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Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 06:56 AM
:fish:


FORT PIERCE -- A 39-year-old Fort Pierce man accused of hurling a fish from the North Bridge and allegedly hitting a boater on the head, faces felony and misdemeanor charges, according to an arrest affidavit from the Fort Pierce Police Department.

Richard Hughes Corley, of the 3200 block of South U.S. 1, was fishing on the North Bridge late Saturday and, along with several others on the bridge, asked a man to move his boat, the report said.

The man said he told the people on the bridge he was not going to move his boat. He then alleges he heard Corley say, "I will make him move his boat."

The man and two witnesses told police Corley then threw a fish that hit the victim on the head before it fell into the boat. The fish appeared to be cut in half and was about 4 or 5 inches long.

The man and the others in the boat told police Corley then reeled the fish back out of the boat.

The boaters then called police and identified Corley as the fish hurler. The report said police drove the man to the bridge and he identified Corley as throwing the fish as did the two other witnesses.

The report said Corley told police, "I told them I was sorry I threw the fish."

Police said they could not find the fish. (ROFLMAO)

Corley faces a felony charge of throwing a missile into a vehicle and a misdemeanor battery charge.

He was released from the St. Lucie County Jail on $15,000 bond.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-boater-hit-with-fish-bn040609,0,4893455.story

jo_momma_82
April 6th, 2009, 07:03 AM
Corley faces a felony charge of throwing a missile into a vehicle
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Peeperann
April 6th, 2009, 10:21 AM
A missile into a vehicle?? LAMO!! Stupid moron. And all this over fishing???

El Supremo
April 6th, 2009, 10:22 AM
Police said they could not find the fish. (ROFLMAO)


Time for a game of "Find the Fish"?

YouTube - Find the Fish

Special2bme
April 6th, 2009, 10:29 AM
YouTube - Jaws theme!!

This is the first thing that popped into my head was the theme of Jaws when he threw the fish at him. The attack of the killer fish. LOL

Ninja0980
April 6th, 2009, 12:55 PM
You mean he poriposefully threw that fish at the man?

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 12:59 PM
You mean he poriposefully threw that fish at the man?

:rof2l:

Good one.

Insomniac
April 6th, 2009, 03:27 PM
This news story plus Demonite comments have me laughing my ass off. :crazy:

Abroad
April 6th, 2009, 04:22 PM
Sounds like it was about time somebody put him in his plaice........

Kalehue
April 6th, 2009, 04:27 PM
This news story plus Demonite comments have me laughing my ass off. :crazy:


I lost it when I got this far through the article. Never mind the rest of the Demonite comments!

the fish hurler

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 04:29 PM
I guess this guy was just having a crappie day :bigsmile:

Abroad
April 6th, 2009, 04:32 PM
I am sure it cod have been worse.......

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 04:43 PM
I am sure it cod have been worse.......

We all have ruffe days, hopefully Mr. Corley and his warmouth have learned a valuable lesson about what happens when you chuck fish at people.

Abroad
April 6th, 2009, 04:48 PM
Unless of course he expects to skate on the charges...... :stupido3:

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 04:50 PM
I declare Abroad the winner of today's pun challenge!

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Abroad
April 6th, 2009, 05:04 PM
:blush: :blush:






I was ably supported. (And I think we were about to be groaned, so probably just as well we call it off.)

:flowers:

twinklestars
April 6th, 2009, 05:07 PM
lol I was just reading this earlier laughing my booty off. But hey, there is good fishing in Ft.Pierce!! I imagine it gets heated when you're trying too catch dinner and a douche bag in a boat is in the way hehe

Tazzzz
April 6th, 2009, 05:21 PM
Richard Hughes Corley, 39
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I think this whole story sounds fishy. :lollypop:

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The boater shouldn't have tried to "mussell" in like that, what a "crab".

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 05:25 PM
Richard Hughes Corley, 39
http://www.wptv.com/media/news/7/5/8/75856546-f45e-4907-bd7b-818d6a4669ba/Original.jpg



I think this whole story sounds fishy. :lollypop:

The boater shouldn't have tried to "mussell" in like that, what a "crab".

And second place goes to Tazzz :second2:

Anodyne
April 6th, 2009, 05:32 PM
A felony on this seems a little ridiculous.

Conversations I would have liked to see:

Police Officer: "Witnesses state you are behind this nefarious act of missile hurling"

Corley: "..what?"

Police Officer: "They say you threw the fish."

Corley: "oh, nossir, it jumped."

Police Officer: "The fish was cut in half at the time, sir."

Corley: "I know it. I marveled at that little bugger's determination, myself."



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Officer: "Did you throw a fish at that boater?"

Corley: "Nope. Threw the hook at that jackass. Fish was giving it enough weight to get to him."

Wicked Doll
April 6th, 2009, 06:40 PM
:blush: :blush:






I was ably supported. (And I think we were about to be groaned, so probably just as well we call it off.)

:flowers:

Yep, El Supremo threatened me with one.

ohmarvellousme!
April 6th, 2009, 06:48 PM
I cant believe that idiot went to the police to complain about being hit on the head by a 4-5 inch fish, ffs! And I had to laugh at the 'missile thrower' reeling his fish back in! A 5inch fish, what a prize catch! lol!


And yeah, a felony does seem a bit like overkill here, when you read about what some people do and the charges they get. They are both fools who need to get a life.