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Wicked Doll
April 5th, 2009, 04:16 PM
This one totally writes itself :)

http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss306/wicked_doll777/sealey.jpg

Duh


Polk County deputies have tracked down a thief who left a telltale sign at the crime scene: his wallet.

At about 1:30 p.m. Saturday, Polk County Sheriff's Office deputies stopped a 2001 blue Dodge Dakota that had been reported stolen in Lakeland the day before. The driver was 25-year-old Randy Sealey, a Lakeland man who was wanted in a robbery that occurred at the Sweetbay Supermarket on Friday.

Deputies said Sealey approached a woman in the grocery store Friday morning and began a conversation. He then followed her to the parking lot, asked for change and snatched her coin purse, deputies said.

As he was fleeing, Sealey dropped his wallet, leaving a driver's license behind, authorities said.

Sealey was arrested and transported to the Polk County Jail. He faces charges of robbery by sudden snatching, driving while license suspended, and grand theft auto.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/southwest/orl-bk-purse-snatching-040509,0,939600.story

RaVen Blackehart
April 5th, 2009, 04:19 PM
He must have had an extra big bowl of stupid for breakfast that morning.

Wicked Doll
April 5th, 2009, 04:21 PM
He must have had an extra big bowl of stupid for breakfast that morning.

Perhaps from the very same bowl that he used to cut his hair.

Kalehue
April 5th, 2009, 04:25 PM
I just love these stupid criminal stories. If only they were all this dumb...

Just my luck sucks
April 5th, 2009, 08:03 PM
He faces charges of robbery by sudden snatching

How many years do you get for that? Less than slow-motion snatching?

Snatching gone wrong:
No guys--NOT that snatch!

YouTube - Purse Snatchin Gone Wrong - Jiggaboo Jones