Joseph Criss kidnapped his former girlfriend

[Wicked Doll]

Guess he doesn't take it well when a girl dumps him. What a charmer.


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Harford County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a Bel Air man wanted in the kidnapping and assault of his former girlfriend.

Deputies arrested 28-year-old Joseph Criss early Monday at his home. He's charged in a warrant with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and second-degree assault. Authorities say further charges are pending in Baltimore County.

Sheriff's office spokesman Sgt. Dave Betz says Criss drove the 22-year-old Forest Hill woman from her home to a parking lot at Golden Ring Shopping Center in Baltimore County on Sunday.

Betz says Criss hit the woman several times and sexually assaulted her. When Criss drove to a convenience store on Pulaski Highway, the woman ran into the store and called 911.

Criss is being held on $1 million bond.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/harford/bal-arrest0413,0,7252761.story

[Anodyne]

What a dumbfuck. If a girl doesn't want to date you,or a girl breaks up with you, find a new one. It's not like there are only five in the world.

Now he's going to be real, real short on quality time with the opposite sex for some time.

On a side note, I'd date him if I was a girl. Mhmm. Lookit that face.

I guess I'm just a sucker for deep, soulful, intellectual eyes.

[Wicked Doll]

What a dumbfuck. If a girl doesn't want to date you,or a girl breaks up with you, find a new one. It's not like there are only five in the world.

Now he's going to be real, real short on quality time with the opposite sex for some time.

On a side note, I'd date him if I was a girl. Mhmm. Lookit that face.

I guess I'm just a sucker for deep, soulful, intellectual eyes.

ROFLMAO! He has what I call "Frankenhead". I can easily picture some bolts sticking out of that neck.

[Anodyne]

lmao.

I'm going to call him "Lurch" now.