One Not So Pretty White Girl

[Morbid]

This one was my favorite. Again, a little background. We reported on the story of the 5 cheerleaders who died (http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/15/5-pretty-white-girls-die-in-fiery-crash/), reportedly because of the driver texting. the thread, if you choose to read it, got a bit racial with some real morons chiming in. As you will notice, we used to allow anonymous postings. Heather is the reason why it stopped.

See, after a few of her comments showing her lack of intelligence, she decided to not only start using different names and throwing the nigger word around, she really pissed me off when she used MY name and posted a stupid ass post with me apologizing for my actions or some shit. I didn't think it was fair that she got to have all the fun playing around with identities, so I decided to play too. I found her Myspace page and her name and posted her picture. (http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/15/5-pretty-white-girls-die-in-fiery-crash/#comment-1503)

I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.

As expected, her Myspace page came down and she was not too happy about having her picture shown to the world, especially after using some rather nasty racial comments.


heather wrote:
morbid(username) put a picture up of me under the fairport girls article and i
demand that it be taken down immediatly.

Morbid replied:

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massive amount of email we receive, it sometimes take up to 1 to 2 weeks for someone on
our team to respond.

If this is an emergency, or technical in nature, please email with the subject line of
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Thank you for contacting us!

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I still laugh about this one to this day. Thanks, Heather.

[impqueen]

This one is my favorite. you are indeed the shit, dude.

[What Would Satan Do]

I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.

LMAO!!!
Excellent...More! More!

Also I love that the words Stupid Ass links to Amazon and "Why Do Men Do Stupid Things For Ass?" LOL!!

[CPL CHUD]

Dude I got the same message when I sent an email to Morbid asking when he'd want to meet for tacos. The bastard!

[Count Dragula]

How did you find her profile? :rofl:

[Morbid]

How did you find her profile? :rofl:

I am really good at finding people.

[dop]

Ahhh that one was gold.

Remind me not to cross Morbid.

[DogMom]

I just read the article and all the posts and I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever come across.

Well, the details of the article was not funny. This was a terrible tragedy. But the comment posts were hilarious.

I peed in my pants when I came across Swivel's confession of "because I do not like spoiled, white, cheerleaders".

Even back in my day, many people hated the pretty, white, spoiled cheerleader bimbos. I guess we all secretly wanted them roasted.

[DarkPrincess]

I wanna be you when I grow up.

[Lizard]

<BUMP>

You guys will love this one, too. Be sure to read the comments to the FP article.

[brokenandtwisted]

Oh, I remember this case from a few years back...the thread was fucking hilarious...although I can't seem to find it.

[Lizard]

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/15/5-pretty-white-girls-die-in-fiery-crash/

[brokenandtwisted]

^ I know, but when you click to go to the thread ("Ongoing discussion") it says 'invalid'.

[Valasca]

If you are too scared to be chauffeured by some air-headed bimbos with peanut-butter legs, we can always meet over at Yahoo games and settle this like men. I'll even let you play as white!

Best. Swivel. EVAR!
:pound:

[Rawrehz]

^ I know, but when you click to go to the thread ("Ongoing discussion") it says 'invalid'.

I can't get to it either... now I am slightly intrigued. dammit.

[malq]

Could the confusion be that, the link "ongoing discussion" does not work, but if you keep scrolling down, the entire comment section is there?

That's what I see.

[Undeniable Truth]

Best. Swivel. EVAR!
:pound:

That whole conversation was Swivel starring as "The Motherfucking King". Can't believe I've never seen that before. As I laugh my ass off over it, I bow to the wonder that is Swivel.

[TACO]

I read those comments & thought that was some FUNNY shit! Swivel was toying with them & they never figured it out! Priceless FREAKING PRICELESS! :congrats:

[Akelda]

I bow to the wonder that is Swivel.
Swivel FTW!!:thumbup:

[Valasca]

I think we now need to open the Church of Swivel.

[Lizard]

I think we now need to open the Church of Swivel.

