Two girls, 1 bag of weed

[TheMorningStar]

Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.

After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of [sic] Lortab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”

The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.


http://baycrime.freedomblogging.com/2009/03/02/531/531/

[Unamused Cat]

Ewwww. :tongue:

[TheMorningStar]

Skunk weed anyone?

[Sister Iroz]

Ewww is right lets hope the marijuana smell out ranked the skunk smell. LOL
Definitely be wearing latex gloves to handle that baggie.

[joo]

(on the way home from picking up weed and pills)

Girl 1: I'm horny. Let's park here at the dollar store and get it on.

Girl 2: Wait, let me put this weed in my ass first in case we get caught. I'd use my vagina, but it's going to be otherwise occupied.

Girl 1: Good idea.

Or was it a "Oh 'shit,' I see cops! Hide the weed!"

What if the baggie broke? Why waste a shitload of weed like that?

:smokin::stoned::canabis:

[Kimberix]

(on the way home from picking up weed and pills)

Girl 1: I'm horny. Let's park here at the dollar store and get it on.

Girl 2: Wait, let me put this weed in my ass first in case we get caught. I'd use my vagina, but it's going to be otherwise occupied.

Girl 1: Good idea.

Or was it a "Oh 'shit,' I see cops! Hide the weed!"

What if the baggie broke? Why waste a shitload of weed like that?

:smokin::stoned::canabis:


too funny! You know I can so see it going down like that....or is it up?

[Pazuzu]

HRM is not sticking weed up my ass. HRM will just take that drug charge.

[~Absynthe~]

i would eat it long before I would stick it up my ass or someones I wouldn't wanna smoke that shit. I say fuck it what a waste of weed and what a dumb ass she had loratab and no script that is one possession charge she should of just took another possession charge f or the weed she is already gonna do time for the lortab she wouldn't get much more for the weed more than likely she had under 30gramshich is a misdemeanor loratabs are a narcotic have a friend that had a script for vicoden she didn't the way there she got stopped for she was cahargedwith possession because of the pills in her pocket the cop had no way to prove that she really had a script for them since they weren't in the bottle needless to say she got sent to prison for 9 months over that crapbut it was her faultbet she wont ever do it again

[jo_momma_82]

(on the way home from picking up weed and pills)

Girl 1: I'm horny. Let's park here at the dollar store and get it on.

Girl 2: Wait, let me put this weed in my ass first in case we get caught. I'd use my vagina, but it's going to be otherwise occupied.

Girl 1: Good idea.

Or was it a "Oh 'shit,' I see cops! Hide the weed!"

What if the baggie broke? Why waste a shitload of weed like that?

:smokin::stoned::canabis:

:rofl: You said "shitload of weed".... HAHAHAHAHA !

[Pazuzu]

:rofl: You said "shitload of weed".... Hahahahaha !

lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[bogustoo]

Why waste a shitload of weed like that?

:smokin::stoned::canabis:

Pun intended? :crazy:

[tonilj80]

Eww Eww Eww. This is why I could not work in Law Enforcement.


(on the way home from picking up weed and pills)

Girl 1: I'm horny. Let's park here at the dollar store and get it on.

Girl 2: Wait, let me put this weed in my ass first in case we get caught. I'd use my vagina, but it's going to be otherwise occupied.

Girl 1: Good idea.

Or was it a "Oh 'shit,' I see cops! Hide the weed!"

What if the baggie broke? Why waste a shitload of weed like that?

:smokin::stoned::canabis:

LOL!!!!