop
a while with you

A while with you
would drive me fucking bonkers
half hour at most

[Hippiepoet]

A while with you
would drive me fucking bonkers
half hour at most

Half an hour at most
Is all it would take baby
To satisfy me:lollypop:

[Rockin Ma]

Half an hour at most
Is all it would take baby
To satisfy me:lollypop:

To satisfy me
it's really very simple
do all the housework

[zapp]

A while with you
would drive me fucking bonkers
half hour at most

When life becomes
As barren and as cold
As winter skies

[zapp]

Half an hour at most
Is all it would take baby
To satisfy me:lollypop:


There's a beacon
In the darkness in a distant
pair of eyes

[Hippiepoet]

Zapp, my brother, you know I love you you, but man, in order to play the haiku game, your first line is the person's before you last line. And haiku is first line 5 syllables, 2nd line 7 syllables and third line 5 syllables. Okay?
Now bend over and let me spank your naughty ass. btw I would totally dig you whispering some of those haikus in my ear....cause ya know. That'd be kinda hot and all and it is so fucking cold right here.:hello:

Dark brown pair of eyes
Looking deeply into yours
Is anyone home?:proud2:

[penelopejo]

To satisfy me
it's really very simple
do all the housework

Do all the housework
That's all I do, clean, clean, clean
This is bullshit man



Hey hippie, where are we supposed to be????

I got lost somewhere.......I think this is the right one.....

[Rockin Ma]

This is bullshit man

I missed the schwan man again

I like chicken fries

[DamagedGoods]

I like chicken fries!
but chicken balls are better
mmm-mmm tasty balls!:ciao:

[Hippiepoet]

I like chicken fries!
but chicken balls are better
mmm-mmm tasty balls!:ciao:

Mmm-mmm tasty balls
Licking, swirling my long tongue
In erotic paths:lollypop:

[Rockin Ma]

Mmm-mmm tasty balls
Licking, swirling my long tongue
In erotic paths:lollypop:

In erotic paths
I walk the red light district
I'm a high priced hoe!

[RaVen Blackehart]

I'm a high priced ho
I always win at Bingo
they all hate me there

[Rockin Ma]

I'm a high priced ho
I always win at Bingo
they all hate me there


They all hate me there
But that is ok with me
Damn them straight to hell

[zapp]

mmm-mmm tasty balls
licking, swirling my long tongue
in erotic paths:lollypop:


omg omg
876-5309
omg

[penelopejo]

omg omg
876-5309
omg


don't you mean 867-5309, or do you just like to confuzzle people like that?


Damn them straight to hell
Fuck you, fuck everyone here
Why don't you like me?:dong:

[zapp]

peneolpe jo
you have me dead to rights
can I kiss your lip

[penelopejo]

peneolpe jo
you have me dead to rights
can I kiss your lip

what lip....can't you see that I'm just a skull...

can I kiss your lip
you ask but you can't do so
I'm married, sucker

[RaVen Blackehart]

Happy holidays

try to keep it all year long

or don't, it's your choice

[Rockin Ma]

Happy holidays

try to keep it all year long

or don't, it's your choice

Or don't, it's your choice
If you do though, you will see
life is pretty good

[Rockin Ma]

Life is pretty good
Come on, Haiku with me please
It makes me happy

[theskyisfalling]

It makes me happy
when you obey my orders
my tits work wonders
:tongue2:

[Rockin Ma]

It makes me happy
when you obey my orders
my tits work wonders
:tongue2:

My tits work wonders
OK, if they were bigger
Then they really would

[Hippiepoet]

My tits work wonders
OK, if they were bigger
Then they really would

Then they really would
rock, if I could fire bullets
from these Double D's:proud2:

[theskyisfalling]

From these double D's
A light shines radiantly
no man can refuse

[Rockin Ma]

From these double D's
A light shines radiantly
no man can refuse

No man can refuse
to give me all that I want
I'll have to find one

[penelopejo]

No man can refuse
to give me all that I want
I'll have to find one

I'll have to find one
I have a majic cooter
This should be easy

[Peeperann]

I'll have to find one
I have a majic cooter
This should be easy

This should be easy
it's not an ending
But the beginning

[Rockin Ma]

This should be easy
it's not an ending
But the beginning

But the beginning
I knew it was damn true
really just the end

[Rockin Ma]

Really just the end
Bring this thread back to the top
I like writng poems

[penelopejo]

Really just the end
Bring this thread back to the top
I like writng poems

I like writing poems
It gives my brain a workout
-SYSTEM OVERLOAD-:vollkommenauf:

[Peeperann]

I like writing poems
It gives my brain a workout
-SYSTEM OVERLOAD-:vollkommenauf:

system overload
my brain hurts
it's about to explode

[Rockin Ma]

system overload
my brain hurts
it's about to explode

Its about to explode
My, heart, its so full of love
Hope it don't, I'd die

[Rockin Ma]

Hope it don't I'd die
to see the sky if falling
Oh, that's a fable