Just buy his books and then post glowing reviews on amazon (the site, not you). ;)



Classic, isn't it, dop? The principle of "Turn the other cheek" and "treat others as you wish to be treated" are out the window. Christians these days are the asshole Old Testament types. Waging a crusade for their angry, jealous, mother-fucker god.

After I fuck Baby Jesus up his infant ass, these Christian morons can suck the bloody shit right off of my dick.

Then they can watch as I bang the charred bodies of these 5 hotties as they lay prone and helpless on the morgue gurneys.

How's that, you chicken-shit "Anonymous" fucks? Does performing anal-sex with the Baby Jesus get you sickos hot and bothered? Enough to register a name and join us in the forums? Do you hypocrites want to hurt me for saying these things, or do you want to reach out to me and help me? An honest answer to this question will reveal to you just what sort of Christian you are.


Hail, swivel!

[jenthgr8]

Oh, holy hell! I just read through each and every comment on that story. I haven't laughed that hard in years.

[Joevma]

Just buy his books and then post glowing reviews on amazon (the site, not you). ;)



Hail, swivel!

Swivel writes books?

[gee]

Classic, isn't it, dop? The principle of "Turn the other cheek" and "treat others as you wish to be treated" are out the window. Christians these days are the asshole Old Testament types. Waging a crusade for their angry, jealous, mother-fucker god.

After I fuck Baby Jesus up his infant ass, these Christian morons can suck the bloody shit right off of my dick.

Then they can watch as I bang the charred bodies of these 5 hotties as they lay prone and helpless on the morgue gurneys.

How's that, you chicken-shit "Anonymous" fucks? Does performing anal-sex with the Baby Jesus get you sickos hot and bothered? Enough to register a name and join us in the forums? Do you hypocrites want to hurt me for saying these things, or do you want to reach out to me and help me? An honest answer to this question will reveal to you just what sort of Christian you are.

This was my personal Favorite from 200 plus post. Very entertaining :crazy:

[DamagedGoods]

Swivel writes books?

And excellent ones at that... which reminds me... again

[CplPunishment]

Oh, and if you are still dumb enough to be hanging around, say hello to everyone!

<img src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7536/mc0351a7bf9d83fad6b4dcajm3.jpg" alt="Heather!">


I bet people are gonna love knowing how you feel about blacks...especially that "nigger" comment you made a couple smartass posts back.</img>

Damn Morbid, No you didn't.

*Mental note to self...Don't piss off Morbid he'll front page your ass.

[Lizard]

Swivel writes books?

Molly Fyde and the Parsona Rescue
Molly Fyde and the Land of Light
Molly Fyde and the Blood of Billions (recently out)
Half Way Home

And there's a book release party for Blood of Billions in one week in Charleston, SC. swivel's D'D fan club is showing up--Dakota and I will be there.

[hotcnymom]

This is the funniest thread EVER!:crazy:

[Lizard]

*Mental note to self...Don't piss off Morbid he'll front page your ass.

Not clear on why this is "news" to you, my friend...

[Valasca]

Swivel writes books?

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/tactical_facepalm.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2757)

[CplPunishment]

Not clear on why this is "news" to you, my friend...

I thought the Front page was for criminals the bastards I hate. Not for fat racist girls that have been traumatized by swivel. I read the thread and was surprised that the Great one Mr. Morbid FP'd her is all.

Liz you know I love you and I wish you would quit busting my balls.

Cpl. Kev

[Lizard]

I thought the Front page was for criminals the bastards I hate. Not for fat racist girls that have been traumatized by swivel. I read the thread and was surprised that the Great one Mr. Morbid FP'd her is all.

Liz you know I love you and I wish you would quit busting my balls.

Cpl. Kev

Oh, he didn't FP her--he just included a link to her photo in the comments. Understand, this was back in the day when you didn't have to log on to comment, and she kept coming back and posting under different names...INCLUDING Morbid.

Cpl, if I quit busting your balls, you'd be looking up at the sky to find the alien ship that had planted the parasitic being in my brain.

