ZombieBabe
February 12th, 2008, 07:15 PM
I admit it - I read the gossip blogs. It's a guilty pleasure. Most days, there's not much interesting, and for fuck's sake I am SO sick of hearing about Britney, but every once in a while, you come across some stories that warm the cockles of any people-watcher's cold, dead heart. I am one such people-watcher, and these are said stories:
40 year old Gary Coleman got married back in August. To this fine young lady:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/enemykr8.jpg
Whoops! I meant this one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/colemanwedding2.jpg
She's 22 and she makes her money.... DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN...
On eBay.
I wonder which one is the embarrassment in that marriage?
Nice tan lines, honey!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23459
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Also, and Paris Hilton is another one that I'm tired of hearing about, but that fact that her 18 year old little brother got busted for DUI today just fills me with such glee. Now, since I avoid articles with the word Hilton in it, this one might've slipped under my radar if it weren't for the pitiful mug shot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/0212_barron_mug_ex.jpg
Blew a .14 at 8:30 in the morning? Impressive work, frat boy! Your parents must be proud.
You see that face up there, folks? That's the look of a kid who's thinking "Oh shit! Grandpappy's gonna write me out of the will for this! Nooooooo!"
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23448
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And this last article about Heath Ledger just made me chuckle, so I thought I'd share.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=3&StoryID=4093&LayoutType=1
Which famous people do you pay attention to (they don't have to be utter wastes of space like the ones I referred to)? Whose drama fascinates you?
40 year old Gary Coleman got married back in August. To this fine young lady:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/enemykr8.jpg
Whoops! I meant this one:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/colemanwedding2.jpg
She's 22 and she makes her money.... DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN...
On eBay.
I wonder which one is the embarrassment in that marriage?
Nice tan lines, honey!
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23459
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Also, and Paris Hilton is another one that I'm tired of hearing about, but that fact that her 18 year old little brother got busted for DUI today just fills me with such glee. Now, since I avoid articles with the word Hilton in it, this one might've slipped under my radar if it weren't for the pitiful mug shot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/zombiebabe/0212_barron_mug_ex.jpg
Blew a .14 at 8:30 in the morning? Impressive work, frat boy! Your parents must be proud.
You see that face up there, folks? That's the look of a kid who's thinking "Oh shit! Grandpappy's gonna write me out of the will for this! Nooooooo!"
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23448
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And this last article about Heath Ledger just made me chuckle, so I thought I'd share.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=3&StoryID=4093&LayoutType=1
Which famous people do you pay attention to (they don't have to be utter wastes of space like the ones I referred to)? Whose drama fascinates you?