[CplPunishment]

I have been on board the ship that installs stated parasitic beings in Lizards, Besides if you stopped busting my balls I would feel all alone and not loved anymore.

[Lizard]

I have been on board the ship that installs stated parasitic beings in Lizards, Besides if you stopped busting my balls I would feel all alone and not loved anymore.

SEE? It's my goal in life to bust your balls.

I am here to serve.

[Harley_Tech]

What I really want to know is, what was the text she got that caused her to kill herself and her friends? Who sent the text?

R

[Lizard]

What I really want to know is, what was the text she got that caused her to kill herself and her friends? Who sent the text?

R

cum blo me

[Azrael]

This one was my favorite. Again, a little background. We reported on the story of the 5 cheerleaders who died (http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/15/5-pretty-white-girls-die-in-fiery-crash/), reportedly because of the driver texting. the thread, if you choose to read it, got a bit racial with some real morons chiming in. As you will notice, we used to allow anonymous postings. Heather is the reason why it stopped.

See, after a few of her comments showing her lack of intelligence, she decided to not only start using different names and throwing the nigger word around, she really pissed me off when she used MY name and posted a stupid ass post with me apologizing for my actions or some shit. I didn't think it was fair that she got to have all the fun playing around with identities, so I decided to play too. I found her Myspace page and her name and posted her picture. (http://www.dreamindemon.com/2007/07/15/5-pretty-white-girls-die-in-fiery-crash/#comment-1503)

I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.

As expected, her Myspace page came down and she was not too happy about having her picture shown to the world, especially after using some rather nasty racial comments.


heather wrote:
morbid(username) put a picture up of me under the fairport girls article and i
demand that it be taken down immediatly.

Morbid replied:

AUTOMATED MESSAGE

We have received your email and we will respond as soon as we are able. Because of the
massive amount of email we receive, it sometimes take up to 1 to 2 weeks for someone on
our team to respond.

If this is an emergency, or technical in nature, please email with the subject line of
EMERGENCY.

If this in regards to advertising, please email with a subject line of ADVERTISE

If this is in regards to an article on our site, please email with the subject ARTICLE

Thank you for contacting us!

END AUTOMATED MESSAGE


I still laugh about this one to this day. Thanks, Heather.

Like your user name..............cool........

[gee]

Quote Originally Posted by Morbid View Post
This one was my favorite. Again, a little background. We reported on the story of the 5 cheerleaders who died, reportedly because of the driver texting. the thread, if you choose to read it, got a bit racial with some real morons chiming in. As you will notice, we used to allow anonymous postings. Heather is the reason why it stopped.

See, after a few of her comments showing her lack of intelligence, she decided to not only start using different names and throwing the nigger word around, she really pissed me off when she used MY name and posted a stupid ass post with me apologizing for my actions or some shit. I didn't think it was fair that she got to have all the fun playing around with identities, so I decided to play too. I found her Myspace page and her name and posted her picture.

I think I actually heard her shut the fuck up.

As expected, her Myspace page came down and she was not too happy about having her picture shown to the world, especially after using some rather nasty racial comments.


heather wrote:
morbid(username) put a picture up of me under the fairport girls article and i
demand that it be taken down immediatly.

Morbid replied:

AUTOMATED MESSAGE

We have received your email and we will respond as soon as we are able. Because of the
massive amount of email we receive, it sometimes take up to 1 to 2 weeks for someone on
our team to respond.

If this is an emergency, or technical in nature, please email with the subject line of
EMERGENCY.

If this in regards to advertising, please email with a subject line of ADVERTISE

If this is in regards to an article on our site, please email with the subject ARTICLE

Thank you for contacting us!

END AUTOMATED MESSAGE


I still laugh about this one to this day. Thanks, Heather.

Like your user name..............cool........

This is the one that made me a huge fan of Swive:lollypop:l

[Laura Antoinette]

lmao, brilliant! I dont care how old this is, I love when people get called on their idiotic misdeeds